from hell

Humor. What is it that makes us say and do these queer activities that leads everyone to stare at each other whenever we attempt to say something Funny.

I know, we aren't funny, but give me an answer!!!

Oh yeah, for those who know me, I've been drinking 6-40s, having a good time smoking weed, and laughing about nothing, and those of you who don't know this inflexible first decan, metal moshing, butt stinking man than my name is "Sortilege- I fear nothing."

I am also going to write terribly because I forgot that virgos cannot wrrwirwteet cleaeaeearrrrrlly.

Anyways...answer now or suffer the beating. 😄

I don't know. I like to think I'm funny, but not in the "I'm totally going to win Last Comic Standing" funny. I just like to laugh at everything, including myself. I think we should just stick to sarcasm and "in the moment" jokes. I seem to be better at those than just making something up on the spot.

pimp-daddy-motherfuckers will always be sweeting us for the jokes we state, but fuck it with a sweat bucket.

85 is that really you i thought u died maybe you did lol but your back anywho welcome back owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao.

Oh hi!!

Posted by seavixen2


I am soooooo happy my opposite e-buddy is back!
It's been kinda slooooooooow over here in your absence.

But to answer your question...I fear that your are becoming a teensy weensy bit more flexible😄

Thank you, and i'm glad i'm back to e-talk to you too, suga! 🙂

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo

85 is that really you i thought u died maybe you did lol but your back anywho welcome back owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao.

I almost died a few weeks back when i disappeared. I went rock climbing and i didn't use any gear (who doesn't use gear 😉 ), and out of my stupidity, almost feel four stories, but a few pals helped out me. Other than that my computer got a virus that same day, so i've been away, and i was working a new position to help out a few co-workers, so we can get work going...but other than that. I've been good brotha!!! How about yourself daaawwgggg!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i almost fell*

Posted by Amandus
Oh hi!!

Hey buddio!

SortiLege...YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE PEOPLE!


yOU HAVE MY ATTITUDE. i USED TO DO WHAT YOURE DOING ALOT.

40 UP
Trees to puff
Get a nut
Fuq a hater
Keep it tough! werd

I went rock climbing at Table Rock last month tipsy as hell but with GEAR hhahaaaaa.

To answer your HUMOR QUESTION....i CONSIDER HUMOR NOT TO BE OBVIOUS. iTS GOTTA HAVE A LIL PLAY BEHIND SO PEOPLE DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE GOING WITH IT UNTIL YOU FINISH. wITTY.

I.E. gEORGE cARLIN, pRYOR, dEMETRI, THE OFFICE, OFFICE SPACE, FRIDAY, ETC ETC

Fuck yeah, man. Hey supercap, where did you go rock climbing. I went to the Mojave desert, and we camped near the Joshua tree, and began blasting heavy metal!

Hey, like the mighty George Carlin states it, "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately".

lmao im been good its great to hear from ya i been alive and well doing my best being good to myself and others and just living.

ps.shame on you leaving the fellows first decan LV and Candeh to fend for themselves to hold it down for our group owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmfao.

Wanna, drink six 40oz with me man? We can play some hockey with shaks...Oh wait, he can't play because he's probably angry that his home country made second place after the Spanish. heh heh...

Thanks for the notice seavixen 😉

Hey, you've been on my badge since the start, lets not forget that. 😄

You should really check this book out, its pretty cool!

The secret language of birthdays and The secret language of relationships.

Well, they are both separate books, but they are written by the same two authors.

Posted by seavixen2
yes..the first decans have been holding it down!

Do you know anyone besides, us, the dxpnet users who are born on the first decan?

Shyte we'll drink 40z and rock the f&^% out.

Table Rock is in NC..more mountainous...less canyon like. western foothills. wish I could end up in the Mojave where the hills have eyes. lol

I'll chill anytime pimpjuice.

Do you play also? instruments

come visit us on the cap forum sometime.

and YEZZIR...Carlin said it, so it sure as hell is RIGHT. 🙂

Posted by seavixen2
Nooooooooooooo Ian! This place needs livening up

lol and by place, do you mean the virgo board specifically? 😛

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Posted by seavixen2
Nooooooooooooo Ian! This place needs livening up

lol and by place, do you mean the virgo board specifically? 😛

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We could all use Sorti's livening up!!! I even welcome you the Pisces board my man! Woohoo! 😄

Oh yeah, I forgot to answer the original question. I LOVE stupid funny and actually all the things that Supercap mentioned. Family Guy makes me laugh hysterically as well as that silly show "The Flight of the Conchords'. Have you seen it? The Virgo I dated is the one who introduced me to it and it is funny!
I tend to think that I have a good sense of humor but it is in the moment. I also can act pretty darn goofy and I do tend to make my friends laugh when we are hanging out.
I don't know what I would do if I couldn't laugh!!! What a drab life this would be!

