Spongebob Astrology

Out of boredom,
I randomly searched for Spongebob in Wikipedia (dont you love wikipedia?)
and came across this:


Astrology With Squidward
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Astrology With Squidward is a spin-off mini series of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants which aired from 2000 to 2001, and is currently shown on Nicktoons TV.

Each "episode" aired during commercial breaks on Nick, one for each time of the year in Zodiac signs. It was hosted by the SpongeBob SquarePants character Squidward Tentacles, who in the show uses much of the sarcastic and unenthusiastic humor he uses on SpongeBob SquarePants itself, such as ending the show, Squidward would close up with lines such as "You still owe me 5 dollars" and made predictions for the people in the sign of the Zodiac that were somewhat obvious, such as "I predict that within the next month you will eat a wide variety of foods" and "You will go to sleep 7 times this week".

The Zodiac signs are represented by SpongeBob characters often crudely dressed up to look like the actual sign's animal, for example, the character Patrick Star has a pig nose mask on horns, to look like a bull. The characters included:

Squidward : Scorpio (on the Tropical zodiac) or Libra (on the Sidereal zodiac) (stereotype: likes the finer things in life, taking it easy, wants to do no work)

SpongeBob : Sagittarius (stereotype: overly enthusiastic, optimistic, and foolish)

Patrick : Taurus (stereotype: thick-headed)

Plankton : Scorpio (stereotype: diabolical and plotting), among others. In another short, Plankton is depicted as a Leo.

Mr. Krabs : Cancer (because he is a crab) =>best part. LOL

Two Fish : Pisces (Because pisces are fish)

Pearl : Virgo

Sandy is such an Aries. Always gung-ho, always adventurous, always into something, yup.

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/characters.jhtml?show_id=spo&character=Sandy

LOL Gary

Gary's probably an aqua...


A snail who meows...CLASSIC!

OMG!!!! SWEET BIKINI BOTTOM!! YESS!!! SPONGEBOB HERE I COME!!!!! I like Mr. Krabs, and Patrick lol their all crazy as hell!! It's such a hoot and a 1/2!!



Lady M:Gary's probably an aqua...


A snail who meows...CLASSIC!

You ain't know?!.....betta ask somebody....! lol

WHAT?!?!? PEARL A VIRGO!!!— NO FLIPPIN' WAY!!!! 😛

*I wanted Mr. Krabs or Gary to be one* 😢

This is great, but HEY!!! what about Sandy the Squirrel?! 😛

Man, I don't care if Mr. Krabs is a crab, he is a freaking Capricorn. He's an overly shrewd penny pinching business man. He screams Capricornocity.

"This is great, but HEY!!! what about Sandy the Squirrel?!"

I already said that Sandy is an Aries.

Mr. Krabs is the most awesome character on the show if you ask me. He is such a trip. 🙂