distract ME*TWO_o

laaaaaaa

@JuiCy*

well to be so insistant and to make up excuses for the parent's absence would weird me out.......but she's only 12, are they cunning and ruthless at that age already?

LMAO

i need insane conversation.........

__________________________^^^^Gem...are you sloshy? Dot dot dot dot dot.......

__________________________^^^^Gem...are you sloshy? Dot dot dot dot dot.......

🙂 yes....i'm in the process of "sloshing"..........

*finger on dot button....................*

ahhh

I remember 12...like broken glass in my feet o_O

I wanted to take naked pictures of strange men

and paint landscapes around the photos in red paint mixed with my own urine

and hang them up in a creepy way around my bedroom

and find reasons to use candle wax

the wax the wax @_@

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsshsssssssssshhsssssss

*I wanted to take naked pictures of strange men

and paint landscapes around the photos in red paint mixed with my own urine

-so u were creative even as a weee lass huh?

LOL!!

I was just kidding...

I would never put urine in the red

some colors just don't go ya know?

hello Pluto's Muse......cooool name......

*I would never put urine in the red

some colors just don't go ya know?

-yeah but u were only 12 at the time.....i'm sure the choice was more on the instinctual side rather than an educational one......

pluto

please don't get desi on my ass...

*scared look in eyes*

((o_O))

yeah but u were only 12 at the time.....i'm sure the choice was more on the instinctual side rather than an educational one......

I know- I just didn't have a clue...I was so distracted by the gray pubes on the strange old men that I really didn't pay attention to what I was mixing my urine into in those days...

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ahhhhh....sorry to see that Pluto's.....

why sad? are u listening to FallOutBoy? if you are i could totally relate to Emo-shuns.

where's DB again?? i wanted to tell him something....

I'm DB's certified replacement nut

you can tell me pluto

c'mon tell mama tanz what's on yer mind...

*evil grin*

okay...so what- yer not compat or something?

go ahead- you can lay on that couch

*puts feet up on the desk* Gemaadd- pass me a drink...

go one-- let it all out

this is one of those special *private* public message boards 🙂

*scribbles away furiously on note pad*

soooo uhh- what was the man's sign again? Fuck me I'm a (insert sign here)

*Gemaadd pours drink into unwashed glass and hands it to Dr.Tanze*

-u know Pluto, just for 2nite u have both a Gemini and Scorpio......both considered to be highly intelligent signs, ready to hear/read your concerns and give u some sound advice 😉

i say, don't pass up this oppertunity......

what do you mean you never heard of a double-team of drunk psychotherapists before? All the celebrities are doing it...drunk-pop psych is a even new course at Berkeley some emokids are majoring in it...they might make it a PhD

he's a scorp? AAHAHAAHA

so that's why you needed the dough...hm

*morphs into a bagel*

this is the best I can do...anyway, go on

i cant leave my job cos i worked sooo hard for it n i think im kinda emotionally tied to him too....its catch 22

*nodding*

okay...how old are you again?

Dr. Tanze is right......not sure about what, but i'm sure i'll agree with it......

Pluto's....how long do u have in his country?

i also wanna get drunk...:snif:...but i gotta go to work today...god....

^are you going to be operating heavy machinery? 'cause otherwise I don't really see the problem here... *hands pluto giant oversized hang-over-diva sunglasses

*looks at the dirty glass*

what the hell is this? what did you PUT in here—

okay-

I think I can talk some sense into you

*tosses back a shot of cheap vodka*

ARRRAHHHLGLGG!
right!

mmkay! Don't leave your job. Money is everything- it is waaayyy heh aayyyyy more important than love. True love is a lie and you just really need to learn how to hoard your money so you can buy expensive things that will take the place of the love that you "think" you want in your life. 🙂

it is Schoene's office......sometimes she lets me vacuum.........

Plus this is Schoene's office, I don't think she wants me taking over her office.

I can pimp out a corner desk for you prime- the rent aint cheap around here though...this is a high traffic area *a random koala lumbers accross the coffee table and spills the vodka*

Pluto's you're only 22........u shouldn't be in a relationship.....

pluto- you need to drink too

get addicted to something...maybe start with alcohol but def work some pills or powder in there somewhere down the line 🙂

*smiles at own handiwork on the wall* I love that photoshop diploma...

Pluto's you're only 22........u shouldn't be in a relationship....

age has nothing to do with it! *scolds the twins*

just don't HAVE relationships period!

*throws you birth control* eat the candies

random sex is fine- just don't reproduce

*...the first one was a nightmare....i didnt date until i was 22....is that wrong?

-No.....that's just the learning process....how old is he?

*i havent had sex yet....dont want to unless im committed...its my philosophy...

-this changes EVERYTHING......

*Gem Ponders*

u know......i need my own office.......maybe i can open one in the GemBoard....

okay

I'm sorry pluto...

don't plan your whole life around a boy just yet okay?? Get your life going in the direction YOU want it to go for a while longer

no really it was a nightmare...he stalked me...hacked my comp(im still scared)...tried kidnapping me...

@_@

lol @ prime

peach or peppermint

ducks under desk and comes up with the goodies

I love it here...the aqua board rent is cheap for a reason

besides, there is tons of cat hair on yer catnap sofa...you really need to clean that thing 😛 that and I can't stand the opera...drives the clients away...you know

no really it was a nightmare...he stalked me...hacked my comp(im still scared)...tried kidnapping me...

Mr.Scorp is 29

^^okay, I'm just gonna keep posting this 'til you get it...

no really it was a nightmare...he stalked me...hacked my comp(im still scared)...tried kidnapping me...

Mr.Scorp is 29