-Cancer mosies up then...-

-sits on the dock and throws out a shiny lure with a big, super frosted, super sprinklized vanilla cupcake and a heart candy on the top-

*big kid grin*

Come back when they're chocolate and I can guarantee one nibble and probable bite. 😉
You have no idea how badly I've been wanting chocolate anything.

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

Posted by TaurGuy

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

-Ties another shiny lure back onto the line and slips on another scrumptious cupcake vanilla cupcake, and a rich devils chocolate cupcake with strawberry filling after it for Bella. Then slips a twinky on for TaurGuy-

I just know how you sweet bulls love your sweets...

Totally dug the commando assault on the pastry though, without harming me. What a gent.

Posted by TaurGuy

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

LOL! ♥

MMOOOOOOO 😄

Posted by CancerGemini

Posted by TaurGuy

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

-Ties another shiny lure back onto the line and slips on another scrumptious cupcake vanilla cupcake, and a rich devils chocolate cupcake with strawberry filling after it for Bella. Then slips a twinky on for TaurGuy-

I just know how you sweet bulls love your sweets...

Totally dug the commando assault on the pastry though, without harming me. What a gent.

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"and a rich devils chocolate cupcake with strawberry filling after it for Bella." 😛

"Then slips a twinky on for TaurGuy-" LOL

Posted by TaurGuy

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

LMAO This is great.

I'll leave the cupcake for someone else. Have a peach..a crenshaw melon..fresh strawberries, kiwi, mango..something along those lines?

*gently strolling through pasture and leaving a roast chicken basket and cookies for TaurGuy* That was gallant. And as you well know, your Cows can take care of themselves. Moo Moo Buckaroo.

Welcome to the Pasture Cancer.

Posted by venusianbull
I'll leave the cupcake for someone else. Have a peach..a crenshaw melon..fresh strawberries, kiwi, mango..something along those lines?

*gently strolling through pasture and leaving a roast chicken basket and cookies for TaurGuy* That was gallant. And as you well know, your Cows can take care of themselves. Moo Moo Buckaroo.

Welcome to the Pasture Cancer.

You eat your fruit sister :p

*licking frosting seductively,in order to attract more cupcakes* 😉

Oh and I will *slowly lapping fruit juice off of fingers and wrist*. More cupcakes for you. 😉

😄

😄

"On my watch you earn their love.. "

The Bull is right though.I lost all control there,in my desire for chocolate.
Thank God the great and mighty Bull is in the pasture!!! 🙂

Try again,Crabcakes.

Surf and turf,or the Poo Poo platter....it's all up to you. 😉

LOL,I crack myself up. 😄

LOL!!

Mmmmhmm, the Bull. Keeping a careful eye on his herd, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. I'll just be over here munching grass and pretending to be concentrating on milk production. 😛

That is udderly fabulous.

😛

LOL And now for something utterly random. This coconut lime body spray is fabulous.

MMMMMMMM(oo) I can almost smellz it!

Yummy.

I was surprised I liked it so well. I'm such a perfume snob. It smells like beach in motion. That yummy suntan oil smell. MOOOOOOOO.

Mmmm...

-crawls out of sand and scurries onto the tuft of prairie and sniffs at the wafted scent in the breeze-

so delightful.

I do hope you don't mind a tender little visitor in your patures. :>

lol pastures*

So true about earning the love of a taurus. Something my cancer ex needs to learn-instead of buying things and hiding in their shell. Be upfront!

CancerGemini,where did you go? did your worm shrivel up? 😄

Lawdy Lawd, I hope it wasn't a vat of clarified butter and a bib.

LMAO "Did your worm shrivel up.."

you know the code for my little comedy drumbeat quit working. 😢
I really miss that thing.

Bummage 😢

Posted by venusianbull
Oh and I will *slowly lapping fruit juice off of fingers and wrist*. More cupcakes for you. 😉

OOOHHHHH MMMYYY *shudder*

Posted by TaurGuy

*Slips head up out of water, face painted and knife in mouth commando style

*Cuts CancerGemini's line

Have at it lady's its free now..

You'll not be coming by trying to catch one of my sweet cows with cheap ass gifts like that.
On my watch you earn their love.. Don't be trying to cut corners like shit... Not on my watch!!!

*Evil Grin

*Slips back under the water..

*swooons * I so flove being taken care of 🙂 See, who said chivalry was dead—?? HA! I — Taurguy.

Yeah, I'm not so much into the sweets, but I appreciate the effort...now, tie a bottle of Don Julio, 1800 or Patron on a line...then we can chat 😉

Posted by CancerGemini
sniffs at the wafted scent in the breeze-

...and what, exactly are you sniffing at? Tuft of what..."prairie" is that what it's called now— *raises brow and LOL *

LMMFAO! ^