most likely to enjoy the smell of their own farts.

Which sign do you think it is? ANNNND GO!!

I'm rooting for Taurus due to personal experience.

Lmfao. Yes I'm bored. Night shift is soul crushing and I'm working a lot of them this week on top of my day job so Ill have saturday off to spend with my Pisces. Just answer the question, I'm compiling a pie chart with the data I recieve.

An apple pie chart to be exact so don't sit this one out.

If you're a woman who doesn't fart and instead holds them in to be converted into bullshit which spews forth from your mouth at a later date, please don't comment.

But be aware you'll be missing out on some stanky apple pie later.

Can't enjoy a hobby at work, and the boss frowns upon fapping to pass the time. So here I am.

Posted by RatedX
Find a hobby or something lol

youre my hobby

Its a fucking gas station. No customers, just stocked everything, trash has been taken out, don't make coffee for another few hours, bathrooms are clean and there's nothing to do. So either inhale your farts or tell me about someone you know who does.

Its a fucking gas station. No customers, just stocked everything, trash has been taken out, don't make coffee for another few hours, bathrooms are clean and there's nothing to do. So either inhale your farts or tell me about someone you know who does.

Oh my, just had an obnoxious ghetto black woman come in with thick sideburns and a peach fuzz chin strap.

That'll give me something to cringe about for a while

Lol my day job pays 12. I just picked up a side job to help pay for the car insurance hike following my Accident in april.

My mother ain't black or ghetto, however she's deaf and has a bit of Peach Fuzz. Nor does she pay for smokes and scratch tickets using quarters.

Posted by RatedX
Honestly if you're weird enough to create a thread like this- you definitely do discreetly.

Or you're one of those weird unattractive guys who gets off to strange shit.

No, I'm one of those shy attractive guys whom take credit for other folks strange doings.

Now I just had some scrawnny milf with no T&A rub on my hands as I gave her change l... Why do sticks insist upon thinking theyre attractive?

Or maybe she was trying to warm up her ice cold hands up, who knows.

One for Taurus, one for Leo. We need a tie breaker, come on guys!!

Its the easiest shift to work. The part that sucks is I'm the only one here besides my boss who doesn't act like I'm too good for this job, slack my ass off or steal money, cigs or booze.

A jobs a job.

Still tied!!

Upon closer inspection Leo has taken the beans.

Leo = 2

Taurus and Cancer = 1