New Horoscopes 2015!!!

Here they are in all their glory

Well, I guess I'll embrace being half a taco. Lol

Posted by cancergoddess143
Well, I guess I'll embrace being half a taco. Lol

hah yah I was like what's with that half taco? Did I eat the other half cause anything else is unacceptable. My friend who originally posted this on FB said " "The other half belongs to your soulmate."

heh, I was like damn, that jerk is always eating my damn food.

bleh! I was lookin at the wrong pic 😢 and I so wanted to be Batmans friend

lmao guess I have no other option. but let's get one thing clear:just because there's "turkey" in my signs name I ain't ending up as lunch or dinner. 😛

My Gem bf's nickname is "Big balls". I thought that was something special about him.

Now are you telling me that all Gems are balls...😢?

Posted by Koniucha
How is Libra murder and Scorpio a novelty bass??

^ Really good question

Posted by Undine
My Gem bf's nickname is "Big balls". I thought that was something special about him.

Now are you telling me that all Gems are balls...😢?

^ Haha hilarious