the zoo animal orgy thread

i go first! i'm the tiger! raaaaa

fuming, what animal are you?

awww, what animal are you crab?

...damn, crab. that's all i gotta say.

you really know how to work the dirt on your tongue -

can i have some? ;D

that's hot. see you inside the swamp, baby ;D

You're one clever and complex cub, Polar Bear. Of course, you don't hibernate like most of your cousins, but you're not one to spend all your time chasing tail either. Still, it seems you don't have any trouble reeling in a bit of spare with that alluring wit of yours. You're the sort who isn't afraid to delve into the deeper sides of life. When you're feeling shy and reserved, however, you might just prefer to roam the expanses solo ? at least for a while.

But things can get pretty chilly up there in the Arctic Circle. When it's time for you to find the perfect match, you probably look for a partner who can provide both mental, and of course, physical stimulation. So keep your eyes out for a partner who can keep up with your intellectual wanderings and heart-felt emotions. Once you've warmed up to them, there'll be enough heat to melt even the largest snow cap.

i was surprised, it's pretty accurate - i'm a polar bear in a tiger suit 😉

come inside my cave, it's nice and warm...no need for you to sit so far away, two bodies are better than one. 😉

"if i come any closer it'll be hot"

we should light some candles with the fire we create and see where the evening takes us 😉 it does get so dark at sundown, i hope you don't mind using your hands as eyes 🙂 🙂

"No I don't mind. But you're leaving me speechless here"

that's perfect, 'cause for what i had in mind we won't be needing words...only our mouths 😉

oh crab, the alligator to my polar bear, you're wonderfully sensual. you know all the right things to say *wink*

haha, this is a pretty boring orgy...where is the rest of the animal kingdom?!

oh crabby, you stole the words right outta my mouth 😉 🙂 you tease!!!

if we were really in a dark warm cave, i'd make you never want to leave. 😉

"I wouldn't leave"

and the morning after i'd cook you chocolate waffles outta my own private stash in the igloo next door ;D

*scratches head*

how about we cook the waffles togetha? they'll satisfy the morning hunger twice as fast!

( thanks, sweetheart. i hope i find that special lady! )

LOL @ pic

What in the living crabcakes is going on here?

You're a raccoon!

Aren't you a crafty creature, Raccoon? There's a reason for that mask on your face ? it makes it easier to sneak out the back door unnoticed after a late-night prank or two. You're a nocturnal prowler and a fun-loving jokester with a definite social streak. There's never a dull moment when you're up for a party or a wild night on the town. After all, who can resist a free-spirited flirt with a great sense of humour? Your abundance of charm doesn't hurt you either. You subtly move in on your prey, sneaking out of the shadows where you plotted your next chat up line. Before they even know what hit them, you've taken the piss and left them laughing before disappearing into the night.

It's a wonder people never tire of your yob-like antics, you tease. It must be something about your mysterious allure that keeps you so fiendishly intriguing. Or maybe it's your approach to living in the moment. Life's a party and you live it and that's what makes you so irresistible! It's a wonder people never tire of your rabble-rousing antics, you tease. It must be something about your mysterious allure that keeps you so fiendishly intriguing. Or maybe it's your approach to living in the moment. Life's a party and you live it and that's what makes you so irresistible!

Look at you, Zebra! Could you have any more style ? Your charm and polish put the rest of those uncivilised beasts to shame. Like your zebra counterparts who have keen eyesight, you too, have a discerning eye when it comes to ? well, most everything ? from whom you're attracted to, to where you find them.

There's just something about you. Maybe it's those classically bold stripes that people just can't say no to. You don't need a personal stylist to know that black never misses. Speaking of never missing, your fertile love life is so "on," it's probably as steamy as the watering holes that you roam. You tend to travel the dating plains with your hip herd flanking you on each side.

Your entourage helps you spot potential partners and ensures that you don't migrate too far from your ideal. Lucky for you, you have no problem attracting glances and advances from some of the finer species in your habitat. As for your alluring animal magnetism, your class and good looks will surely impress any prey as you make your way through the wild expanses of love.

sup.

crabby wore me out ;O i have nothing left to give, but my-o-my was it energy well spent!

