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If you had to be 100% honest in your dating bio, what would it say?
Here's the draft:
Definitely going in:
* Perfect combination of sensuality & rough
* I do the things your ex-boyfriend didn't
Most likely going in, but sloppy wording:
* I have a soft spot for punk/indie/alt girls. I don't have that look, but quiz me on 90s skate punk and we will talk for days.
* If you've been described as weird or an outsider by people you know. We will get on like a petrol station on fire.
Probably not going in (but in the draft):
* I can be bratty, but luckily I always get my own way.
* Not a sweet boy
* Happy to be the third man
* I've been described as looking like Bradley Cooper, Ralph Fiennes and some guy from a Vikings TV show. The stuff people say to get me into bed.
Yeah so it screams sex only, for sure 😂
Happy to be the third man? 🤨
WIP. And yeah the thrill of a threesome is one I want to repeat.
Are you going to use this one?
If I can make myself satisfied with it I might stick it on OKc. What do you think?
Why not? 🤷♀️ I'd be interested to see what kind of women you attract. What kinda women do you usually attract?
I honestly don't know what type of women I attract it seems like a broad range. I know that sounds like a cop out, but I know I don't attract barbie girls, more often than not middle class girls, but not always I've been to some right dumps for a fuck, usually chatty or extrovert girls.
Honestly I want a BBW brat to play with. Thinking long term I don't know just someone less fucked up than me and who isn't clingy and who is horny all the time and will encourage me to achieve great things.
I guess they'd have to be somewhat extroverted. You must have some horror stories though?
Horror stories in terms of dating/fucking?
Yeah, well you're meeting people in rough areas for a fuck, something has to have happened at some stage. Like what would be enough for you to be like .. nah, I'm out.
For me to be out basically if the door and windows were smashed in, if there are dodgy men outside, if I think someone is inside who shouldn't be. I'm not saying I'm a tough guy because I'm not, but I've never had to deal with it. TBH there are certain areas I wouldn't go at any time of the day.
Anyway; only thing lately was a dodgy bloke with a big dog asking who I was here to see. I said I was looking for a different road I walked past. Contacted the FWB and I came back when he left. Even if I'm doing nothing wrong I don't want the people I see to get aggro from neighbours.
Been in council estates were the corridors smell of weed. Went to a woman's house and nearly went blind from the stench of cat piss and ammonia, no it wasn't anyone on here. My ex lived on a dodgy estate, but she said she liked it when I came round cos the women who lived there stopped bullying her when I started seeing her and I'm nothing special or imposing looks wise, but that was a good victory.
You went back? 😂 Wtf why. Who was he?
He was the neighbour from the other side of the street. Yeah I went back I nothing better to do.
Oh ok so just a nosey neighbour. The dodgy guy with a dog had me thinking something else was going on.
Nah wasn't a drug raid and I don't do beastiality.
Jesuussss fuckin Christ.click to expand
I'm too much for most people. I have to reel it in in real life.Posted by LadyNeptune
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Posted by Seajatt No kids, my ex was infertile. "
bro leave your ex's fertility status out of your dating profile
that's way harsh and tmi to the max
Is it? I don't know, seems like being in your 30s without kids is a red flag, hence the background info
I agree with @ladyneptune. It comes across as you blame your ex for it.
Thanks for the feedback. I didn't mean it that way, but I can see how someone could interpret it that way.
And it could also be interpreted as you are still hung up on said ex.
That golden rule of don't talk about your ex on a first date should also apply to dating profiles.click to expand
Thanks for the feedback, it's usefulPosted by alexscaries
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Posted by slug
If you had to be 100% honest in your dating bio, what would it say?
Here's the draft:
Definitely going in:
* Perfect combination of sensuality & rough
* I do the things your ex-boyfriend didn't
Most likely going in, but sloppy wording:
* I have a soft spot for punk/indie/alt girls. I don't have that look, but quiz me on 90s skate punk and we will talk for days.
* If you've been described as weird or an outsider by people you know. We will get on like a petrol station on fire.
Probably not going in (but in the draft):
* I can be bratty, but luckily I always get my own way.
* Not a sweet boy
* Happy to be the third man
* I've been described as looking like Bradley Cooper, Ralph Fiennes and some guy from a Vikings TV show. The stuff people say to get me into bed.
Yeah so it screams sex only, for sure 😂
Happy to be the third man? 🤨
WIP. And yeah the thrill of a threesome is one I want to repeat.
Are you going to use this one?
If I can make myself satisfied with it I might stick it on OKc. What do you think?
Why not? 🤷♀️ I'd be interested to see what kind of women you attract. What kinda women do you usually attract?
I honestly don't know what type of women I attract it seems like a broad range. I know that sounds like a cop out, but I know I don't attract barbie girls, more often than not middle class girls, but not always I've been to some right dumps for a fuck, usually chatty or extrovert girls.
Honestly I want a BBW brat to play with. Thinking long term I don't know just someone less fucked up than me and who isn't clingy and who is horny all the time and will encourage me to achieve great things.
I guess they'd have to be somewhat extroverted. You must have some horror stories though?
Horror stories in terms of dating/fucking?
Yeah, well you're meeting people in rough areas for a fuck, something has to have happened at some stage. Like what would be enough for you to be like .. nah, I'm out.
For me to be out basically if the door and windows were smashed in, if there are dodgy men outside, if I think someone is inside who shouldn't be. I'm not saying I'm a tough guy because I'm not, but I've never had to deal with it. TBH there are certain areas I wouldn't go at any time of the day.
Anyway; only thing lately was a dodgy bloke with a big dog asking who I was here to see. I said I was looking for a different road I walked past. Contacted the FWB and I came back when he left. Even if I'm doing nothing wrong I don't want the people I see to get aggro from neighbours.
Been in council estates were the corridors smell of weed. Went to a woman's house and nearly went blind from the stench of cat piss and ammonia, no it wasn't anyone on here. My ex lived on a dodgy estate, but she said she liked it when I came round cos the women who lived there stopped bullying her when I started seeing her and I'm nothing special or imposing looks wise, but that was a good victory.
You went back? 😂 Wtf why. Who was he?
He was the neighbour from the other side of the street. Yeah I went back I nothing better to do.
Oh ok so just a nosey neighbour. The dodgy guy with a dog had me thinking something else was going on.
Nah wasn't a drug raid and I don't do beastiality.click to expand
Jesuussss fuckin Christ.Posted by Seajatt
Posted by Timone
Posted by Seajatt
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Seajatt No kids, my ex was infertile. "
bro leave your ex's fertility status out of your dating profile
that's way harsh and tmi to the max
Is it? I don't know, seems like being in your 30s without kids is a red flag, hence the background info
I agree with @ladyneptune. It comes across as you blame your ex for it.
Thanks for the feedback. I didn't mean it that way, but I can see how someone could interpret it that way.click to expand
And it could also be interpreted as you are still hung up on said ex.
That golden rule of don't talk about your ex on a first date should also apply to dating profiles.Posted by LadyNeptune
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Seajatt No kids, my ex was infertile. "
bro leave your ex's fertility status out of your dating profile
that's way harsh and tmi to the max
Huh, I found it explainatory. Like so many people are so judgemental about why people don't have kids, like they gotta be psychos or something if they don't have a couple crotch goblins.
Why be concerned about judgmental people? Not the kind your trying to attract anyways so good riddance.
Plenty of other ways to say this same info without putting the ex on blast and keeping it lighthearted. Share the particulars when your matched and chatting to the person.
"No kids, not for lack of trying *wink"click to expand
That's a good point, there is better ways to communicate the same thing.
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