to all the haterz (who happen to be female)

you know you love me. does it bother you that you had to take a number and wait just like all the other ladies? don't get your panties in a bundle, long lines just prolong the satisfaction for when we're face to face, if you know what i'm sayin' 😉

one step at a time, my dxp lovelies.

Hey Wreck Baby, one less for your queue - only cos I know I'd ruin you for the rest... lol

(YOu do know that women find it hard to pee when someone's waiting to use the toile after them? You do see the correlation? But I suppose you're into HOW FAST YOU CAN GET THROUGH THE QUEUE..—?

LOL Good luck! 😉 I'm watching with interest...

PSHAW! Why do I have to wait in line? Pisces should get VIP status from Scorpio! No-one can make you quiver like we can, babeh. 😛

SAV, you sure have a lot to say about the potty - i personally enjoy women with a potty mouth, it's too bad you've dismissed yourself as an observer. we could have made the history books doll 😉

FA, nah, only one right now...i'm a good boy.

emgem, you really give gems a good name (a daunting task, LOL). you're one of the sweetest girls here. i don't know how you manage, your heart must be coated in sugar 😉

SS, couldn't have said it better myself. being a pisces gets you instant front of the line access, as long as you make good on your offer 😉

roxi, oh roxi. it doesn't count as cockiness if i know beyond a reasonable doubt that i'm good. you may as well put the crown on my head right now, roxi. you and i both know that it'd turn you on, and if you're happy, baby...well, i'm happy too. see what a gentlemen i am? 😉

Go*****mi*T yo* & $ 7@@@!!!

"Pisces should get VIP status from Scorpio! No-one can make you quiver like we can, babeh"

-Hey, hey now don't forget me SW. I get the VIP status to. 😉

"Hey, hey now don't forget me SW. I get the VIP status to."

Doesn't VIP mean we get lap dances too? 😛 Don't worry, SW, we'll wait 'til you're off work to fulfill our end of the bargain. Wouldn't want to wear you out before your shift. 😉

omg! OMG!!


Roxi is funny as shit. lol lmao

crabby, you know there's always a special place for you in my heart 🙂