Tips for having the Best V in Town

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Found this article and I actually found it humorous. What do yall think? Anyone done any of these things? V-jazzing? Vacials?
http://www.thetalko.com/16-tips-for-having-the-best-v-in-town/

16 Tips For Having The Best V In Town
03.04.2016 by Elizabeth Yetter in Shock Talk

16 Tips For Having The Best V In Town
A healthy vagina is the best kind of vagina there is. Come on ladies, we all want to look and feel our best down there and, by goodness, we want our man to see it too. Vagina care is a hot topic right now. After centuries of women too afraid to even take a look down there, women are finally curious about their bodies and how to make their downstairs room look even better than ever before.

Why are we so obsessed with our vaginas? Perhaps it is because we can be. For the first time ever, we are not publicly shunned or forced to hide our bodies from the public. While we can’t go meandering down the street butt naked, we can freely check out what is going on and talk about it with friends online. The internet is filled with ideas for creating the prettiest vagina and none of us are ashamed to have one anymore.

We are not asking for much. We want better-looking vaginas, but without the surgery. Fortunately, making sure our lady parts look their best is not hard to do and is relatively inexpensive. These next thirteen pages will show you how you can have the perfect-looking, smelling, and tasting vagina in town.


16. Tighten Up- Practice Your Kegels


If you have never before exercised your vagina, there is no better time to start than right now. Kegels are an exercise all women should practice because it helps keep the vagina tight and in shape. To get an idea of what a Kegel is like, think about when you are peeing. You can squeeze and stop peeing mid-stream. That squeezing is a Kegel squeeze. How often and how many Kegel squeezes you should do a day vary from expert to expert, but doing about 50 to 100 Kegels a day should be enough to keep your lady parts in shape.


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15. Vajazzling


After a professional wax or a clean shave, some women like to decorate their crotch with self-adhesive rhinestone jewels. Jennifer Love Hewitt brought this trend to a forefront by admitting to it on television. There is nothing dangerous about decorating the front of your crotch and lower belly with rhinestone jewels, just make sure that they don’t come off and get into your lady parts. You will also want to keep watch to make sure the adhesive doesn’t irritate your skin.

14. Know how to properly clean your lady bits


Avoid using douche on your vagina. While a douche can mask an odor, it does not get rid of it and it can screw up the delicate pH levels inside your vagina and cause you further problems. The best way to clean your vagina is to use a gentle, unscented soap on the outside area. If there is still an odor after washing your vagina, make an appointment with your doctor to find out what is causing the problem.

13. Brazilian Wax


The are so many ways to get your crotch groomed and the Brazilian wax is one of the most popular grooming procedures. To get a successful wax, only go to a reputable salon and have a trained professional give you one. Also, when you enter the salon, look around to make sure the facility is clean and that the professionals are wearing fresh, clean gloves.


12. Keep It In Cotton


When it comes to having the best vagina around, you have got to keep it in clothing that lets it breathe. When choosing your underwear, choose cotton. Cotton underwear not only allows your vagina to breathe, it also absorbs moisture and pulls it away from your body. Underwear made of synthetic material traps the moisture next to your skin and becomes a breeding ground for bacteria. When you are just hanging around the house, go commando and give your lady parts even more breathing room.

11. Get A Vajacial


Yeah, you read that word right: vajacial. It is a facial for your vagina and it is a trending spa treatment. Basically, it is a treatment you get on the skin around your vagina area. The treatment helps prevent ingrown hairs, exfoliates, opens up the skin pores, and is said to give the vagina a healthy glow. During the treatment, you will get the attention of the tickle wand to improve blood circulation, a mask, like a face mask, around your bikini area, and you will be treated with hot towels and natural moisturizer. It is a great way to relax and get some beauty treatment in the downstairs department.