Posted by ianthefish
get lost pony..

c'mon don't you miss your daddy. *flexes muscles*

If seavixen is correct, you and i are the greatest of pals. Now be a good pal, and admit that you missed me. 😄

Posted by SuperCap
Shyte we'll drink 40z and rock the f&^% out.

Table Rock is in NC..more mountainous...less canyon like. western foothills. wish I could end up in the Mojave where the hills have eyes. lol

I'll chill anytime pimpjuice.

Do you play also? instruments

come visit us on the cap forum sometime.

Thanks for the welcome dude! I will come visit the forum some time, I've still haven't had my computer completely fixed. My pal is installing some programs for my computer, and he's having a bit of trouble, but i shall return with ya' in no time.

Oh yeah, I play guitar with my band. I'm not sure if your into the whole heavy metal deal, but we can sure shred. Do you happen to play any instruments?

Nice, I would love to see those rocks man!

Now, the grand CANYON!!! WHOAAAHHH, give me a call when your down for a rock climb man!

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Posted by Candeh15

Posted by seavixen2
Nooooooooooooo Ian! This place needs livening up

lol and by place, do you mean the virgo board specifically? 😛

We could all use Sorti's livening up!!! I even welcome you the Pisces board my man! Woohoo! 😄

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Hey, whats up lady!!! You haven't been on for a while, the times i was available to make post, to get my private messages, but I recently scammed through your recent encounter with the drummer dude...

but anyways, past is past...

And yeah, of to original conversation, you must love those scary move *jokes* 😄

What a Fantastic name you have there Sorti lol...

Where are the peeps and all the Random topics it's not much fun in here like it used to be. sorta hum...

Yeah, I finally have my computer back...Too much of that porn.

Ian loves me like how a son loves his father. I\'m your daddy and you know it!

In response to Canceraries lady, I am sorti, and welcome aboard!!!!!!

In response to SPP, you should watch that one film...Uhhhh \"Gonna get you back sucka\". Its a great comedy film!

Now i\'m sad. 😢 I\'m going to start smoking crack and cut myself.

Man, you love your old man (ME!), and there isn\'t a day when you want to kick back and smoke a bowl of cereal with your pimp player daddy SORTI!

Yeah, your dads weakness because he can\'t bench press 200 pounds, and you probably can\'t either. 😄

WHOOOO MEEEEEE!!!! 😉

for those who haven\'t been on long enough, ian and i go back to the western days of dxp (last November ), and we\'ve been fighting like cowboys and Indians.

NO WONDER!!!! CRAP, your own too me. (Moves out of Ians basement)

Me too.

Nah, I already have his credit account. I just need his birth certificate and i\'m completed. I got the social, now i just need his blood type and his status.

Not until you give back my land, white man!

*begins war chant*

Have you tried peyote? Its hard to come by now-a-days. 😢

he should get the fist-like button and root it up your ass. I find that it\'ll age with grace and sincerity if it were to grow out of your butt-hole.

Damn dude, you must have a dug farm in your back yard.

I see you have been speaking with the savior through these initiations sir. Maybe, you are using those cactus plants to enhance your spiritual link with the lord or the illness you have, but i know you wouldn\'t be using them for euphoric purposes...

I thought you were an Aquarius...

I was joking Valeria. 😄

We all know that Pisces just do drugs to expand their dream like world. I would like to say inception, but ian needs drugs not sleep.

Weakness...

Hey, at least i get to spend less cash on beer. While your drinking a 24 pack to get drunk, I only need an 8oz and i\'m good.

>=D

Fuck it, lets just go drink 6-40\'s.

Sad part is that some gal told me and another pal of mine that we aren\'t men until we drink four beers at once, so i cried to myself and told myself that I\'m not man enough for her.

But I later asked her if her husband can lift 200 pounds of heavy fucking steel without having anyone spot him and she said, \"no, but he can drink 6-40\'s\", so i laughed and walked away.

How about i give you the entire Louisiana purchase for some of those jack daniels?

Ah well, I guess I\'ll just stick to my peyote, morning glory, casinos, and twilight series...

People who get to know me basically feel I say things out loud that they may be thinking but aren't bold enough to. I'm the Chandler of any group of friends--I take painful memories, and use them as catalysts for humorous sayings, etc. I've never really had someone not get my humor, unless they were just snobby or slow...and once I found they were either, I wasn't interested in talking to them any further, let alone making them laugh. I have a sick/twisted Family Guy/Spongebob/South Park/Futurama type sense of humor...and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I have always wished that I had a bit of humor about me but tis just the way life is I guess.