Things We Learned From DXP

1. If a certain character trait is considered positive and/or impressive, it is attributed to one's (sun) sign. If a characteristic is UNappealing, well then- in that case, "it has nothing to do with signs".

2. Never create a thread asking for someone to interpret your chart. If you get a single response, you've lucked up.

3. Why the treetrunk would anyone block Dazed?!?!

4. Duncan is a hemaphrodite.

5. It is possible to get "jumped" in a message board forum.

Nothing has really changed: Flux of new people, same lame as questions on why each sign has asshole traits and how to seem worthy of that signs time.

Still something to laugh at everyday 😄

Dude, that's not how you play.


You're supposed to add to the list, man.

Posted by xxnightbynight

Posted by ScorpSuperior
4. Duncan is a hemaphrodite.

5. It is possible to get "jumped" in a message board forum.

lol @ get jumped. - it happens so quickly, too. - it's because people post dumb shit and ask questions without really wanting help.

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True. Asking for advice when what they really mean is, "Please (dis)confirm what I already know. Advise me to do what it is that I'm going to do anyway."

Posted by Flavia
Nothing has really changed: Flux of new people, same lame as questions on why each sign has asshole traits and how to seem worthy of that signs time.

Still something to laugh at everyday 😄

Indeed. The most popular of them all: "How do I win a _______ back?"


Love can be so unkind. 😢

10. Changing your username at least once is a right of passage.

11. Expect your heart to flutter when the top of your screen goes from reading, "You have 0 unread messages" to "You have 1 unread messages."

15. If you are nice people tend to attack you for no apparent reason thinking you are weak until you show them your not so nice side and suddenly the attacks stop. In short, be a douchelord to get peace.

16. I've learned how much i value respect and how intolerant i am of swearing. People here dont know how to communicate without calling other people names and i'd rather not talk to them if they cant talk right. Swearing is a language spoken in Retardia bcause everyone has a low IQ and swearing doesnt require a lot of thinking to spew out.

They actually think swearing adds weight to their light words, well...it doesnt! And just bcause you swear doesnt make u intimidating, im still not scared. Lmao. Its funny how they call you names like "dumbass, retard etc", not knowing that by saying those exact words makes them THE said retards for lack of creative thinking and wording.

"im a retard? Wow, glad to see that you are wearing your smartypants and please note that... the only thing smart is your pants and NOT you! Now, how does it feel to know that your pants are smarter that you?"

18. Dxp "butter" is nothing you find in your kitchen.
19. When they call you "cookiemonster" they dont think you are the cute flurry thing from open sesame.
20. Dxp teaches you a new language thats useless anywhere else but dxp.

Dimps, i did too when i 1st came here, lol. Its like wow, a bitch, who would have thought? Im still wondering how they come up with these words, they make no absolute sense to their real meaning. The other day i just realized that 'bleep' actually means cunt. I almost drive myself 2 thirds crazy trying to figure some of the words out...whats 'sparkle motion'?

You look adorable if thats you on the avi you just pulled out, dimplez. Too cute

21. posting pics of ones self for ur avi is a means for more profile views

22. this "place" is like crack cocaine

23. ppl getting butt hurt is thoroughly entertaining

24. if you hit the 2500 character max without breaking several times... good luck with responses.

25. it breaks hearts when veterans poof

23. The majority of the self pic avis are not cute at all and when u go to the profile to check out more, u get to find that the 'not so cute' pic is actually THE best of the lot. Wow "here's a cookie for confidence!" lol
24. The men profile pics are always shirtless and the women pull out this Deffy Duck look. Whats up with that?

To Elle, i like your avi pics btw, very natural (no duck looks). The recent one is my fave. Snap away!

As far as the censored words. Go into your profile and turn off the filter.

Thanks scorched. Who would have thought, lol

29. *types a shitload of curse words* ----*previews message*----> "... God..."

LMAO

Yeah, the scorp board is THE best ... so much drama. I love it! On close 2nd is the cap forum for a lower dosage of dramacitamol. I go to the virgo one ONLY for laughs, courtesy of Minnie Mouse. This site is better than a boyfriend, it provides ALL your needs without having to "work it"

Posted by ellessque
37. DXP has developed a new pet peeve for me. I'm realizing people are generally lazy and a bit daft. They post their chart asking for us to read it for them but neglect the COMPLETE description underneath it when they originally pull it up....as if we work for google or something.

here here

a. dxp is rigged and discussions cannot be totally objective nor anonymous

As you can tell I'm not a Libra in speech 😛
I have a Libra merc too fwiw!

rigged is an okay term as well.. nothing that bad when said in jest!

Posted by Purr
44. Certain placements are "branded". Scorpio Venus = automatic stalker, Gemini Venus = automatic cheater, etc., Gem/Aqua moon = no feelings, etc.

45. Your avatar can strongly affect the way people react to you, positively or negatively.

46. Some boards might as well have a "No Tresspassers/Beware of Dog" sign.

47. Account deletions appear to be contagious.

id say #44 is accurate

Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
6. Don't taunt the Virgo board, or you might get fed to the dawgs.😛

Don't taunt the Gems either! lol!

52. 80% of users originally came here in search of relationship advice.

53. Beware of P-Angel.

54. If you're not the Scorp, Virgo, Pisces, Leo, Cancer, or Cap board, no one reads/visits you.

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Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by Purr

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Posted by Purr
44. Certain placements are "branded". Scorpio Venus = automatic stalker, Gemini Venus = automatic cheater, etc., Gem/Aqua moon = no feelings, etc.

45. Your avatar can strongly affect the way people react to you, positively or negatively.

46. Some boards might as well have a "No Tresspassers/Beware of Dog" sign.

47. Account deletions appear to be contagious.

id say #44 is accurate

I wouldn't, but that's because I have one of those placements and know it's not true. 😛

air moons have real feelings? :O

I am GRATEFUL for my air moon amidst my Scorpio placements. I have VERY intense feelings, but I am able to split myself into another person who observes my behavior which is a blessing.

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57. Geminis, rather than Scorpios, are the real stalkers of the Zodiac.

Posted by ScorpSuperior
Dude, that's not how you play.


You're supposed to add to the list, man.

No rules were posted 😛 I got it now!

Posted by xxnightbynight
go home flavia, you're drunk. 😉

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I wish

60. You can be a bitch slut whore and fuck pussy over not sugar coating advice to anyone 😄

Posted by ellessque

35. There are either two kinds of Aries......really nice ones or batshit crazy ones with anger issues

I think there is only one type of Aries with a combination of bat shit crazy issues 😉