Before Bed

I will brush my teeth

Wash my face

Check out the fridge one last time

Drink some water

Get into my jammies ( yeah right >=} )

Make sure my sheets and covers are all perfect and even

Check under my pillow

Lay on my back

Turn sideways to my right and put a pillow between my knees

Turn to lay on my back again believing that this might be the night that I actually fall asleep like this

Turn on my stomach once I'm sleepy enough

Bring the sheets in under my feet and grab them under my arms and pull them up to my head

My face facing the right with my left ear on the pillow

Turn my head onto my right ear facing the left

Grab the pillow and throw it on the floor

Face still facing the left

Grab my hair so that I have none on my face

Finally fall asleep!

Every single night I go through the exact same motions... how weird.... oooh I feel drowsy... just took medicine for my cold... Ok i'm serious now good night!