@venusianbull
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I seem to have misplaced a Bull. Anyone seen him? Or did he go into a Klingon war ship cloak and zoom off again. π
oh come vb, malls are fun.... sit there and people watch , or you do what my dad and me do....
go to the top floor and drop pennys down girls shirts on the bottom floor during the summer months π
yep them horse's i have have like 900 horse combo with the 450hp chevelle and 426 camaro....
and the camaro is getting more soon π
the good thing is that these horse have a kill switch unlike other horse that dont π
I'd rather be put on a stretching rack and have thumbscrews applied. I cannot stand the mall. LOL Pennies down girls shirts.
Well that and a vehicle doesn't require mass quantities of hay and feed. It won't bloat with gas and founder and doesn't need a ferrier and a vet to come check it over often.
hey you gotta have a hobby on the week days you know vb? lmao π
plus my horse dont poop π lol that was fun to say.
LOL Or break wind in great quantities out in the field.
HEY! Your favorite subject K! Wanna talk about farts?!
lol sure vb π are girls going to be in this discussion as well ?
*looking round* Well one is. π
I'll go get the lighter. ROFL I kid, I kid.
oh god.... fine. i'll go where no angel has treaded. haha fire away!
I am trying to get you over this sensitivity to chick farting. π
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! VB! CHICK FART! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DAMN!!!!!!!
Awwww, see? It starts so early. *giving little one a tender smooch*
I dont think I can play this anymore today.....hahaha those girls are sick!
YEH BABY, YEH!
*making chicken noises* Brawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Posted by venusianbull
YEH BABY, YEH!
yea ive done that π
LOL I'll bet you have. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
lol i know farts are so funny π even the word itself is funny.
Yes they are. And yes it is. LOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well, I certainly feel better! π
who would have thought vb, this angel is like this π
What, a bit crude? You are talking to a BULL pal! Not to mention I was raised by a man so if it has anything to do with a rear end or what comes out of it, I think it's hilarious. *wings fluttering*
lmao! my favorite angel then π
the running farts are the best, I pretent its like nos!
LOL!!! OH MY GOODNESS. Christmas morning, I ran upstairs and sat down next to my oldest daughter on her bed and really ( even I was impressed ) cut a cookie and said "Merry Christmas honey! Time for presents!" then ran down the stairs cackling the whole way with laughter.
She'll be 20 later this winter, ahhhh see there? I made a lasting memory that she'll never ever forget. *raising hankie to eye* It warms a mothers heart.
lmao! oh man thats funny ! merry christmas with a fart nice ! what did you do for an oncore?
LMAO We opened gifts, baked cookies and had a lovely ham dinner. π But my didn't the morning start off with a BANG!
lol well i'll tell you mine....so i was about 12 years old at the time , my dad was on the john.... well i run it and let the biggest fart evar on him, its was damn funny, well then i was laying on the bed head at the bottom and my feet on the pillows well he comes running in and sits on my head, i ripped a nice healthy fart on my damn head, i was so pissed!
long story short, its a never ending battle now π
ahhh I see vb π got loaded up huh ??
ROFLMAO My Dad is a 'pull my finger' man. And I'll tell you what. To THIS DAY if he silently extends his index finger I will still yank on it and laugh my fool head off when get gets off a real doozy. It never gets old!
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lol well i'll tell you mine....so i was about 12 years old at the time , my dad was on the john.... well i run it and let the biggest fart evar on him, its was damn funny, well then i was laying on the bed head at the bottom and my feet on the pillows well he comes running in and sits on my head, HE ripped a nice healthy fart on my damn head, i was so pissed!long story short, its a never ending battle now π
damn it .... see this is why adhd sucks! my story is all messed up....
Not to worry, I have a built in translator. π
oh serioulsy? haha thats funny π i would too.
my dad has told me alot of shit .
like he loves farting and then throw the blanks on my mom at night π
said you got too be a good boy when your dating them but when your hooked your can do anything
haha, oh well stupid dial up conection π
I suspected something was amiss with my ex-husband. Over the course of 13 years I only heard the man fart 4 times. Let that one marinate a moment...THIRTEEN YEARS. Twice in his sleep, twice under duress on the toilet. I should have known it was doomed from that moment on.
No leaving me in a cloud of stench and looking confused at the grocery store, no dutch ovens, no "get summa this honey", no "nice one, hey baby?". Not a bit of it. So abnormal. LOL
oh really wow thats weird..... its fun to grosss out women π
like try to leave the burn out mark in the shorts. jk
or like hey look at my dump isnt that huge lol
woah thats so wierd..... I sure am π the shore would be funny as hell π i'd have to go to the ER
ROFLMAO EXACTLY! "WOW HONEY! C'MERE AND CHECK THIS ONE OUT! IT'S A BEAUT!"
ME......hey baby check this out? HER.... thats gross!!! ME..... do you think you can top it? HER.....maybe ME... yea right!
HER....kyle check this out! ME.... holy shit women! I"LL go get a stick outside! HER....I so kicked your ass! Me...ahhhh...
yes, yes you did....
lmao! π
ROFLOL I'm soooooo proud of you. One oneupmanship, pride in your work, valor, the fortitude to push it out into the world and make art. You display it with dignity, take snapshots if it's a real treasure. π
seriously tho.... I kidd you not, i took a dump so big its backed the tolet up! lmao!!! π
we had to unbolt the tolet and get a lil thing to dig it out. I was so proud π
I had dad do it, isnt payback a bitch .
LOL Karma sure has a funny way of evening out the score alright. And now my Aries it is time for this old bag to hit the hay. Thank you for the laughs. π
lol your welcome angel π good night! I was the only one cranking jokes here. thank you.
but know how am I going to get girls to like me on here π
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