Virgo not putting out, Leo angry! Rawrrrrrr!

I am a woman but I have man hormones and I want to smash! This guy is super duper slow and confusing. One day he wants to be friends the other he might want to try having fun then he says it's not a good idea then we kiss then we don't then we may go to the movies then he hates me then he wants me then he really nice then he never wanna see me then he wanna see me right now. It's like wwwwwttttttjesuschrist I just want to get laid. I'm a leo and leos can't just screw whoever they usually like someone, choose them and stick to them but I don't want to wait anymore. I have needs. He doesn't want me screwing other guys or textinng or anything like that and I don't really mind as long as I get what I want.f If we kiss I go hanom frustrated I don't like that. I feel like a guy getting constant blue ballz. Help me score!

you sound like my leo haha. we can't kiss for more than five minutes before i get the "get in bed...NOW" order. when i say no and hold out for a bit, it drives her nuts and makes things extra(and good gosh, do i mean extra) hot when we get down to business. ahhh, being a tease is fun...no wonder women do it so much.

Be seductive, press in nice and tight, touch. Use your eyes, your body, your voice. Other than that grab his hand and haul his tushy into the nearest private place. Blast past that 'You are my goddess and fine china' crap and say "Yo! Very real, earthy woman here with something good to throw down on you!"

@69 Virgo; It's hella weird and I guess you are right because he takes the bait when I play like I don't want him but sympathetic to he pleads and then about pop his top when kiss him like I'm gonna suck off his cerebral cortex. b.t.w. we aren't dating. I just want @ $ $ ....for over a year now. & $ #*(@*( $ @!!!! He's super sweet @ foreplay so I figure sex is gonna be mind blowing. But It's like Mario you want to finish the game but there is always the next level that look like the same bull butter you played 5 minutes ago always saying "the princess is in the next castle!". What starting off as doing the dead when sure, turned into banging "next time" because "next time" we'll be ready to move further. He's not my boyfriend! WHAT THE SMITHEREENS! I want next time now! Why do I have to wait? I ain't meeting his mother! ( who 4 sum reason knows about me? @_@ )


SomeRandomVirgo: Last time I got extra he got cocky so I refuse to submit to butter. Just chill maybe a few peckers here and there. Hear him turn me on like a firecracker (composed at first ready to burst at any moment.)

venusianbull: Hmmnn good advice. Should I be a real wh0r3? It's what I want to do but I don't want him to get the wrang idea, think I'm gross, and slam any chance of scoring in my face. I'm kinda beginning to think that he wants me to act like he's a disgusting freak of nature to then, ironically enough, turn into a disgusting freak of nature when he starts to beg. Which confuses the butter out of me because I'm not sure when exactly to make the whole transition so I could finally get piped.


p.s I've been without 4 over a yr...no it's not cuz I'm desperate I have guys asking me for sex daily and bluntly reply no...this guy just turns me on and I want him to &* $ (@#&* $ (@#&*( HIT IT ALREADY!!! BUUTTTTERRRR!

many grammatical errors will only fix one...not dead...deed...lol

LMAO I thought they were dating too. Okayssssss, different thing altogether. I do not advocate being a whore, unless you're in relationship being each others personal whore. LOL Whoooo!
Anyways! Girl if you're just out to get some, do the damned thing. I'm not going to judge you on that score. Don't agree with it..but won't clap the eye of justice on you for it either.
But if you want more out of this, do not...I repeat do NOT rush headlong into the bedroom with a Virgo, that puts a huge 'easy' stamp on your forehead, and there you will remain.

Posted by ellessque
leos.

Haha, this subtleness of this made me giggle so much.

Phew, I thought 'Uhoh, bit too honest?' and that I killed the thread.

Hmnnn yes I comprehend. He wants more? I do not? How do I get into this "category". He keeps saying he wants to take it slow. rawr!

Try another man.

LOL Little chocolate/vanilla swirl Dec? Throw those curtains wide and let the neighbors hold up score cards.

Creamsicle! Mas oui! LOL Definitely, and this heifer knows how to pull it out of a Virgo too. *winking and strolling twirling parasol*

@ 25thDecan Thanks for the pick up line!I give up. I'll get to know him...I'll spare the buns. Such a sad dry sexless blue ballish life I live. ::sighs::

@ Amandus: Virgos make me roar. :\ I guess I didn't want to start liking him or anything and wanted it to stay carnal. Figured only thing that kept me interested is not getting what I want. I guess you guys are right bad idea. Hormones=horribleeeeee

Posted by 25thDecan
Or get to know the guy. Or..share some real intimacy. Sometimes a guy...any guy can be turned off through feeling that the woman cares ZERO for him. Even if he's somthing of a player. Twisted but not unhuman.

I remember a leo I was with.(though it wasn't her sign..she was just a POS), she was my worst sexual experience ever. She didn't even want to kiss. Just mindlessly fawck like aome random porno. Didn't ever realize I wanted to touch all of her because she WAS that attractive....big turn off.

As odd as it feels to say... Yeah, I'm not just a piece of meat.

Hey, my eyes are up here!

Awwwwww, you poor dudes. I feel for you, I truly do...I just can't reach you.

must pull down zippers can not resist

He confuses you .... likes/dislikes you, pushes/pulls you ... which means you don't even really know where you stand with him .. and alls you can think about is sex?


You'd make a really good whore .... you apparantly will fuck without a man having to give you anything.