4:20 post!! smoke a superbowl for the superbowl!

awww, i'm sorry your team lost. what can i do to make you feel better, hmmm? maybe land a touchdown in your end zone? ;D

haha, it's so cold where i'm living...we don't have a heater and my landlord has been playing david lynch movies all night.

sooo tired. but i can't fall asleep because i'm living behind the stage. come be my pillow crab?

can i joining crab—

HA Ha...
but im not going to be around forever...just want to hv some fun...if u guys let me in 😉

this thread looks like a migraine to me

LOL @ AM

they were taken at the beach after a long weekend of partying, we all slept in sleeping bags at venice.

thanks for the warmth crab baby, you know you're my favorite 😉 i owe you one, lemme know when you want your rain check darling...hell you can take it even when it's not raining, i'm not picky 🙂

and soul, find yourself another crab. this one's mine! >😢

AM, i know you're just jealous that i found another woman...that night under the stars didn't mean NOTHIN' now, you cheated on me with that stupid capricorn...it's not my fault he pays more attention to his desk job than your sexual desires. 🙂🙂

If I may say so, crab was after outcast for awhile, but I knew it wouldn't be fulfilling for her. We all know Pisces and Cancer women love Scorpio men the best. 😉

crab, hope you're not still hating on us.... 😛

You're a raccoon!

Aren't you a crafty creature, Raccoon? There's a reason for that mask on your face ? it makes it easier to sneak out the back door unnoticed after a late-night prank or two. You're a nocturnal prowler and a fun-loving jokester with a definite social streak. There's never a dull moment when you're up for a party or a wild night on the town. After all, who can resist a free-spirited flirt with a great sense of humour? Your abundance of charm doesn't hurt you either. You subtly move in on your prey, sneaking out of the shadows where you plotted your next chat up line. Before they even know what hit them, you've taken the piss and left them laughing before disappearing into the night.

It's a wonder people never tire of your yob-like antics, you tease. It must be something about your mysterious allure that keeps you so fiendishly intriguing. Or maybe it's your approach to living in the moment. Life's a party and you live it and that's what makes you so irresistible! It's a wonder people never tire of your rabble-rousing antics, you tease. It must be something about your mysterious allure that keeps you so fiendishly intriguing. Or maybe it's your approach to living in the moment. Life's a party and you live it and that's what makes you so irresistible!

ok baby, i'll share. but only because you said so. 🙂

soul, you better treat my crab right or its your heart! on a platter! with a side of ETERNAL DAMNATION!

i make sacrifices for beautiful women 🙂

"See baby, our love is spreading😄"

it's a side effect of our hotness. together we're ustoppably sexy, soon the whole scorpio board will fall under the spell of our love...and then it will spread to cancer and pisces, and then slowly across the astrological board until we have infected the whole universe!

"Baby those words just set my soul affire. Really it did, Wait I have the perfect song for what I just felt. BRB baby"

i have something for you, too ->
😛 i'm putting it on my profile for you too, baby! does this mean we're DXP engaged?

"Wrecky I need a hug....A crab is messing with our soUl on the cancer board. "

*hugz crab* i'll go get him for you, baby. don't you worry.

you're my shawty, f'sho! and don't mind the haters, they just jealous 'cause we have the sweetest love in the whole wide wooooooorld

"I love this song;D"

it's almost as beautiful as you baby 😛

*gives crab candy kisses*

you shouldn't huh? i already know you're a bad girl, it's what i like about you crab baby ;D don't deny your feelings, let them carry you wherever they want to, even if it's not some place you wanna go...and especially if those feelings carry you into my arms 🙂

sweet dreams love, whenever you're thinking of me you can be sure i'm thinking of you. 🙂 🙂 🙂

of course i can't wait...but i have a feeling you're gonna tease me anyways baby ;D

"and soul, find yourself another crab. this one's mine!"

"soul, you better treat my crab right or its your heart! on a platter! with a side of ETERNAL DAMNATION!"

No need to worry wrecky...im not sharing her with u or anyone else...besides...im looking for one guy for myself 🙂

It's the other way around and i'm watching u if u're not treating my dear crab right..🙂
get that wrecky? 😛

how do you like my new location, crab baby 😛

and soul don't worry, i treat my crab like a princess 🙂 🙂

"and soul don't worry, i treat my crab like a princess"

Then u can be one of my fav guy...🙂
I believe Crab will be happy to hear that... arent u crab?? 😉

I'm a Fire tiger ...Is it Chinese astrology??

I'm jealous
His post are always so long and epic.
Why?