oh shit, i burped on the phone to an aries guy!

this aries guy called me on monday but i missed his phone call.

i was hella nervous about speaking to this guy for some reason, so before i called him back, i quickly downed two cans of beer and a shot of vodka!

i finally spoke to him and the convo was going very well, i was tipsy and saying all these funny things, we were laughing like there was no tommorow, it was great!

then suddenly, i burped, but it was deliberate, i did it to get a laugh out of him and i did! he's was laughing his ass off! then i ended that convo by saying i needed to empty my bladder.

after my wee wee, i called him back and we ended up talking for another 30 minutes and things went well yet again and we ended the phone conversation on a good note.

now it's friday and its been 4 days since we last spoke. the first time he called me was on sunday and he told me to expect ALOT of calls from him from now on...but he hasn't kept to his word and i'm fightened that i scared him off! do you think i have? i was acting sooo unladylike! i even put the phone against my ass and farted in it and then put it to my ear and said "did you smell that?", he was laughing though, BUT STILL!

do i have to act like some sort of immaculate damsel in distress that doesn't burp or fart to attract the aries guy or something?

Bet he just can't wait to get you over to meet his parents !!!

He's probably trying to keep you on your toes by not calling for a while, start worrying after about 1-2 weeks. As for the burp, I wouldn't worry about it, he laughed didn't he? It's not like you pinned him down and burped in his face or anything.

i was acting sooo unladylike! i even put the phone against my ass and farted in it and then put it to my ear and said "did you smell that?", he was laughing though, BUT STILL!


I think your BUT STILL says it all TA.........guess I wouldn't be going out and choosing my wedding dress too soon!!!!!.........!!!!!there's a thin line for a lady being "naughty but nice" or "rude and crude"....for me you were the latter on that particular nite.......we all make mistakes though......so just wise up.....if there's a next time with Mr. Aries......act more I won't even use the term lady-like!...just "woman-like" - you can be so appealing and alluring without having to touch the lower levels...get my drift!!!! Let's hope for you sake that you didn't "blow" it!!:-)

Good luck TA

Alana x

And one more thing.....tight-ass is your name...so act accordingly:-) and don't let slip!!

"tight-ass is your name...so act accordingly:-) and don't let slip!!"


Ah-ha, lol .. pinch !!

P-Angel....we on the same page just now😉...so when you gonna start pinchin' a new lover other than virgo guy—?who's pinchin' some other's guy's ass......come on woman...make your pinch mark.....I want to hear a "story" from you over the weekend that you have found a new lover who satisfies and craves you by default!!:-) sorry can't help using that word by Scrpiogoat - "default" ...I SO like it......if anyone can look up its true meaning I'd be obliged as my thesarusus is not working at mo!

A x

He's close .. I can feel him stirring my soul. It will be soon, real soon.

I can feel it a-stirring too PA...........go get him by default!

A x

sorry to say it, but someone burping and farting into the phone would put me off big time. i like people who are uninhibited and real, but that's just bad manners. i like to put the people i really like on a pedestal but the spell would be gone as soon as someone did what you did

nothing to do with artificial barbie doll types, those are bad manners...period

I would call it couth, either way .. if the guy still has respect for her, then he deserves her.

the screen name...

quo vadis, how about cultivating some pubic hair