10. Cranberry Juice And Yogurt

Add cranberry juice and yogurt to your daily diet. You don’t have to go overboard. Simply drink one serving of cranberry juice and eat one serving of yogurt a day. Both cranberry juice and yogurt are believed to help prevent yeast infections and, when you have an infection, they are believed to help treat it. Drinking plenty of water each day also helps keep your vagina healthy and if you are experiencing vaginal dryness it is reported that eatin
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8. Taste


According to Elite Daily, every vagina has its own distinct taste, but there are certain things we can do to make sure our vaginas don’t taste bad. Smoking cigarettes, for instance, not only gives us ashtray mouth, it also gives our lady parts the same flavor. Alcohol, onions, garlic, and even asparagus can make your lady parts taste weird. Eating fruit, however, is believed to make the vagina taste better. The current craze is to eat sweet pineapple to make your lady parts taste sweeter.

7. Dealing With White Hairs


Are you troubled by white hairs showing up in your pubic region? How women deal with these white hairs varies. Some women prefer to just pluck out a white hair whenever it appears. This is fine if you only have one or two white hairs showing up. If you have more than a few white hairs, trim your pubic hair short to make the white hairs less noticeable or shave the area completely. Some women risk dying their pubic hair. Many feel that using harsh chemicals in that region can be dangerous, especially if you have an allergic reaction to the dye. The best thing to do if you want to dye your pubic hair is to go to the spa for a professional dye job.

6. Let It Go All Natural


People deal with pubic hair in all sorts of ways and none of them are the right or perfect way except for the individual. Some women prefer to go natural. In “The Body Book,” Cameron Diaz says, “It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies.” An unshaved crotch is a natural crotch and there appears to be many women who prefer natural over a shave, wax, or laser hair removal. If you prefer to keep your crotch “fully dressed,” go for it. The internet proves that there are plenty of men who like the look.

5. Go Hairless


Crotch hair used to be necessary. In the time before there was underwear, crotch hair helped protect our vaginas from bacteria. Today, the bare look is one of the most popular crotch looks. Guys like it because going hairless shows all, but getting this clean look requires a new, clean razor. Trim your crotch hair first and then head into the shower. Use a lubricating gel when shaving your private area. Gently draw the razor across the area with long, slow strokes. When you are done, you might want to apply a gentle moisturizer to the area to lessen your chances of getting razor bumps.

4. Elastic And Ingrown Hairs


After shaving or waxing, avoid wearing any underwear with elastic that will rub against your bikini area. Tight elastic on your underwear can cause irritation and ugly ingrown hairs in a place where you definitely do not want them. Instead, go commando, if possible, or wear boy shorts underwear.
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3. Annual Check-Ups


The only way to make sure your vagina is in the best of health is to go to your gynecologist for regular check-ups. Every woman needs to find a gynecologist that she is comfortable talking to so that she won’t put off her regular visits. The best way to find a good gynecologist is to talk to other women about it and research local gynecologists online to see what other people are saying about them. When you finally find the right doctor, keep up with your appointments and pap smears to make sure your vagina stays in top shape.

2. Buff The Stubble


Shaving down there can be a real pain in the rump, but you can make a clean shave feel smoother for a longer stretch of time. Soften Her is a buffing pad that you can slip over your fingers and buff away the sharp edges of new grown hair. It doesn’t remove the stubble, but it makes it less jagged and softer to the touch. Almost like using a super fine sandpaper, only gentler, on your skin, you are also giving your bikini area a light exfoliation which is great for your skin. It can also be used on your legs and your armpits to reduce the amount of time you spend shaving in the morning.

1. Shave In The Right Direction


If you are looking to avoid the ugly after shaving bumps and, later on, ingrown hairs, start shaving in the same direction as your hair growth. With our legs, we most likely shave against our hair growth, but the skin around our private area is very sensitive. In this area, we should be shaving in the same direction that our hair grows in. If you are having problems with getting all the hair off using this method, use a fresh new razor. A sharp, sturdy razor will be able to get all the hair off.
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Okay, so one more area to over obsess over? I am clean - I take care of myself - I groom - I have on authority that I don't taste bad - I do my kegels, but the day I have nothing better to do than to get a vajacial you might aswell shoot me, because then I really don't have a life. I'd much rather do something productive with my vagina, you know, like having sex...
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Okay, so one more area to over obsess over? I am clean - I take care of myself - I groom - I have on authority that I don't taste bad - I do my kegels, but the day I have nothing better to do than to get a vajacial you might aswell shoot me, because then I really don't have a life. I'd much rather do something productive with my vagina, you know, like having sex...
Yep!! lol!!