Random Thoughts From GEM*2

Random thought #1

Today i walked into the men's room and heard a guy talking on his cell-phone while he was taking a shit....of course i laughed....then i started thinking....how many people do this? do people i know do this when i'm talking to them? I never do this (guess i'm not good at multitasking) but maybe people i talk to everyday are taking a shit and i don't even know it!

Me: you want to meet up later?

Friend: eerrrhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: u ok?

Friend: yeah, 5 o'clock sound cool?

Me: cool

ROTFLMFAO!! WAHHHAAAA

I seriously teared up when I read that...pure, unadulterated, lolness *looking very much forward to random thought #2*

YOU GUYS ARE LIARS!!! EVERYBODY DOES IT!!!!

I pee when I talk on the phone. That's no big deal. I need privacy to poo, though.

But now that I'm thinking about it, I do crap and talk to my b/f at the same time. Hum, wonder what the connection is there? LOL!!!

i can't take a shit and talk on the phone at the same time...that's some serious alone time for me....

Random thought from o_O

why are supernarket doors made so you must enter on the LEFT when everywhere else in your day you must stay to the right?

every time I walk into whole foods, which is tiny, there is a clot going in and out because everybody INSTINCTIVELY moves to the right and this just creates such a stupid little clusterfuck that, on my way out, I want to shove the fancy-fruit-toting, couscous crunching yuppy mama in front of me through the "enter" door ANYWAY just to be an ass

okay...so I guess it's more of a rant...but whatever 🙂

Papers all say that Lance Bass is gay.....

is this really news? like we couldn't tell when he was grinding Justin Timberlake and that other guy with the predator braids?

it's just pee...GAWD

some people paint with it...I frequently sanitize large flesh wounds with fresh urine...nothing wrong with a lil PEEEEE

EXACTLY prime!

so many people don't get it- fresh pee IS sterile and also quite excellent in protein shakes and strawberry smoothies

they are called pissaritas and if you add a tablespoon of menstrual fluid you get a bloody bitchin mary...

mmmmmmmmmmm....did someone mention Pissaritas? reminds me of those wild nights down south in Rosarito.......

OMG bottom shelf margaritas?!?! thats priceless..definitely something id take a life for.. 😉