my beloved amethyst2002

i know you love me, you probly go to bed all wet and hot and shit dreaming about sucking my cock till the shit turns white...hell you're probly hot for me right now..i understand. but there is really no need for us to hide it anymore, i believe it's time for us to let the forum know that we were secretly fuck buddies then you became afraid of the one eyed snake and took off...say come to think of it..remember that one time..i pretended to be your pizza boy? we were having cyber sex?......

Boa: Wanna cyber?
amethyst2002: K, but don't tell anybody 😉
amethyst2002: Who are you?
boa: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
boa: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
amethyst2002: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
boa: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
amethyst2002: Haha! OK
amethyst2002: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
boa: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
amethyst2002: I want everything, baby!
boa: Is this a delivery?
amethyst2002: Umm...Yes
amethyst2002: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
boa: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
amethyst2002:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Boa: You can't hurry good pizza.
boa: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
amethyst2002: So you're at my front door now.
boa: How did you know?
boa: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
boa: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
amethyst2002: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
boa: So you're still in the bathroom?
amethyst2002: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
boa: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
amethyst2002e: What the fuck?
Boa: i take a moment to take a shit on your

front steps*

guess what i'm tryna say is we had it rought baby..do you remember the hippo?........

Posted by BloodofAries
front steps*

guess what i'm tryna say is we had it rought baby..do you remember the hippo?........

ye..and then there was te ryhno and the lvl 300 magic....

boa: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
amethyst2002: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
boa: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
amethyst2002: haha, ok lets go.
amethyst2002: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
boa: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
amethyst2002: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
amethyst2002: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
boa: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
amethyst2002: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
boa: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
amethyst2002: stop, cmon be serious.
Boa: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
boa: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
amethyst2002: thats it.
boa: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
boa: F**k am I hard now.

i know you miss me babay..another one of our stories...
boa: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
amethyst2002: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
boa: a Kodiac bear
amethyst2002: ?
boa: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
amethyst2002: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
boa: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
amethyst2002: huh?
boa: Bears get f**kin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
amethyst2002: yhea hehe dont be silly..
amethyst2002: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
boa: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
amethyst2002 hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
boa: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
boa: I Growl again, and start to bite you
amethyst2002: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
boa: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
amethyst2002: what the f**k?
BOA.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.

i hope this has all reminded you of how much you mean to me and my dick. so you can quit being a bitch now.

luv

BOA

ahahahahaha i dont care what anyone says about this dude that shit was gold.

boa.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
amethyst2002: oh yea im so wet right now
boa.: Why you just shower?
amethyst2002: no im wet for you
boa: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
amethyst2002: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
boa.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
boa.: Im sorry lets continue!
amethyst2002: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
boa.: I pop like 16 boners
amethyst2002: what the f**k!
boa.: what?

boa: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
amethyst2002: Aight.
boa: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
amethyst2002: I slip out of my pants, just for you, boa
boa: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
amethyst2002: Oh, I like to play dress up.
boa: Me too baby.
amethyst2002: I kiss you softly on your chest.
boa: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
amethyst2002: Hey...
boa: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
amethyst2002: Funny I still don't see it.
boa: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
amethyst2002: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
boa: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
boa: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
amethyst2002: Don't ever message me again you piece.
boa: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
boa: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
boa: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
boa: Baby?

I get it!! HaHaHa!!

boa: Wanna cyber?
amethyst2002: Sure, you into vegetables?
boa: What like gardening an s**t?
amethyst2002: Yeah, something like that.
boa: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
boa: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
amethyst2002: is that it?
boa: You water your tomato patch.
boaa: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
amethyst2002: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
boa: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
boa: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
amethyst2002: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
boa: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
boa: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
amethyst2002: ...
boa: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
amethyst2002: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
boa: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
amethyst2002: whatever.
boa: hahahah your blind bitch!!!! how you gona see my zucchinis now?
boa:....
boa:amethyst?...you there?
boa:...FINE BITCH! I'M ORDERING A CHEESE PIZZA!

and then there was the story that broke us apart....

boa: hey baby, are you hot? are you wet? are you dripping for some black mamba?
amethyst2002: ohh yesss give it to me hot you sexy Aries sex machine.
boa: alright baby..i'm pulling down my pants, you stare in amazement at my superman draws and the one eyed black mamba wrapped around my legs.
amethyst2002: ooohhh that sounds sexy..i've never had a black man before..is it true?
boa: it's all true baby! once you go black you aint ever comming back!
amethyst2002:OMG i'm soo wet!
boa: me too.
amethyst2002....wtf..haha you're funny....FUCK ME! please?..i'll be a good girl.
BOA: no bitch i'm serious this snakes all biting your snatch n shit.
BOA: i guess he doesnt like your pussy stink.
amethyst2002: what the fuck boa quit messing
boa: bitch this black mamba is for real.
amethyst2002: oh yes i know..give it to me.
boa: alright you asked for it, here comes the one eyed black mamba
amethyst2002:oooh yessss!
boa: i let my black mamba loose, he crawls up between your hairy legs and spits in your snatch.
amethyst2002:wtf! you're horrible at this!!!
boa: i slap you across the face with my one eyed black mamba
boa:you moan like chewbacca when han solo was trapped in the copper!
amethyst2002: thats it i'm done i'm leaving you freak!
boa..what? are you afraid of the one eyed snake baby?
amethyst2002:....you need to talk to somebody...
boa: come back here bitch!

haha i love this shit. thats script talent right there. REAL TALK!

amethyst2002

I KNOW YOU WANT ME!
..but sorry i don't shop at the buck or two!

I haven't laughed this hard in months.

THANK YOU good sir, bahahahahahahaaaa!!

Posted by amethyst2002
I think it's funny that he's created an entire thread that's addressed to me but I've had him blocked for months. Oh the humor.

awe baby dont do that i luvz ya!...i'll let u lick my ass crack just like u always wanted if you unblock me.

....*a week later*...amethyst?...u there baby?

my ass is still awaiting thy royal tongue queen amethyst