I met a cancer.

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I almost fell on my face when I first saw her. This cancer was so beautiful. Sexy latina. She makes vida guerra look bad. She wants to get dinner with me.

July 10. She's 30. She is a joker too. She told me she has a baby. I was polite and asked her boy or girl and what age. She says girl of 5. So I say oh that's cute and ask for her name. Then she sends me a pic of her little dog LOL! Her "baby". A real joker.

I want her. Tell me what to do!!!!!
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Posted by AnarchoScorpio
I almost fell on my face when I first saw her. This cancer was so beautiful. Sexy latina. She makes vida guerra look bad. She wants to get dinner with me.

July 10. She's 30. She is a joker too. She told me she has a baby. I was polite and asked her boy or girl and what age. She says girl of 5. So I say oh that's cute and ask for her name. Then she sends me a pic of her little dog LOL! Her "baby". A real joker.

I want her. Tell me what to do!!!!!
Yes, we are quite lovely creatures, aren't we 😉 Well you have a date with her so you are on the right track. Since she has a good sense of humor, send her funny memes, when you flirt, banter and make her laugh...tease a bit. Definitely do not over compliment...just tell her she looks really nice/like her dress/something specific you like about her. Compliment her personality. Be interesting, entertaining, charming and yes we like old-school chivalry when appropriate 🙂
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Posted by AnarchoScorpio
I almost fell on my face when I first saw her. This cancer was so beautiful. Sexy latina. She makes vida guerra look bad. She wants to get dinner with me.

July 10. She's 30. She is a joker too. She told me she has a baby. I was polite and asked her boy or girl and what age. She says girl of 5. So I say oh that's cute and ask for her name. Then she sends me a pic of her little dog LOL! Her "baby". A real joker.

I want her. Tell me what to do!!!!!
Yes, we are quite lovely creatures, aren't we 😉 Well you have a date with her so you are on the right track. Since she has a good sense of humor, send her funny memes, when you flirt, banter and make her laugh...tease a bit. Definitely do not over compliment...just tell her she looks really nice/like her dress/something specific you like about her. Compliment her personality. Be interesting, entertaining, charming and yes we like old-school chivalry when appropriate 🙂
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No compliments? I always compliment if I am thinking it.
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Oh, I see why now. You deleted the part where you expressed how badly you wanted to fuck her.


Your intentions with her aren't pure.
Huh? I'm heterosexual pendeja. What do you think? I'm going to seduce her like my life depends on it.

Take he out to nice places. Tell her how gorgeous she is.
Confess your love :-)

We are stunning ...we believe in love at fist sight. Work that angle!

Take care of your face!

Also we kill the ones who lead us on.....you life MAY ACTUALLY depend on it. Kidding. Be genuine to her though.

Don't lead her on.
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Take care of my face? What do you mean? I got to remove the pipe and balaclava?
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I just spoke with her. It was great. I think we have great chemistry. We are going out next week. She is a bit shy. She also has few friends on facebook and says her hobby is sleeping because she is busy a lot. She doesn't seem like one of those party latinas
Not all Latina's are party folks.
What is your race? Ethnic background?
You seem to take notice she is a Latina.
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I just spoke with her. It was great. I think we have great chemistry. We are going out next week. She is a bit shy. She also has few friends on facebook and says her hobby is sleeping because she is busy a lot. She doesn't seem like one of those party latinas
Not all Latina's are party folks.
What is your race? Ethnic background?
You seem to take notice she is a Latina.
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So this cancer needed help with her paper. She is in school and her English is a little sloppy. So I said just bring it over. I'll write it for you. So she came over and said get in the car. I said what do you mean. C'mon let's go write this thing. It's late.

So she said she wanted to take me to a restaurant. I was surprised but I thought why not. My clothes were terrible and I said let me put on something decent. She said no I don't care, so I shrugged and we left. We went to a nice steakhouse and we got a lot of stares. Probably she looked much nicer and more beautiful than me. I was amused a bit.

We ordered our steaks and made some nice conversations. She already started talking about traveling to the Dominican Republic to meet her family and friends there. "We can stay at my friend Lucie. She's married but we can stay there and travel cheap." I thought it was cute. The conversation was easy. Then her mother called and she was extremely respectful to her mother over the phone. "Yes, madam" and stuff with a very quiet and sweet voice. I pretended not to listen but it was in a way fascinating. And she took my phone and went through it. I raised my eyebrow and amusingly said if she didn't trust me. "I trust nobody" she said with an accent. lol

She ended up paying for my food. I kind of felt bad in a way. So we went back and my place was a mess. Yeah I'm a real catch I know. So she sat in a chair and I just started writing that paper. And she says I feel useless just sitting here I'm going to clean. So she starts to clean my kitchen and I have to pinch myself if I am dreaming right now.

I do a decent job on that paper and afterwards email it to her. I get up like it's not big deal and walk towards her and give her a nice kiss on her lips, because I felt like it. So she tenses up and gets really serious and says that she wants to be friends first. I look at her amused and say "friends?" Cono.

It was really surprising to me and I told her later over the phone that I am not interested in being her friend alone. She gives me very indirect and short replies. Next day she texts me and I ask her what she is doing. She says she is peeing. Okay... lol. Good to know. So she sends me a picture with her panties down on the toilet (pink panties). I just send her a nice message to make her feel beautiful.

I don't even know what to think anymore. She's 30.