ARIES IS SEX HUNGERY?!!!

Hmmgh. It's funny, the other night I was talking to my bestfriend Maria whom is an Aries as well..and somehow we got into the subject of SEX. We started talking about how much we enjoy sex with our men. BUT...wished they would just be a little more spontaneous..and KINKY..I'm not sure about Aries men...but as for the Aries Women is it true for others(Aries women) out there to have an INCREDIBLE HIGH SEX DRIVE? So far, my bestfriend and I seem to have that in common.

Give me your inputs...

Hahaha of course Aries Women are sex hungry, they're all about chasing their fancy hahah! To me that's a no-brainer, Aries women are so easily seduced and captured. Wow.

I guess they wouldn't mind Gang Bang.

Whew...whoa! Whoa! Wait a mintue there!
I do believe ALL ARIES women have a high sex drive. But it doesn't necessarly mean ALL ARIES WOMEN are EASILY SEDUCED. (For example: MYSELF hehe..well, I am a very loyal Aries women..to me, it's about showing my man I'm the best hot piece of ass who can ever work it..it's about satisfying his desires..fulfilling them to an unthinkable fantasy or extasy where he ONLY THINKS OF ME..where he craves me..and desries me when I'm not present..)

On the other hand, I am sure there are other Aries ppl out there who wouldn't mind a gang bang. But think of it as terms of.."IF THAT IS WHAT SATISFIES THEM AND OTHERS THEN SO BE IT." I mean C'mon it is their LIFE.

I agree that all aries have a high sex drive. But there is one case wid arien people, their partner's need to be engaged with their mind, heart & sould in the coupling process. Otherwise an arian will definetely throw herself/himself out of the bed.

'But it doesn't necessarly mean ALL ARIES WOMEN are EASILY SEDUCED.'

Oh reeeallly? Haha, yea see..absolutely none of the Aries women I can think of would ever claim to be easily seduced either..but each one of them were suckaz (and I knew they didn't recognize it), it still blows my mind how naive I see Aries women to be. They're intelligent and witty, but somehow naivety does not escape them.

I do not go around bagging Aries women left, right, and center lol, but they really are not all that hard to gain a hold over! You know what the ancient samurais said? It is easy to control someone once you know how to hold their reins. And boy do I love rrriding on the backs of the rams!

I'm easily seduced by chocolate. Men? Bah.

But seriously..(honestly), I've always been turned off by an aggressive suitor.

Chase me- and you'll be running forever... make me chase you- and I'm forever yours. I think that's always been the way to describe my approach towards dating and seduction. I doubt anyone I know would describe me or my approach as na?ve.

As for the sex drive.. I don't know about all ariens, but for me, I think it's more of a stronger need to be affectionate, and to have someone affectionate towards me. Sometimes the short-cut to getting that affection IS sexual seduction, but it never satisfies the true desire to be loved--and wanted.

*Shows chocolate bars and moment after hides in his back.

I won't be teased!!! 😉

So hand over that chocolate bar!

Nooooooo!

*Get's one chocolate bar and starts eating it in front of STD. Makes loud moaning when eats as trying to say "Very tasty".

*wrestles haffo to the ground.. screaming... "GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE"*

*STD sits quietly. Haffo gets mad. Charges on STD and start kicking her butt. Kicks were soo strong that after every kick STD takes off for a little. After 10 kicks Haffo becomes calm again and eats chocolate HIMSELF.

*STD lies on the ground in unconscious state.

Hey STD. The wrestlin here will be more likely like those big wrestling guys on the TV. What was it called World Wrestling Federation? Yeah.

*Haffo gets STD on the air and throws in the bushes. STD fairly recovers from the shock. Haffo runs over her and catches her leg. Haffo starts to turn her leg so STD feel pain. STD gives up..

This was getting good! Are we in a commercial break?

LOL... *sTD only APPEARED to give up*-- .oO(damn that Arien stubborness)
Haffo turns the screaming crowd... not realizing that they're screaming because sTD had gotten UP... She grab in a choke hold... and brings him crippling backwards..

With some tricky yet masterful coordination, sTD has haffo in a headlock ( Now he is her puppet). DDT .. DDT!!! She screams (and for those of you who don't know what that means...) sTD Kicks her legs up in the air.. her and haffo come crashing down the matt (haffo face-first-- OH the pAiN!!) ... Then sTD drives her elbow deep between his shoulder blades!!!.. Haffo let's out a blood curling yell as he slowly releases the chocolate bar.

sTD snatching bar... eats the rest slowly...

Not sure what sweeter... eater the chocolate-- or serving haffo a hot plate of *SMACK DOWN*

.. know your role!

What type of chocolate candy bar is that? I want what she has! 😉

Is Haffo breathing——

there's no countdown in this one..it's a STRIAGHT KO!!
*ding ding* STD wins the MATCH.

MUAHAHAHAH

*flexing*

It was.. *looks at wrapper*

.. a Mr. GoodBar.

