God and the Signs

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW !"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and DON'T screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL -LOVING, ALL -POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."

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CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

I feel like this is what happens alotta times...
we always think we're smart enough ey, and are capable on our own

im an aqua, sounds about right, but i can relate to sadge too since i have a 9th house stellium. I exaggerate a lot (mercury conjunct jupiter too). I saw a friend of my husband after 3 yrs. He is balding, with a tiny patch of hair left. When i got home, i told my husband that, Safraj's balding has worsened over the years that the remaining hair looked like an eyebrow. Lol. I cant talk without expanding the fact, i dont lie, i only make it interesting.

when i met him, i was like,'wow safraj, no more haircuts for you buddy, u can borrow my tweezers when u need a trim'. He didnt find it funny at all. Sadge's foot in mouth disease too. Oh well

Posted by WaterCup
when i met him, i was like,'wow safraj, no more haircuts for you buddy, u can borrow my tweezers when u need a trim'. He didnt find it funny at all. Sadge's foot in mouth disease too. Oh well

The always honest aqua