Self-tan NAY

-This is irrelevant but way more important than every star and constellation out there:
For all of you who wear self-tan,I do hope you know you smell like fucking shit. The smell is awful and i bet it makes everyone around feel like throwing up.




-A nicer way to say this: You look much better if you don't smell. Which is why there is no need for self-tan.




-For those who don't know the smell,it smells like rotten henna mixed with raw meat.



Thank you.