Pick-up liiiiiiiiines

Aries: I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn: Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius: You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I'm sure you can do better though 😛

Or MAYBE you have an appropriate answer ready? 😛

once a capy girl said to me>>hey your eyes are blue or green?
me>>ummm green i think,but i guess they reflect some of the colour around me,like my clothes etc
her>>ohh then maybe you should take them off,i want to see the real colour


haahaa

Pisces: You look hot. I'm confiscating you to my slave farm.

I found pisces' pick-up line indeed a bit too soft 🙂

Indeed.

UUUUUHHHHMMMM...

I'm a Gemini, want a threesome?
I'm a Cancer, wanna smoke my stick?
I'm an Aries, wanna feel the ram?
I'm a Leo, wanna go down like the Titanic?
I'm a Virgo, want me to prove I'm not a virgin too?
I'm a Taurus, wanna check out my back seat?
I'm an Aquarius, wanna check out my pool?
I'm a Sagittarius, want my arrow in you?
I'm a Libra, wanna scale me?
I'm a Scorpio, wanna see my serpent?
I'm a Capricorn, wanna check out my black sheep?
I'm a Pisces, are you wet enough yet?

a bit lame.. haha

I'm a Pisces, I'm charging up my jackhammer!

LOL

Aries: Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

Taurus: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Gemini: Do you know how to use a whip?

Cancer: If you were a drug, I would overdose!

Leo: My name is "...". That's so you know what to scream.

Virgo: Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Libra: Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

Scorpio: If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Sagittarius: Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Capricorn: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Aquarius: I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Pisces: Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good

"Leo: My name is "...". That's so you know what to scream. "

Number 1!

Or... My friends call me Haff, but you can say OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo(h)!!!!

haha =D

Yeah that's very good one too.

MercInAries 6/7/2007 3:34:41 PM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.37

Taurus: You have a look in your eye..like you haven't been fucked inna bouta year.

--> Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming! 😛

"Taurus: You have a look in your eye..like you haven't been fucked inna bouta year. "

I wonder how that looks look like.

- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- Haffo!
- Haffo who?
- "Haffo" drink with me... honnnnney

(WOOOOOOT) hehe

haffo 6/7/2007 5:11:29 PM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.93

"Taurus: You have a look in your eye..like you haven't been fucked inna bouta year. "

I wonder how that looks look like.

--> Oh... you can't see my pictures then?!

I was thinking of an antibling-knock knock, but it just doesn't work

...-joke

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

haha


Oh god.. time to ssssssleeeeeeeeep

I will regret this in the morning 😛

LMAO

I didn't want to say "who's there?", 'cause I figured there were to many question marks to make it a real question.. 😄

I'm gonna take a shower first! In the meantime..

WHO'S THEEEEEERE—?

(and don't give me something like; my cock stuck in your letterbo"ck.....s")

"Hey bitch, sign your name on the dotted line (well)
Cause you belong to me (you belong to me, yeah)
Hey bitch (hey bitch) sign your name on the dotted line (well)
Cause now you're mine..."

Okay, not so much a pickup line as a song by Lil Jon, lol.

"Aries: Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up."

That just kicks ass right there. I'm going to use that at one point.

"My name is "...". That's so you know what to scream. "

im am totally gonna use this one!

"Oh... you can't see my pictures then?!"

Right! I should have predicted that.

Is your daddy a terrorist? 'Cause you're kinda hairy and suspicious looking.

I made it up myself!

"Is your daddy a terrorist? 'Cause you're kinda hairy and suspicious looking.

I made it up myself!"

I can tell.

how charming.

'"Is your daddy a terrorist? 'Cause you're kinda hairy and suspicious looking.

I made it up myself!"

I can tell.'

Out of curiosity, are you familiar with the original line?

LOL, yes Yama

although not personally.

...Well, is he?

😛

LOL oh my...

Not that you're at all suspicious looking.😛

Well I found a few on the web:

Be unique and different, just say yes

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Man oh man, if I didn't look a second time I wouldn't believe someone as beautiful as you exsisted.

LOL


wouldnt you like to know Yama. btw, since when did you become 23??

My pickup.

I bring pickup truck and PICK THEM UP WITH IT actually.

"LOL


wouldnt you like to know Yama. btw, since when did you become 23??"

It just looks like a really cool number.

"Yama you saw the movie 23, didn't you."

Nope, what is it about?

haha this made me laugh - she sounds like she was on the ball. So did you?



uhmm.that is confidential matter😛

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas!!

HAHAAHAAAAA

Ladies and gents, I present to you...

---> The top 15 Pirate Pick-up lines— =D

antibling 6/8/2007 5:19:31 PM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.102

"aawwww....that's kinda sweet"


I'm a cancer... I'm the definition of "sweet" 😛 😛 😛 (from time to time)

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

This made me think of Star Trek pick up line.

"We are the Borg. Lower your shield and prepare to be boarded. Resistance is futile."

my fave:

Pardon me but do you still have your virginity?

Can I have the box it came in?

"you have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen, I'd like to see them looking at me, with your head on my pillow.

wow, you got the best set of mammories i've ever seen, hey dont blame me, you show 'em, im looking, let's rumba."

hehe ::blushes::
~~ Thanks Merc