How the signs celebrate St Patrick's Day

Aries:
Throw's a party like no other.

Taurus:
Drinks tons of green beer.

Gemini:
Hits on every single in the room, then buys a round.

Cancer:
Decorates the house with impeccable taste.

Leo:
Gets really drunk so that they can be the center of attention.

Virgo:
Let's loose, for once.

Libra:
Hosts the party.

Scorpio:
Is in the bathroom,playing Danny Boy's "pipes".

Sagittarius:
Gets into a deep philosphical discussion about the holiday.

Capricorn:
Pays the tab.

Aquarius:
Arrives at the party, minus one, but with plenty of Irish creme.

Pisces:
Passed out in the corner, with a bucket close to their heads.

yep,I"m shitfaced?? Happy saint partricks day *raise glass*

Actually I thought I'd put a pair of shamrock festooned boxers on my head, run around the house screaming "Erin Go Bragh!". Then I'd dismantle a box of Lucky Charms, look for the Wee Folk and count my freckles. 😄

this libra avoided the whole thing. it's all just too much. and too cheesy.

capricorns don't pay. they like the illusion of being important and wealthy while also doing as little as possible. they'd be more likely to find a way to arrange something as the group host so they bring everyone to buy drinks and the bar gives them a free tab. or they'd get somebody to sponsor an event. or something like that. unless their married to somebody rich or lucky enough to be born rich, then they'll spend their own endless supply of cash. otherwise, they're total tightwads.