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Yama
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But it's true.

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/2295/coolanimal.html<BR>
From the article-"No one has ever survived an attack by a koala... usually, after they pelt you senseless with Eucalyptis nuts, they drop from the branches of their tree with their awful fangs bared, screaming at the top of their lungs. They grab the face of their victim and basically tear him or her to bits. The only known method for avoiding a koala attack is to stay at home, inside, under the bed (with the lights off, of course) at ALL times. If you are attacked, scream "TIGER SNAKE" and fall to the ground. Sometimes, this tricks the koala into thinking it is about to be on TV. Koalas hate being on tv, so this might buy you enough time to get away."
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Yama
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"but there are bad seeda in every species gene pool"

Just some bad seeds, eh?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Koala_Bears<BR>

From the article-"A small fraction of the thousands of koalas spend their lives sitting at the tops of tall trees in bushland sleeping or taking drugs. But most koalas are incredibly aggressive and will attack any unfortunate person who happens to get in their way.

Koalas have been known to hide in the tops of trees in bushland, then jump down when they see hikers passing by, landing on top of them and ripping their brains out.
This year alone 90 hikers have been killed by koalas. Last year, in 2004, 220 people in total were killed. 180 were killed in 2003. Now in 2005 the death rate has at least tripled in Australia as well as in China and parts of New Mexico. Those stupid bastards need to be caught."
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Yama
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Alright here is some more information from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Koala_Bears:<BR> "A few months ago, a large group of about fifteen koalas attacked a group of five hikers who were hiking in the bushland of Western Australia. The hikers had two shotguns between them. The koalas killed all of the hikers, then stole their guns.

A few months later, the same koalas used the two shotguns to rob a bank in the city of Perth in Western Australia, near where the koalas had killed the hikers. They stole about $ 100 million Australian dollars. The koalas escaped before police arrived and were never found again."

Does that sound like self-defence?
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Yama
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"yama ur joking about the koalas attacking ppl right?
yes u r...right?"

Since you decide to disregarde all of the evidence I gave you thus far, I won't dignify that with a response.


"i dont need a sight to tell me what koalas r like..."

No, all you need is the standard "cute and fluffy" propoganda, god forbids you'll actually look deeply at the subject, using unbiased sources of information...
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