Virgo jokes

OK here are some Virgo jokes I have thought of...

Q. What do you call a dead Virgo?
A. a Virgone!

Q. What do you call a dying Virgo?
A. a Virgoing!

Q. What do you call a doomed Virgo?
A. a Virgoner!

Q. What do you call the restless spirit of a dead Virgo?
A. a Virg(h)ost!

Q. What do you call a Capricorn with Virgo rising?
A. a Virgoat!

(Be warned, I may think of more!!!)

OK here is another one maybe...

Q. What does a Jewish person call a non-Jewish Virgo?
A. a Virgoy!

Maybe a country populated entirely by Virgos might be called VIRGOLIA?

Haha. I guess I'll join in on the silliness. I love to see people not taking themselves seriously.

Q: What do you call a Virgo prostitute?
A: A Virg-(h)o

Q: What do you call a Virgo that's bleeding?
A: A Vir-gina

Q: What do you call a Virgo that can create miracles and is extremely good at sex?
A: Vir-God

Q: What do you call a Virgo with buck-teeth?
A: A Vir-gopher

Q: What do you call a Virgo and Sagittarius's baby?
A: A Vagittarius (not really a joke, but the word vagittarius makes me laugh...sounds dirty) 🙂

Q: What do you call a Virgo's reaction to Sarah Palin ever becoming President...of anything?
A: Virg...o...hell nah!!!!

* yawn * ... the bleeding Virgo is the only one that made me laugh , very funny !

Oh come on, people! That's the point of this thread...to be corny and ridiculous intentionally. At least that's what I gathered. Shrugs Haha.

To my overwhelming surprise, concern, disappointment, disconsolation and dejection I note that my arch-foes the lesbian she-devils Bigdol and Taurusdyke (or whatever their names are) have not reared their pretty little heads in this particular convo. OK girls then I guess if you are not on hand to kick the living shit out of me then I will have to do it myself.

OK then here goes...

"virgodog58, YOU are the biggest Virgo joke going!!!! DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

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"Love Thine Enemies" saith The Lord. (HMMMMMMM - AH FEEL SANCTIFIED!!!!!)
P.S. Praise The Lord and pass the Political Incorrectness.

Ay-men.

Q. What do you call a Virgo who has OCD?

A. Normal.

Here are my award winning Vrigo jokes. Sponsored by Vagisil.

Q: How many virgos does it take screw in a light-bulb?
A: 3. One to analyze the type of bulb, one to criticize the bulb and one to worry about the bulb falling off.

Q: Why didnt the Virgo tell everyone about her partying with a group of Cancers?
A: No one would believe a Virgin with Crabs.


Knock, Knock.....
Who's there?
Virgo.
Virgo Who?
Vir...you know you should really re-paint this front door, paints chipping.


There was an old Virgo, who lived ina shoe.
She had so many kids.
Her uterus fell out.

Q: Why do Virgals have legs?
A: So their feet wont smell like pussy.



too much...?
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Q: Why havent we sent a Virgo to the moon?
A: Cause it doesnt need cleaning yet.



Two Virgo Goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says,

"How do you drive this thing?"

Yo Momma so Virgo
that when she was in high school, she had no friends.


Yo Momma so Virgo
that she orders salad at McDonalds.


Yo Momma SO Virgo
she disinfects hand sanitizer before using it.