This Is For You DXP dumb fukks!

This topic was created in the Taurus forum by tauruschic on Monday, May 15, 2006 and has 13 replies.

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The DXP dumb ass who restricts how much we write... I have named Dick Face. Dick Face sits infront of his computer, picking his nose while he responds to alerts that let him know when someone has exceeded the 1000 words. He gets an adrenaline rush out of it and responds with lightning speed efficiency as he presses the 'delete here' button. He is bald, has no children and his wife works as a prostitute without his knowing. Her best client is his brother who is the landlord to his run down 1bd 1bath apartment.

His hobbies include reading science fiction books and he dreams with someday becoming a famous comic book author.

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Mr. Face' sun sign is Pisces btw.

The DXP idiot who moves our threads I have named Snot. Snot is addicted to coffee and is jittery most of the time. He has bouts of rage when he discovers that some threads do not belong on a certain board. It is relief from the severe depression he suffers. After his brief outburst he cries. He is married to an obese woman who brought 5 of their kids from previous marriages.

His sun sign is Virgo.

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The man who altogether deletes our posts and threads I have named Fairy. Fairy is a proper young man. He is very easily offended and gasps about most things normal people wouldn't flinch about. Too bad for him he was been threatened by various members of the DXP forum, being the frail wimp he is, he only browses here n there erasing only enough to keep his job. He likes long walks on the beach and has been warned about masturbating at work. He is now single as his long time partner has now reached adult status and ran away from his home.

His sun sign is Cancer.

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I meant to mention that Fairy led a double life 😛

And those are your dxp overlords ppl... GET TO KNOW THEM! I have shed light on their secret lives muah ha hah a ha ha