Posted by FinbuffLOL! So did I, for a while
I actually thought you were talking about an Aunt named Flo, as in Florence. God I am so dense some days.
Posted by TeenaPosted by FinbuffLOL! So did I, for a while
I actually thought you were talking about an Aunt named Flo, as in Florence. God I am so dense some days.click to expand
Posted by LittleStarUh oh super freak! Lol how long have y'all been married?
My husband has gone down on me during my period and kiss me afterward. Mind you it's not where I'm bleeding, just my clit area, but we never stop having sex except for the one day my period is super heavy.
He's obsessed with eating me out though.
He's Pisces sun Gemini Moon Gemini rising
Posted by WhiteChocolateAhhhh I'm screaming!!! Hahhahahaha I didn't know that this was a thing!!!!
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Posted by WhiteChocolateMaybe that's why because I'm not that deep lolPosted by ladylibra21It really is a thing.Posted by WhiteChocolateAhhhh I'm screaming!!! Hahhahahaha I didn't know that this was a thing!!!!
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
When you dive that deep though...you notice stuff like that.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Posted by WhiteChocolateHA! I don't like the idea of someone feeling out my turds. :-/Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by sultrykittyFeeling out turds! LolPosted by WhiteChocolateHA! I don't like the idea of someone feeling out my turds. :-/Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolateI've never done that before does poop come out sometimes?Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolateBut now *I'm* gonna know.Posted by sultrykittyI don't think most guys would notice...probably just happy they're getting some.Posted by WhiteChocolateHA! I don't like the idea of someone feeling out my turds. :-/Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolateOh my lord and taylor...Posted by ladylibra21Well...yeah you can get some leakage if there's some left up in there.Posted by WhiteChocolateI've never done that before does poop come out sometimes?Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolateDude you are hilarious lolPosted by KoniuchaWell it could all be avoided if you simply drop the kids off at the pool first.Posted by WhiteChocolateWell, this is horrible!Posted by ladylibra21Well...yeah you can get some leakage if there's some left up in there.Posted by WhiteChocolateI've never done that before does poop come out sometimes?Posted by sultrykittyNah.Posted by WhiteChocolatePSA:
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Remember ladies, to always take a dump (or enema) prior to the nookie.
It's just a good warning not to slip in the back door.click to expand
Posted by wecarealotWell where it started from leaves something to be desired too. 😄
I'm LMAOOO at the turn this thread took! Wow
Posted by WhiteChocolateRibbed, for our pleasure
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
Posted by enfant_terribleI hollert! LolPosted by WhiteChocolateRibbed, for our pleasure
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.click to expand
Posted by WhiteChocolateThere's a quote by a bishop that kinda touches on this dilemma:Posted by enfant_terribleWell I wasn't going to go there but that thought had crossed my mind.Posted by WhiteChocolateRibbed, for our pleasure
What REALLY turns me off is when you put a finger in to get her primed and you're like "why is the bottom of her hoo-hah all hard and lumpy" and then it clicks in your brain "oh...she's got a booty full of poop and I can feel it through the walls of her hoo-hah".
Groce.
"Maybe if flip her over I can make more direct contact with that part...."
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Posted by WhiteChocolateI do. We usually wait past the worst of it (usually just one day). He doesn't care but I do.
Do you ladies get extra horny when Flo shows up?
Posted by WhiteChocolateJust before. A few days up until the moment she arrives.
Do you ladies get extra horny when Flo shows up?
Posted by WhiteChocolateThey obvously do....my gf's have always been content with giving head though.
Do you ladies get extra horny when Flo shows up?
Posted by FinbuffJust like you make those men ram it hard right into your asshole.
LOL - I 2nd the prev poster on this one - if you want it, you make it happen somehow.
Posted by LuckyLibra979Or you're gay?Posted by FinbuffThat's what I'm saying that's a bit desperate in my eyesPosted by LuckyLibra979Agree, I ain't gettin my nose anywhere near that!
Considering the things that a woman goes thru during her period
Y'all either lying y'all ass off or y'all simply nasty as hell.click to expand
Posted by MiZLeoOMG red wings!! I have never heard that hahahaha
Lmao at poop thing. Omg. ��'�
Guys still try to have sex when I'm bleeding. I've had "what does your period have to do with me?" Or an Aries said to me "I got my red wings a long time ago" I have done it b4 but when I was younger....now...I just want to be left alone in my holey Grannie panties and PJs
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