Another Party Scenario

One more:

http://scottpetullo.com/blog/2012/01/astrology-triviality-the-12-signs-at-a-party/

Aries: bull in a china shop; will shamelessly hit on you; doesn't care what anyone thinks.

Taurus: will gravitate to the buffet and is desperately hoping to satiate her other, more intimate sensual needs later on in the evening.

Gemini: can talk to anyone and juggle many interests at once, including romantic.

Cancer: attends the party wanting to find a serious, long-term relationship; wonders how people enjoy being single; depressed.

Leo: can be the life of the party, won't turn down a nightcap, and loves to talk, especially about herself.

Virgo: makes sure to dress appropriately and fastidiously, and expertly critiques the attire and behavior of everyone at the party.

Libra: loves to socialize, just don't bring up anything too controversial or conflict oriented because he will leave the party.

Scorpio: secretive, yet deep and intriguing; expect kinky sex.

Sagittarius: socially driven, yet freedom oriented; don't try to tie her down.

Capricorn: interested in business connections at the party; not the most socially inclined person; several people consider telling him to lighten up.

Aquarius: unusually open-minded; more socially motivated than average and more likely to accept an invitation to a threesome.

Pisces: heart of gold; escapist; enjoys his alcohol; and readily accepts an invitation to attend a drumming circle tomorrow.

I'm usually the one telling everyone else to lighten up! lol!