an open letter to L.L.L.T.B.L.

I must assume from your recent post that our engagement is erratically broke, just because I forgot the wedding. It seems you no longer have no erogenous feelings for me. There for I will stop the stalking and go nurse my broken heart.

Tate

sniff sniff

leo lady likes to be loved, give him a chance, damn you!

sniff sniff

Oh God

wahahahahahaha

*leaves thread crying*

Tate Tate! See, there you go with a whole thread dedicated to me. Sighs.....

You do still love me after all it seems.

I just dont know..... how will you make it up to me?

It better be good...... you did forget the wedding..... that's pretty big!

Diamonds I'LL get my Blood Diamond mates in africa working on them.

Euros I had some of my mates pick up a few thousand at the poker game in Germany on Saturday.

Lemo, Sportscar, Don't have a Roller but got a 95 xjs drop head coupe.

The farm cottage isn't exactly a manor house but can be converted.

After thinking about it you said marrage wasn't a big deal with you. How about a around the world huneymoon over six months. first class five star hotels condo's in places like mont blane, monte carlo, paris, ( a five star in paris will not do we need a 25 star all a five star in paris means is there a loo somewhere in the building.) you get the idea after that you would know if you wanted me around are not.

Lov Tate

Tate, I — you.

You certainly know the way right into a gals heart. *sighs* Diamonds. Those will surely do!

Is it because I am a Leo that you think you have to shower me with expensive gifts, fancy cars and 5 star resorts in exotic places?

Well, you are right. Your behaviour calls for lots of making up, so this time.... I'll take the VIP treatment and the diamonds. But, don't think youre off the hook just yet. Lot's of sex will be required of you!

And the six month honeymoon idea sounds perfect to me. No need for vows or paperwork, that way I can toss you out on your arse without too much ado especially if you suck in the sack. Keeps it simple. 😉

A loo is mandatory. I might be a country girl and I can piss in the woods on the farm if necessary, but I'd rather use a toilet on my luxurious honeymoon. You may need the boys to pick you up a few thousand more euros this weekend. This is gonna get pricey!

Your Lusty Lioness 😉

Did you see the robbery on the news?

No. What robbery?

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
No. What robbery?

Silly! That's how he got the diamonds!

LOL And I was waiting for "The robbery of my heart."

AHHAHAHAHA~

Like VB, I was waiting for something really cheeky too!

Im a little slow sometimes!
But that's what makes me loveable! LOL!

LOL That's right! 🙂 Or as I like to say "I can do it all, just not all at once."

hahaha! My momma says Im just special!

Awwww, you ARE special. And nothing that involves a helmet or window licking. 😉

your both special but I am not muslim. The robbery was in Germany they robbed a casino in day time ran took the money and ran out.

Just as well you aren't Muslim. I don't share well. Doubt Triple L does either.
Schei??en Sie!

Oh, I did hear about that! It was on the news this morning I believe.

So, Tate.... that was you?

Posted by venusianbull
Just as well you aren't Muslim. I don't share well. Doubt Triple L does either.
Schei??en Sie!

Damn Skippy I dont! I dont share my Man!

Me too neither. I am his, he is mine. That is IT, that is ALL. So simple really.

No not me I am far from germany,

However I do have a privet mailing from this site that says I am a nogood cheating S.O.B. for wanting to honeymoon with you I did not know I could ciber cheat you live you learn.

Domino homosexual now?

LOL Too funny.

OMFG!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME TATE!!!—

Okay, Im always so oblivious. WTFE!

Cyber cheating is so much fun! Just try not to give me a virus, would you!?

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
you better watch it,domino's gonna call the 2 or 3 of you out any time..... 🙂

meh... like I give a fuck! *shrugs*

Who honestly sends a letter like that over forum banter? I hope it was in jest.

Yes, Tate tries to call all the rest of us Drama Queens but he is actually one himself.

It wouldnt surprise me though with some of the shit that goes on around this place! LOL!

Some people take things WAY too seriously on here. It amazes me. But stick around VB and you will see who the they are in due course and they eventually get weeded out and the ones that are here in fun and jest usually remain. This site used to be so much more fun! 😢

Ha Ha Bella! Yes, Tate...... ahem.......

*tapping foot*

Probably the whore he left me at the alter for.....

Oh I'll stick around alright. Too many fascinating peeps to not. 🙂 But you're right about things getting taken way too seriously. Now ladies, how's about we all go to Wales and camp in Tates yard. LOL He'd poo right up his back. 😉

Posted by venusianbull
Now ladies, how's about we all go to Wales and camp in Tates yard. LOL He'd poo right up his back. 😉

AHAHAHA!! Poo up his back! That's awesome!

LOL!! Sure would make his neighbors wonder. "Ummm, you seem to have amassed two brunettes and a blonde in your yard, thoughts?"

Yes, who is that cow anyways? Grab the torch and pitchforks!

But yes, too seriuosly indeed sometimes. I just havent had the time to invest in too much banter lately where all of that is concerned. Besides, some people refuse to hear what you're saying anyway, so why bother.

Hopefully it will get amusing again soon.

BTW... where the fuck is Ian? And Trifles? Bling? Ive seen a few randome posts, but I miss them very much. Although, Ive been gone as well so maybe I just havent been paying attention A.D.D. all.

*runs to look at the shiny object*

And I miss Eden too.

Posted by venusianbull
Yes, who is that cow anyways? Grab the torch and pitchforks!

hmmmm..... me thinks u got it right!? LOL!

I know. 😢 And in the short time I've been here some have pulled up anchor and sailed off into the distance. *delicately sniffing pits* I DO bathe, so that isn't it. 😛

Aw... Bella quoted Bling while I was typing that I missed him!!!

LMAO

Posted by venusianbull
I know. 😢 And in the short time I've been here some have pulled up anchor and sailed off into the distance. *delicately sniffing pits* I DO bathe, so that isn't it. 😛

They will be back, eventually.

Hell, Ive been MIA too but I still lurk.

I suspect they do as well.

And you smell fine, my sweets.... although mine and Bella's hairy backs and chests might have something to do with it!! LOL!

LOL I doubt either of you smell of anything than soap and perfume. And definitely not female Wookies.

Awwwww *humming 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight'*

LOL!!!!! I'll jot that down on a resume. "Things of Note": I have delicious pits. Bella said so.

Posted by BellaBulleautiful

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Aw... Bella quoted Bling while I was typing that I missed him!!!

I wonder if he can feel the love at this moment.....

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quick.... lets all summon Bling. He will surely come in here chanting at any moment!

How dare them believe that they have life outside of DXP!!!!

The blasphemy! The DXP Overlord will be striking soon!

I saw that!!!! LOL!!!

They can run but they cannot hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 Must tell mates at pub they are hairy women in the garden not sheep.

#2 I thought I was the king of comedy not the queen of drama.

#3 the e mail was from phoenix Rising who still montors but never post under that name.

#4 you can believe she could care less who I am boning.

#5 I have talked with some off you of the boards.

#6 If you stay in the garden instead of the house( you would be safe there are enoughf beds) NO LISBO HAIRY LOV FEST.

Haha this thread exploded! I love it.

I swear to God that pub of Tates must be frigging awesome.

thinking about this where the hell is Alana when I need her just because I left her at the tart with the cart dublin she seldom ever contacts me.