Beauty in the Eye of the Beholder

i was walking along and this woman in this shortest tightest mini skirt jogged past like she was late for something. her legs were kind of chunky but i was so attracted haha!

maybe its the mini skirt but i kind of found myself fantasising about the legs. normally i like skinny legs but her slightly more robust legs had this soft feel about them. i think i'm a pervert haha

this really supports that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i must have versatile tastes haha

mini skirts should be only allowed in the bedroom then! such attention seeking, especially in winter here in aus. i wish i took a photo....

now i need a mini skirt fix haha

skinny is overrated.. a woman who fills out her clothing is quite tantalizing, altho there is a fine line between a little meat on the bones and too much meat. lol!

what can i do layna.... i need to get busy, too much testosterone

i really do like skinny women, but i do like voluptuous women too. as long as not one half skinny and one half voluptuous haha

Posted by zeoblade
what can i do layna.... i need to get busy, too much testosterone

i really do like skinny women, but i do like voluptuous women too. as long as not one half skinny and one half voluptuous haha

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I Agree to LAYNA Your a Mr PERVERT....lol, jk!!

YOUR FUNNY ZEO, But i like your style ...all your topics found them interesting...just keep going...😛

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Posted by zeoblade
what can i do layna.... i need to get busy, too much testosterone

i really do like skinny women, but i do like voluptuous women too. as long as not one half skinny and one half voluptuous haha

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I Agree to LAYNA Your a Mr PERVERT....lol, jk!!

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i knew it ='(

i need to focus, otherwise my reputation will be ruined and women will be cautious of me otherwise no sweet honey woman for zeo ='(

i was imagining how it looks like to have a half skinny leg and the other one is meaty mighty meat...lol...

i was hoping to get a laugh out of that visual haha could you tell?

haha yeah being taken advantaged of when drunk and helpless

Posted by Pandybear
^^ Mini skirts in the winter? Idk what kind of messages those ladies are trying to send out... Kind of reminds me of how some ditsy California girls wear short skirts with UGGS to the damn beach lol wierdooos!!

LOL! Have you met Miss Amey? I think youd like her 😛

she wants attention is the message

i havent met miss amey

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LOL! Whaaat? See this is why
A) I dont drink much
b) I only hang out with gentlemen
c) I carry a pocketknife everywhere and
d) If I do drink, I take any guy hitting on me as a free therapist and drive him away that way!! 😛 Seems to work more than drunkily threatening them with a box cutter I hardly know how to use!

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3rd rule of self defence:

never carry something like a pocket knife let alone use it to defend yourself. why?

you may not be in possession of it and it may be used against you

I love huge legs... chun li is my idol

then you wouldnt need a knife at all

I like this game of tennis better

I was in my dads garage one day and I found an little can about the size of a liquid paper bottle. I thought it was a little mini mosquito repellant thing I pushed the top of it down and it let out the hugest ear peircing sound i have ever heard and scared the bejesus my ears were ringing for ages they were in so much pain and it was about 50cm from my face!.......so its a little minature fog horn thing that u sound if your being attacked......the best thing about it is....if u put it up to someones ear they will probably go deaf!

deaf cos I kno how to sign.........would u rather pee marbles or poo bowling balls?