
LeGendary ViRGo
@LeGendary ViRGo
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Posted by FLeo Lives On
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo
cancer one its funny as hell lmao


Posted by *Tasha
hahaha yes LeoLady!!!! i am private about my sex life. and when i first slept with my Leo he was asking my best friend what i said about him etc. how good he was in bed...and she told him that i didn't say shit about it
i'm sure u can only imagine the disbelief and dismay it caused him






Posted by xangelfishx
That's a bunch of bullshit - a pisces would be too stoned to realize he was tied up in the first place...let alone that he'd just had sex - with another person...... 😉

Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"
Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Posted by LeGendary ViRGo
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Posted by LeGendary ViRGo
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
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Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLovedPosted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"
Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
OMG!!! SPOT ON!!!
Especially the Pisces one.... trust me on that one! 😉click to expand

Posted by VirgoM20Posted by LeGendary ViRGo
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
To be fair, she was 🙂
On the Virgo comments??_ I like messy, impractical sex. I certainly don't think about or notice jobs that need doing, in fact, sex is just about the only thing I like so much that it distracts me from absolutely everything else that's going on in my life!
I think my —after sex?? comment would be: —let's see how many more orgasms I can give you?? 😉click to expand

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
"I think my —after sex?? comment would be: —let's see how many more orgasms I can give you??
Listen to the new guy brag.........🙂
Damn Virgos.
Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"
Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."

Posted by vivalapiscesPosted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"
Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
🙂 hell yeahclick to expand
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"