Where did she go?!?!?

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The tart is probably off at the Pie Cabal meeting slicing up the world into pieces. Rubbing elbows with the movers and powder sugar shakers of that nefarious group. Who, Who I ask, will be getting the world wide Apple concession. And the Peach, oh, the Peach pies, who will control that hugely lucrative market—?

I happen to have inside information that VB has her gelatin set on the Mulberries! This seedy little tidbit is only revealed at great personal risk of getting stuff stuck in my teeth!!! If it gets out that I have let the berry out of the bag, I could easily be beaten into a pastry shell myself!!! Mince Meat, perhaps!!!! A Cr?me pie of unknown variety—

But not to worry, as —Real Men Don't Eat Quiche,?? I don't expect I will become one of those.

But, I do hope you all appreciate that I could end up on a cold slab of vanilla ice cream for revealing these secrets about VB!!!! Chilling, absolutely chilling, I tell you??_??_.
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Obviously, I am way bored tonight. But, really, it is VB's fault, leaving me without proper Bovine Supervision.

Cow Pies

Ingredients:
Servings:
24-48
?? 1 1/2 cups sugar
?? 1/2 cup unsalted butter
?? 1/2 cup 1% low-fat milk or 1/2 cup 2% low-fat milk
?? 1/2 cup cocoa powder
?? 1 teaspoon vanilla
?? 3 cups rolled oats
?? 1 cup sweetened coconut
Change Measurements: US | Metric
Directions:
Prep Time: 15 mins
Total Time: 15 mins

1. Melt butter in large sauce pan, add milk, sugar and cocoa powder. Bring to medium boil and boil for 1 minute. Any longer and the sauce will harden too much when cookies set. Any shorter and the cookies may not harden enough.
2. Remove from heat and add rolled oats and coconut. (I usually premix the coconut and oats). Mix well with wooden spoon and drop onto parchment or wax paper. You decide on the size of cookies you want. These cookies take about a 1/2 day to a day to set depending on the size.
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Put on the skillet, put on the lead,
VB's gonna to make us all short'nin' bread;
That ain't all she's gonna to do,
VB's gonna to make a little coffee, too.

Chorus:
VB's little friends love short'nin', short'nin',
VB's little friends love short'nin' bread.


Three DXPers, lying in bed,
Two was sick an' the other almost dead;
Sent for the doctor, the doctor said,
"Feed those people VB's short'nin' bread."
Chorus:

Snuck in the kitchen, lifted the lead,
Filled his pockets full of short'nin' bread;
Stole the skillet, stole the lead,
Stole the gal makin' short'nin' bread.
Chorus:

Caught dofacc with the skillet, caught dofacc with the lead,
Caught dofacc with the gal makin' short'nin' bread;
Paid six dollars for the skillet, six dollars for the lead,
and now dofacc's on deathrow eatin' short'nin' bread

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— the poems and the missing of me. 🙂
Here is what happened ( oh hush now, ssssshhhhhh and gather round.. ). Little Bull went a'marketing and took funds out of savings to purchase a new tower. Much to her delight and joy she spied a tremendous sale. She skipped home merrily with new system cradled most tenderly in her arms. ( Even the sky seemed brighter, and nary a bird dared shat on her new buttercup yellow cami-tank combination..)
Her hazel eyes were lit up as she removed it from its carton and hooked up each cord and tightened each bit and bob. "Ohhhh, system set-up..new desktop.." she gasped. She immediately started loading up her instant messengers so that she could share her joy with her dear friends.
When LO and BEHOLD! The sky began to tremble and the heavens issued forth great torrential rain. A mighty crash of thunder rent the firmament and lightening struck the house arcing its way through the Mighty Surge Protector and vaulting its gateway, laying waste to the Externius Routermus. It continued on its way through the cording into the new slimline tower..traveling into the mouse and up our intrepid heroines arm. She snapped back with a mighty expletive ( and noting with pride that there was no fecal matter in her most fetching lavender print cheeky panties )... "GONE, ALL GONE!"
She all but wept that the purchase she made not 2 hours before was laid to utter ruin. ( But ahhhh, she had the COMMON SENSE to purchase a 2 year warranty.. )
SO, after her most intelligent Cancerian Knight ( that would be her progeny..Prince Computerus Fixius ) managed to boot up what was thought to be a lost tower from the depths of Garage Burrough..she made a most important call to some magical wizard in the Land of Technical Wonders who helped her discover ( from her Black Throne of Command ) why on earth it was sending and not receiving. And here I am, back again, to reign supreme ( and give most excellent advice ).

Fin —

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Posted by dofacc
The tart is probably off at the Pie Cabal meeting slicing up the world into pieces. Rubbing elbows with the movers and powder sugar shakers of that nefarious group. Who, Who I ask, will be getting the world wide Apple concession. And the Peach, oh, the Peach pies, who will control that hugely lucrative market—?

I happen to have inside information that VB has her gelatin set on the Mulberries! This seedy little tidbit is only revealed at great personal risk of getting stuff stuck in my teeth!!! If it gets out that I have let the berry out of the bag, I could easily be beaten into a pastry shell myself!!! Mince Meat, perhaps!!!! A Cr?me pie of unknown variety—

But not to worry, as —Real Men Don't Eat Quiche,?? I don't expect I will become one of those.

But, I do hope you all appreciate that I could end up on a cold slab of vanilla ice cream for revealing these secrets about VB!!!! Chilling, absolutely chilling, I tell you??_??_.



LOL This is brilliant. —
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Posted by TaurGuy

Haha... Yeah... Yeah... Give me your worst Cailleach...






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Posted by TaurGuy


No, Her computer died..

I think she's got a new one already but must be having a hell of a time finding out how to turn it on.. hehehehe!!



Looking for it again I see Taibhse...

— 😛

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Mmmmm, don't make me call the Storm Taibshe..in your ethereal state you might disperse. 😛