Shower Technique

Heehee, I figured it might be amusing to learn peoples style s of taking a shower.

I start with soaping my neck, then move down to my chest. From the chest I cover up the arms.
Once the arms are done I work on the stomach and mid section. I reach for my back and try and cover all the areas.

IT's a quick pass through the danger zone, then cover the bum bum cheeks. Clean out the rectal area then finish off the thighs and legs on the whole.

I hop up on one foot and clean my feet, going through each space between each pair of toes.

Then I rinse.

After rinsing, I see about my face. Behind the ears, in the ears, carving within each crevice of the ear. Pulling out all the stuck dirt, which comes out white, oddly.

Rinse the face.

Now it's time for the "Danger Zone", I calmly lift and secure all spots. Peel the banana and wash out the soft interior.

Once that's done, I would shampoo. But I only shampoo twice a week.

😛

Your turn!

your pic is gay.

and you wash your ass with the same rag that you wash your face?

ass face.

I wash my hair first, rinse it well. I wash my face, ears, and neck with my hands. Then I take the washcloth and work my way down, using the back brush to make sure my back and bottom are exfoliated and clean. I take note of any housekeeping that needs done and tend to that, then move onto my legs. Shaving those if necessary. Karate Kid Crane move on a slick surface, BONUS. Armpits too. Then I wash my feet well, and take a pumice stone to heels and bottoms of my feet. Rinse, pat dry with a towel and apply lotion to every available surface. Clean woman.

There, that is the Cliff Notes version, the other sounded too much like a soft core pornographic movie. 😛

Posted by venusianbull

There, that is the Cliff Notes version, the other sounded too much like a soft core pornographic movie. 😛

lmao!

Other notable part, was noting house work to be done, mid bath lol.

I just HAD to check it out when I read the thread title, didn't I?

*headdesk*

*rolls eyes*

virgos dont masturbate. it makes them feel dirty.

so technically, showering procedures is masturbation for a virgo 😛

Posted by tubbyscubby
virgos dont masturbate. it makes them feel dirty.

Wrong. I do it every day and come on my chest and belly. Makes me feel damng good. Then I go shower.

ok, now i feel dirty just reading that.

*icks*

Posted by tubbyscubby
ok, now i feel dirty just reading that.

*icks*

Mission Accomplished.

Posted by aquilascorpiusfemina
Fun topic!

I start by letting the water run a little, because I like hearing the sound of water running while I am taking my clothes off! Then when I get in the shower, I let the water run down on me for a little, to feel the warm water(Aww it feels so good)
Then I grab the washcloth and pour some dove body wash, and start soaping my neck. From the neck, I soap downwards my breast, then tummy, and lastly my arms. Second step, I leave the wash cloth on the side, and pour dove body wash in the palm of my hands, and then, let my hand go to down to my sexual organ, and soap it until I can see bubbles floating ;}Then when I finish cleaning my( Flower) I pour some more body wash in my palms, and do the same in the rectal area. I wash those two; kitty and rectal separately. =D. Yup I am too paranoid!

Third step; This is when I wash my face and hair and then my back. And last step; I wash my legs, but I combine the body wash with apricot scrub(smells yummy).
I shave, and lastly I wash my feet with apricot scrub.

Oh, and when I am completely done washing my body, I grab a separate cloth, wet it and make sure that there is no soap residue left on the tiles.

I am a clean freak!!!!!!! =D

You should make a documentary out of it. 😛

Sounds entertaining. 😄

Posted by aquilascorpiusfemina
Fun topic!

I am a clean freak!!!!!!! =D

😄

Our opening is pretty similar 🙂

I don't use wash cloths. That's an American thing really.
I do however, use one side of the towel to dry my face and hair.
Toilet paper for the bum.
The other side of the towel handles the rest of my body.

Posted by PandorasBox

Anyway, I finish off w/ scrubbin my feet silly w/ a foot brush and get between all my piggys! Rinse, squeeze any water outta my hair an voila!!

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Wow, do you play music like every time?

You make it sound like an experience, rather than a plain ol' bath, hahaha

"I ain't got the biggest breasteses, but I got all the best disses"

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Strange ritual but I almost always floss and brush my teeth naked in the bathroom right before I get under the shower, then wash my hair with Nivea volume shampoo 😛 (every other day), then my face first and body with adidas shower gel, I love the magnesium/marine salts kind, it leaves me feeling as if my whole body was on chilli pepper 😛 very nice sensation.

Thats it, I do that in around 5 minutes.

Unique as always and speedy too. I typically take 7-10 minutes.

The "chilli pepper" feeling, helps assure you that you have in fact done something to clean yourself. I know whatcha talking about 😛

Posted by valeria25

There's more but those are the simple steps 🙂

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Haha, I find it interesting how Aquarians just wash everything simultaneously. While I partition my segments.

Now you went and did it Shaka. 😛

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
LOL, Cajun!

Only a Virgo would create a thread to analyze bathing habits........

😉 😛

😄

Shower stall acoustics are the best.

Posted by PandorasBox
Lol. I make sure my ipod is running on full power everytime..

I like singing in the shower ok! 😛

For some reason you sound like Celine Dion when you sing in the bathroom 😛!

lmao i love to listen to music while in the shower i always make sure my device is always charged lol.

I listened to this while taking a shower full blast. 😄

FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!! 😛

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Posted by tubbyscubby
ok, now i feel dirty just reading that.

*icks*

Mission Accomplished.

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LMAO! You snappy, cheeky lil' bugger you 😉