The Beverly Ho'billies

There once was a man and his name was Jed
He had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head
Then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up from the ground came a woman in nude

Naked that is..
No clothes on...

Somebody take the mic from me..........

YEAHHHH!!!

*arrives on juwana's thread and starts dancing*

hoooooyeahhhh

sch?youwanna DANCE—?

*pours a marg for sb who just looks at me blankly for a moment and walks away*

*pours a spiked punch for db and takes of my party hat like he asked (very nicely - "take off that stupid hat you look ridiculous") gotta love him...*

*watches averybody leave just as I am getting here*

*throws some confetti and eats the rest*

*sits down and cries*

IT'S JUWANA'S PARTY AND I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO CRY IF I- *violent sobbing*

nooooobody ever wants to be arrested at the same party as me...WAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

*throws a glass at the wall*

OH!!! okay..you kids are skipping it over here!!

😢

-_-

can I use yours...I think my counter is broken and I'm really trying for that 666...

what the hell took you so long??

I was- I

was waiting...for you

*pouts*

okeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??

just me and sagey...

I made it!!!

okay sb- I think your writing style is cap to the core!

This is cute! My son is trying to pull out his tooth. He has dental floss tied on his tooth and is tying the other end to the door handle. Haha!!! I'm lovin' it!

LOL!

juwan...just give him a hammer and a compact mirror- he'll figure out the rest 😉

I think aqua for your rising makes you very openminded though- and able to tolerate psychos like myself o_O

Haha!! Hey Schoen, it's nice to see your face again.

sb, I definately see your sun in cap moon in gem.

Haha!! Hey Schoen, it's nice to see your face again.

*makes an ugly face and touches slimey tongue to a rolled back eyelid*

eden dith uhn—

really ?

are other creative style s tied to merc??

Yup, that's how I picture you!! LOL!!!!

With the Moon in Gemini, you have a strong need for mental stimulation and communication. You have an insatiable, irrepressible sense of curiosity, and you seek answers to many questions. Barring other factors in the birth chart, you have a strong tendency to be a "chatterbox." In fact, your friends would probably say you're one of those people who could carry on an interesting conversation with a telephone pole.

G2 did we lose you—

quick- we need a replacement gem to maintain the balance...two scorps on one thread cannot be counteracted by just one earth sign!!

i'm still around, i'm getting to some things.....proceed, i'm around....

well everything fits sb except for the chatterbox part...

why sb?

do you think your rising fits you?

Hey ladies, Gem2 is in a room with 3 hot women. What thing do you think he's getting around?

well everything fits sb except for the chatterbox part...

I thought so, too.

How do I come off on the boards?

A little annoying sometimes! LOL, I am kidding. You kinda left it open for me.

Moon in Gem that's why she FEELS the need to be a chatterbox...

*Hey ladies, Gem2 is in a room with 3 hot women. What thing do you think he's getting around?

-i'm looking for my lube! where did i leave it?

Check behind your monitor. I think you hid it there yesterday.

*Check behind your monitor. I think you hid it there yesterday.

-nope, just my crusty, dried up socks...wow, i didn't know i had that huge pile back there...

sb...you come off as sensible...and not umm...not very emotionally accessable- which I like 😉 but you are also somehow sweet in your modesty

Is that where your strange and mysterious odors are coming from?

LOL!! @ G2

odors? AHAHAa

that's your tan in a can and garlic breath juwana ((x))

OK Schoen, I may have garlic breathe. I have garlic/cigarette/coffee breath. But I don't do tan in a can. Nope, I am naturally orange!

SB

what's your mercury?

LOL!

Damnit...I was gonna ask you if I could borrow yours...lol...I'm glowing here...it's like casper's friendly revenge on my complexion...I have a sunburn...😢 too...if you gave me a blue bathing suit to wear I would be looking mighty patriotic right now!

WELL

that makes perfect sense!!

like I said special...you DO write like a caplet...

Do you have skin like Elmer's glue? That's true pastey white!!

Here, I have a blue tank top you can borrow. It has monkeys on it. Totally cute! You'd be a patriotic monkey lover!

Gem, did you throw those socks in the wash yet?

just wondering, it wasn't listed on your profile...

anyway ladies, i'm out for tonight, i need to catch some zzzzz....

course u all know what i do to getmyself nice and tired? i might be two socks tonight, i'm feeling frisky...

*runs finger down m&m's arm and licks the chocolate off*

Yum! Glad you joined us! I have a sweet tooth at the moment.

Remember Gem, sit on your hand first to get it nice and numb! Have a good time...um I mean sleep. Night!

I won't hurt ya candy girl. I just want a little taste of ya!

uuhhgg...I need to shower...I'm so slimeysweaty right now...I will cum back when I am refreshed 😉

*pops a candy into mouth*

mmmmm the screaming, bloody-murder style - is really VERY sexy...

Not really. Just taking my 2 kids for a 7 hour drive to spend 10 days with the family back home. It's our yearly trip. I am looking forward to camping, though. It'll be nice to be back in nature.

She doesn't really do it to hurt you m&m. She's just......all right. She does it to hurt you.

*shrugs shoulders*

talking about candy, I really do need something sweet to eat. I'm going to get me some cereal. brb

What country is that?

I thought so. I had a brain-fart, sorry!

What do you want to see most in the US?