Talisman of Saturn

Saturn stops success and benefits and creates problems and anxiety for 17 1/2 years of its 30 years cycle, attain benefit of exaltation of Saturn and get Talisman of Saturn for you and your family and make your future bright, and free from disastrousness of Saturn

?? The obstacle created by Saturn, though it is only at present or since birth, will cease
?? This talisman will change your life; you will observe its effects yourself sooner or later and as a result you will find yourself more comfortable in every matter of life
?? It is highly beneficial for the acquisition of comfort and stability of honour and property matters
?? It will maintain your control over the public so that you may not be the victim of decline.

Astrobeacon

M, there is a difference between "spam" and "bacon".

Anyway, I thought it meant like Astro be-a-con, where you could like sign up
and become a convict.

Paul

Astrobacon, watch out!! Astrovegan is after your hide!
He is going to tie you down (with hemp rope), put a
rotating beacon on your head, and brain-wash you
with a talisman of Saturn. NOW how much will you pay?!

Paul

what astrobacon forgot to mention is... you'll be followed by demons, and the talisman may be increase the risk to suicide......almost sounds like a commercial from phizer pharmaceutical ?