this is just silly...

pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I needed
6 - I framed
7 - I smoked with
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I stabbed
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - Paris Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - the kool-aid man
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - spiderman
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 -my ex
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - JFK
23 - the condom
24 - you
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other 2- For the assanation of JFK

so...

I killed the condom because the lil people told me to.

hrmmm... darn kids.

crap, i dont like some of those 😢.

appy polly loggies for the raciness, ppl. that'll teach me.

darn kids

funny visuals though. lol

and i wish the lil people had been talking to you. that would have been another funny visual.

lol@cap

bling, no offense if you do in fact wear pink. 😛
im still unsure how i feel about men in pink.

then... 'u ate spiderman for the assassination of JFK' —

ya, so anyways... opinions on men wearing pink?

see... i dont know how to feel about it either. on the one hand, let people wear what they want to wear... gender roles and boundaries are 'soooo 20th century!' on the other, it seems like they are blatantly tryyyyying to make a show of masculinity, but then again... that still doesnt make sense. bah!

"CP....men who wear pink are obviously trying too hard"

thats what i'm sayin!

I stabbed a homeless guy because i am sexy as hell..
Hmmm..true.

lol

I smoked with spiderman because I have double D's.

Oh gosh who has been watching me *looks around suspiciously

I killed a pornstar because im beautiful...

yup, sounds like me.

I stabbed a lesbian because I'm beautiful!! LOL

I ran neked with a prostitute because the lil people told me to and I love marijuana. mmm, wouldn't 3 be more associated with LEOs?

omg this could not be more perfect!!!

i smoked with your dealer because i love marijuana

lmao...destiny

yeah, up yours sucka! 😛

I killed a bowl of Cereal becasue i love Marijuana

I ran shirtless with my dealer because I had to...

i smoked with my ex because i love marijuana. lol some truth

I ate your grandma 'cause I'm sexy as hell

I stabbed Spiderman because I love marijuana.

No wonder marijuana is illegal.

We have the same birthday...us porn killers...

I killed a pornstar because im a pimp and your jealous 😛😛

new day, so new shirt...same old birth date though.

I love black...but for some reason dont wear it as much as I used to. I love red, but I own barely anything red. weird.

it means its no existe...

I like these too.

😛😛😛

You'd be able to pull 'em bling...with the super cool watch.

I killed the condom because I have AMAZING boobs.

My partner ate a lesbian because he's got abs.

That is just wrong.

oh, you know it's right.

In fact it's so true it's 'creepy' - I hate condoms and I have largish breasts. There is a lesbians leg hanging out of my partner's mouth and he has the most fantastic 'one pack' that I've ever seen.

"In fact it's so true it's 'creepy'..."

lol it's all in the pants. 😛

You have something creeping around in your pants ? 😐

I ran naked with a lesbian for the assassination of JFK. Hardcore!

I'm wearing a towel, but normally it'll be "I ran naked with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous."