Pick Up Lines By The Signs

I Thought this was funny! lol
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Pick-up lines by the Signs

Aries: I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn: Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius: You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

nice shoes...

Libra "wanna go get filthy?"
Taurus " lets go to my house for a movie and some pizza"
Capricorn " what day and time can we screw, you know im busy"
Cancer " I want some, come in my bed room, lets go all night"
Gemini " I gotta big dickk you'll love it"
Scorpio " can you turn the light off i gotta headache" then makes his move.
Pisces "you gotta sexy body and i love you"
Sag " lets go get a room with a jacuzzi suite"
Leo " lets plan a get away just u and me"
Aries " straight up i wanna fuck, i want somethin to eat after, and i need some money for the gas"
Aquarius " i dont usually do this but lets go back to my place and have a few drinks"

HAHAHA!!

LMAO prettilady, sooooooooooooooo true! hehehe I About died at the Aries one, It even had my Aries man laughing, but you forgot virgo... hmmmm how about...

Virgo "I think i want you, lets have some fun!but please dont stain my sheets"

Posted by CancerianGoddess
LMAO prettilady, sooooooooooooooo true! hehehe I About died at the Aries one, It even had my Aries man laughing, but you forgot virgo... hmmmm how about...

Virgo "I think i want you, lets have some fun!but please dont stain my sheets"

LMAO!!!! ..... Nice