*strikes a masterful pose*

Haffo lies on the mat, and opens his devious red eyes. He stands up while keeps one leg on knees. His head looks down. With head down and deep breathing the spectators suddenly silences. STD was hitting her chest as a sign of victory but when spectators went silent she stil continued to hit her chest with closed eyes shouting and for some time only her shouting was being heard in whole building. When STD realised that only she shouts, she opened her eyes and scanned around. The whole place was like death silence. Now people understood that Haffo's simulated loosing was only to learn STD's tactics and give her benefit of surprise. STD looks behind over her own shoulder and sees Haffo standing behind with head down and breathing deeply. Instantly she gets mad and starts shouting and cursing to make her words pass on him and make him attack her. But Haffo doesn't even moves his head upside and see STD. His head is down. STD get even madder. She starts to run around the ring and shout at Haffo and spectators. But the building is in full silence. Only STD voice could be heard. Everything else is in silence. Even mobile phones doesn't ring. STD sees that her efforts are useless. She decided to make a jumping strike. She swiftly moves to one corner and climbs on the corner stand. Whole place is still in silence. But Haffo's breathing now become normal. Not deep. STD makes jump. While she is in air Haffo still doesn't move. STD finally approaches very very close. Now she is soo close that Haffo can hit her.....

What's that— Haffo's leg in a matter of secods hits STD face soo quickly that the cracking of bones could be heard in whole building. Poor STD feels down at the mat with cracked face and almost dead. Medics quickly comes over STD and tries to help her, but she is unconscious. The commentator quietly starts speaking and says: "Ouch!". Spectators slowly start to shout in one same rythm: "Haffo! Haffo! Haffo!"......

Haffo.....wake up honey.....wake up, you are dreaming again. Your bowl of Wheaties is on the kitchen table waiting for you.

Good morning 😉

Freebird

Thank you. But you forget about one thing: When it is night for you, it is morning for me.

Doesn't mean you're not day-dreaming.. or at the very least..high on something...

Hmm, but this thing reads like a sexual fantasy... Haffo, I'm flattered.

STD

I thought I was doing something funny. At least it was for me. It might had a little (only a little) sexual load. But mainly it was for fun. Let's say I was testing my sence of fun when I let it go like that.

Daydreming? If you call this daydreaming, then I buy it (I don't see it as anything bad).

Om.. I know you were joking.. so was I... I don't see why you thought differently..

You've mentioned about it as "it reads like sexual fantasy". I felt need to clear things up.

it was a joke.. I was kidding..

Actually there was a point in taking that your part into consideration

As you've told before, you don't like my sence of humour. So I take some of your words as serious sometimes like this one.

Point taken. I won't joke with you anymore.

Oh no no no.

I didn't mean like that. I mean that I just was cautious.

ALERT.....CAUTION.....WATCH FOR FALLING OBJECTS......DUCK.....ATTENTION MR. Haffo -

Aries are born with an inate sense of humour...life IS humourous - we love practicle jokes (spell check on the practacle word - doesn't appear to look right to me) okay, that is driving me nuts...Excuse me!!!! Where is Dr. Spellcheck when you need him?

Haffo - let up on the "cautious" thingie...sounds too much like a Cappy - Hey, I'd like to see you get back in the ring with Capt. STD so she can fight for a Snickers Bar! Ready for round two?

Ding-Ding 😉

Ah...the oh so very handsome Mr. Spellcheck just entered my cave - he is now tied up.

PRACTICAL......can you spell Practical? Thank you kindly Mr. Rogers.......

Alrighty then. Let the games begin...

Why fight over chocolate-- when we can fight IN chocolate!

LOL Freebird.

Okay. I wont make any jokes with STD anymore.

She wasn't saying, "don't make jokes".. she's saying "don't worry about being cautious". Jump into it..

But on serious note. The hard part about joking over the internet is that the words are missing voice inflections. What I write makes perfect sense to me because I hear a voice in my head. But when someone else reads it, they read it with their own emotional attachments. To me, I'm joking.. to someone else- I'm fighting- or crying- or I'm seriously trying to hurt their feelings.

It's not that I can't take a joke- it's just I don't always know what is a joke. In many cases, if you don't know- you can just ask. That person can respond- and clear up the situation- but at times, it will kill the fun.

Ta-Da!!!! The stage is now set with a smooth, rich, creamy huge tub of the finest Chocolate pudding brought in personally by the one and ONLY Willy Wonka from his factory. On one side of the tub sitting on a Hershey's Kiss will be Capt. STD - across the tub we will find sitting on a Tootsie Roll, the infamous Mr. Haffo! Are you both ready to get puddingized? Let's see how you challenge each other by the moves you create....your Judge will be Mr. Willy himself.

Stand up and fight! Ding-Ding!!!!!😉

I say let's beat Freebird.

She wants us beat each other to deal with only one of us in the end. And when she finishes us both, she will get all the stuff to herself.

Na-na-na-na!

Get her!!

too .. busy.. eating.. chocolate.. to fight!! *oh.. my belly*

How did a topic about sex.. and easy Aries women end with me eating chocolate? I feel dirty now 😢

.... or not 😉

The topic has changed from chocolate to Lolly-Pop. Ask Freebird.