What do you like to do for your personal amusement

Personally I like to drive around during the daytime with my elbow propped up on the the driverside door making shadow faces with my hand juxtaposed against the sky.
Or sitting at a stoplight at an intersection where there is a noticeable dip in the road as cars cross and watching how everybodys head bounces forwards and backwards as they traverse their way through the light and under the overpdonkey.
While I go through the stacks at some of the local music shops I have made a habit of setting the C.D.s in the jazz section that I've heard and know are real gems out in plain view to see if maybe somebody somewhere might be willing to part with some cash in order to hear an artist who is probably no longer considered to be hip 'cause they don't have long curly hair and a saxophone, peoples tastes in jazz music may have changed, or nobody really cares about about long dead, musical geniuses. Then I return a few weeks later and take note of any changes in the position of the C.D. Was it looked at? Put back into it's alphabetical location by a hardworking employee? Or maybe another person who has a pet peeve about trombone players.
Just a few things to share with my friends here. What silly things make the time pdonkey for you?

Erick

Hey DCB,

You gave me my first laugh of the new day. I just woke up and went surfing through and found this one and very funny stuff!

You're a real people person arent you! Do you really do all that? I think you are a very funny!
There is that thing againp!

What have I done for amuesment? well, one time I worked at a grocery store(hated it) and sometimes they would put me up front to cashier. I wanted to get fired, so I was on the register and as people would check out, I would see something they were buying, and I would say "oh! that looks good" and then I would proceed to open it up and start eating it. I would say "can I try it?" and you would be suprised how not to many people didnt turned me down!!! You could see the total shock in their face though. That was one of the best things I did for amusement!!!

What is with the donkey replacing donkey. They are two different animals! They are called Burrios.

I'am like you Erick xcept as I drive along I leason to country and will sit there and start laughing by myself people think am craze but I like to turn all the bad things or things that have not gone will for the day in to a joke.

Laugh your butt off and enjoy Life. : ] hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey Suzy,

That must have been fun! I'll bet your manager dropped a brick in their shorts when they saw/found out that you were sampling the merchandise ala buffet style as the customers were checking out and getting ready to take their goods home.
Hey wait a minute. I did'nt understand why you were talking about donkeys until I scrolled up and read what I had written again. I don't know what the hell a pdonkey is! I thought I had typed in the words "go by" where pdonkey is. And overpdonkey? That's supposed to be "overpass".
Uh oh! Something smells funny and it ain't all that burro dung either.
Could there be a virus? I am usually a very careful speller. This however goes beyond mere typos and into a complete word formation.
Oh crud.

Thanks for replying Suzy and C-B. I'm going to fire off a letter to the honcho on duty here at duncan and see if he can look into this matter and let us know.

Take care and may you enjoy lots of love, life, and happiness!

Erick

One of the funniest things (probably in a pretty gross way) that I have done to groups of people involves my work. I work as a school teacher teaching art classes at a high school. Since everybody needs help I move around alot and am usually not in the same place for very long.
Sometimes after a rather large or protein filled meal after lunch I get some pretty severe gas. I've mastered the art of the silent but deadly, one cheek sneak. On occasion while going on my rounds in the classroom I've had to allow this "gas" to expel lest I hurt myself. Most of the time I'll go out into the hallway, but sometimes I can't do that. Sometimes while assisting a student in need, usually one who at some time during the course of the year got on my bad side, I'll let one slide. It is always such great amusement to watch with a poker face as one students eyes get wide and they begin to blame each other. I'm usually out of there and on to the next student in need of assistence leaving 'em in a cloud of green.
One time out in Fabens I was trying my best to communicate in my broken Spanish with five English-as-a- second language students. Five lovely young girls who just did'nt understand a concept real well. During the course of my explanation to these students, the chili and beans that I had had for lunch began to really put on the pressure if you know what I mean. Well not wanting to make any sound I practiced the art of the sbd. Almost immediately the expressions on these young girls faces turned from smiles to dread to exasperation to finally hilarity as the stench grew and grew without any release from it's grip and they realized that there was no escaping.
Please, I don't make a habit out of this. It happens sometimes. But as I drive home I will bust out laughing so hard that tears will stream from eyes.

Erick

Dang your a mean Dude Erick [The No Mercy] : ] hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That is gross! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Darn, My dad is forever doing this to me and he thinks it is so damn funny! It probably caused us unknow brain damage as kids growing up from the continual affixiation!

Yes, it was fun doing that at the grocery store. They (customers) didnt have the nerve to say no to my face, but they went and told the manager who had to give them a new item and then fired me, but that was back in my wilder days and really didnt care! HAH!

This thread is hilarious yet icky (lol), and I would just like to say one thing: donkey is the new word for azz; the filters have been changed I'm pretty sure. lol. "pdonkey" absolutely cracked me up when I read that, in addition to your funny stories 😛

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA THATS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME DEEPBLUECALM PERSON--THINGY

Okay so it looks like you can say "ass" now again...I'm so glad I have such deep meaningful thoughts to add to this conversation tonight. lol.

I'll have to get back to this thread and post something worthwhile tomorrow, after a night of hopefully sleep but more likely insomnia. lol. 🙂

yeah i know, its like wearing a tampon/pad when you're on your rag.......i dont know.

Oh heck now thats a tongue hanger there : ] hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
please

Luz? wtf, girlfriend? lol...okey dokey then, and eeew. lol.

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