please help me stop

swearing like a motherfucking truckdriver

please...I really need help...it's gotten out of control...I used to not swear very much but then I turned 5...

fuckinshitman...I need to cut this out

okay- I'm taking an oath- from now on, I'm going to stop swearing in my posts...

I'm going to make a conversion chart to help get me out of tempting situations...help me

fuck=fluff
cunt=female
bitch=female
shit=kitties
pussy=scrabblemouth
cock=silken tofu

oh

okay

female=muffin
muffin=munchkin
two-faced bucktoothed whore=?

I'm stuck...

it's NOT offensive when I swear?

awww sugar snaps!

I guess I wasn't being that effective then...

well...I guess "put your *silken tofu* in my *scrabblemouth* you *fluff* face"

sounds kind of perverted...almost worse actually o_O

hey here u both are....

great fluffin kitties sb...I feel like I can be around small children again...

C'ya guys 🙂

gem!!!

you silly silken tofu head!! come back 😢

I didn't even see you there!

there's some serious wt ghetto action on the scorp board 😉 if yer in that kinda mood...

hahahaa

yeah he is quite the...errrrrr((((((o_O))))) flufftard—

I just feel bad...like...I mean that guy- as if his life obviously wasn't fucked up enough and his smuschy head brain matter ends up on some random DXP THREAD

as if his life obviously wasn't fucked up enough

oh SUGARYKITTYPAWS!!

I did it without even thinking!!!

😢

this is going to be a lot harder than I thought...

aguaa

you can refer to the linguistical key on the first page...it needs some work though...

i'm just a little sick and tired of the immature games on here, it could be a *lot* worse.

^careful there sag- yer common sense is showing...

you know it's okay to play...

*changes pj sparkle's outfit*

but maturity levels seem to vary greatly between users

okay

checkya latahh specials

gemtwo—

😢

*goes off to cry alone in the pets forum*

u guys still around?

what thread were u guys talking about?

there's actually gossipy crap going on in DXP and i'm out of the loop....😢

*that thread got deleted.

I didn't see it 😢

*rolls eyes*

thank you for gracing my thread with your presence...

AND

"gem*two, it wasn't worth seeing. it was deleted afterall, wasn't it?"

^**WRONG**pretty much the only images that are worth seeing are the ones that are most likely to get deleted...but I guess I'm just fluffed up that way...

*pets the sagitaur ever so gently*

awww gooowittle shmoopy

I left something special in your food dish 😉 those lil treatses you love

*pretty much the only images that are worth seeing are the ones that are most likely to get deleted

-Exactly, hence the sad face from earlier 😢

*clips toenails in water dish* some crunchiewunchies foo myshmushymipsy

*places a crystal dish on the linoleum floor*

it's spicy spaghetti with eyelashes

your favorite 🙂

I put happy dancing tapeworms in their too because youbeensuchawittlegooboy yesyouhave yeeas sweetsypeetsy my wittle mewpsey smushface mew!

you're creepy.
stop it. that's my job.

*scrapes out the insides of my eyelids with a spork and feeds you the schmeg*

awwww I know you love it...

gemmologist? you goona start havin a life on me boowaa? you thinkya bettah than me? yeaaahhhh G2 jest don't fahget where you came from mothahhfluffaaahhh!!

LOL

anyone home?

HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLlllllllOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey!!!! what in the sweetmapleysealpuppies are you up 2nite 2_2?

*sweetmapleysealpuppies

-that's a good name for a child's cereal....

not toooo much Scorpasm, u?

SCORPASM

UUHHHH
oooohhhyeaaahahhhYESSSS!!!!

ahh *pant pant* pheww...just had to get that out of my system

*picks out the marshmellow seals and pours a bowl of crunchy mapleysealpuppies*

I'm okay....

I guess...

are those mapleysealpuppies Coco or Fruity?

I'm okay....

I guess...

-u happy about your trip?

see I thought you left me 😢

I wandered the barren threads like a homelessilkenshobo

I even had one of those sticks with the bag thingy tied to the end...I know what your thinking but it really wasn't that great as it seems...nobody posted back...

I am happy about the trip...itsjust that some other things aren't so great right now...

WELL! on the bright side- I won't have to drink to escape because I will actually be physically leaving 🙂

I can't wait

I think I need to leave right now...

*picks up hoboluggage and ties it to the stick*

I'm taking k****y with me...I just can't bear to leave him here...

*Gem pats deadly stinger...CAUTIOUSLY*

I even had one of those sticks with the bag thingy tied to the end...I know what your thinking but it really wasn't that great as it seems...nobody posted back...

-did u take any pics at least? i have one of those bag thingies...its a Perry Ellis, really nice one...i saw people post back to you....i posted back but waaaaaaaaaayyyy later....

😢

where did you go? to get some rocks and some ho's?

...are you still gemmy from the block?

*I'm taking k****y with me

-are u really? what do yur friends think about your KoalaLove ?

*...are you still gemmy from the block?

-actually for my new album i'm insisting everyone call me G-too...

I want him to see his kin at the san diego zoo...it will be an educational experience for him too...I hope my friends are supportive and make room for the carseat in the back

hello SB...

Schoene is taking off on an adventure....she's taking her son with her...

SPECIAL!

gem...she doesn't know about my bastard child

do you...sb?

animal husbandry is not really a crime...if you are the wife...

does he look like this?

eeerrrrahhh

gem...okay I can get you the pic...hold on...

that isss insanely adorable...I like the handy carrying case...no carseats...

okay...

I posted his actual adorable self in my profile...

that's not really HIM though...that's like a distant cousin or something...he did glamour shots for ebay...

that is a pretty cool pic....how much did he run you? where do u buy something like that?

he was only like 11 dollars!!! can you BELIEVE mindbending cuteness like that can be so cheap!!!

what can I say...it was love at first sight...

lol...I carried him around the store...I was back at home and shopping with my mom...she kept telling me to put it back and I was trying to think of little kids I knew that I could say I was gonna buy him for...but then I was just like...uuhh...man...I NEED to have this...I can't leave him in the store for some snot-nosed lil brat to pick up and ruin...chew on his ears and shit...NOOO WAYYY

$ $ $ $ $

I layed down the dollaahh

You really HAVE one?

😄

your not gonna tell everybody are you?

;;"';o_O:;''

scorps aren't supposed to have a soft spot for plushy koalas

OH SHIT! he's adopted?

i thought he was naturally yours...like some sort of drunken nite where u made some bad choices...anyway, i think its great that you're giving him a home, would u feel threatened if he ever wanted to search for his natural parents? does that haunt you at all?

i have a rubber blow up woman that sort of looks like Pam Anderson Lee KidRock Bush...she gets insanely jealous on socknight...