Cancers who are pathological liars....

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Now, this is not a board designed to paint all Cancers as pathological liars (because there are some really fantastic Cancers out there who are not awful).

But, have you ever met a Cancer that just LIED ALL THE DAMN TIME—

I am deadly serious.

I know some of my fellow Pisceans get a bad rap for telling lies, but come on.

Have you ever met a Crab that just LIED about the dumbest shit at just about any given moment?

Lies to basically create some kind of fantasy situation about themselves or what they are up to, only to look at them casually and say, "Really? You really did that?"

I know it sounds kind of awful, but when you catch one telling bold-faced lies, how do you confront them about it and try to get them to stop?
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It's hard to know when you're being lied to so I can't say there's any Cancer that stands out as being a liar. PLUS, Cancers are very secretive. Just as secretive as Pisces. And we don't share our secrets. Rather we collect yours. Of course, good luck getting a Pisces to share. Us being water signs, the vibe has to be totally there for emo. sharing. Even then, a Pisces will hide something from you. Not a bad thing. Just saying. I wonder whose more secretive? Cancer or Pisces? (Oooh, that might be a good question to ask the board?) I know Cancers definitely like to hide their motives. Comes from insecurity, uncertainty, self-defense. So given that, it's hard to call 'em out on it. I do think Cancers can be big fat liars, indeed. But people lie for a reason so the lie itself is less significant than the reason, depending on the whopper that's being told, of course.
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Posted by Este8
It's hard to know when you're being lied to so I can't say there's any Cancer that stands out as being a liar. PLUS, Cancers are very secretive. Just as secretive as Pisces. And we don't share our secrets. Rather we collect yours. Of course, good luck getting a Pisces to share. Us being water signs, the vibe has to be totally there for emo. sharing. Even then, a Pisces will hide something from you. Not a bad thing. Just saying. I wonder whose more secretive? Cancer or Pisces? (Oooh, that might be a good question to ask the board?) I know Cancers definitely like to hide their motives. Comes from insecurity, uncertainty, self-defense. So given that, it's hard to call 'em out on it. I do think Cancers can be big fat liars, indeed. But people lie for a reason so the lie itself is less significant than the reason, depending on the whopper that's being told, of course.



Well, you know the Cancer whom I am speaking of here.

It just never really resonated with me until I started thinking about it more closely.

With her, it was a constant show for attention as one of the reasons she lied to me.

For example, when I saw her over a week ago, she just had to tell me this bold faced lie about applying to the PHD program at Harvard. This of course after I recently told her about the extensive interviews I had to go through for a PHD program here in town.

Now mind you, this Crab is okay smart (I have dated smarter girls before), but she is NOT Harvard smart. She is a product of the public school systems and recently graduated from a State School for God's sakes, not Ivy League or even Prep School for that matter. But my response was to slightly dim my eyes (in skepticism) and respond with, "Really? You are going to leave Florida and move to Boston?"

It's almost as if she knew right away she pinged my LIE detector, and quickly detracted the statement saying that the town we are both currently living in is a great place and that she really likes things here.

Now, that said, what the hell was that all about?

Hahaha!
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Posted by Este8
And we don't share our secrets. Rather we collect yours.

But people lie for a reason so the lie itself is less significant than the reason, depending on the whopper that's being told, of course.



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+100 for both.

Everybody lies. And honestly I don't know many pathological liars. I usually tend to avoid people like that. So, no the Cancers in my life aren't pathological liars. They're actually pretty open, understanding, and extremely intelligent and secure people if you let them be.
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I was told that I was a liar for liking a football team once. It was confusing because never said I was a fan of the team. I said I didn't understand why people in a state rivalry would want that team to lose every game no matter what team. So I wasn't going to hate them either and I would root for them until big rivalry game. Months later "why are you wearing such and such team shirt? You're a liar! You said you were a derp university fan". How is that lying? When did I ever say that? People man. People.
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Aaah, I see. I am not that smart to be sure, but my lie detector is quite functional.

That's why when she said that, I instantly dimmed my eyelids in methodical skepticism, and instantly (though subtly) implied that she is telling me a lie.

Yeah, I hear you on the whole feelings thing. The more I think about it, the more I realize how right you are. My feelings for her were genuine, but I sense now that hers were not. And yes, she does play her boy toys all the time. One of them was giving me the evil eye a week ago as well. One ponders what kind of nonsense she must have filled his head with.

I just laughed out loud about your closing statement about her very young and equally stupid.

Who would have guessed I would have gone to laughter about her at this point?

Oh, wait. That's right. Thanks to your advice and my intent to be a grown-up about this stuff, it has all worked out nicely.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Posted by kissmygrits
I was told that I was a liar for liking a football team once. It was confusing because never said I was a fan of the team. I said I didn't understand why people in a state rivalry would want that team to lose every game no matter what team. So I wasn't going to hate them either and I would root for them until big rivalry game. Months later "why are you wearing such and such team shirt? You're a liar! You said you were a derp university fan". How is that lying? When did I ever say that? People man. People.



Derp did have a hell of a great team last year.
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It's taking so much will power for me to hold back from expressing what I want to say....



So were you born dickless, or were you recently separated from it?



I've used all my intuitive powers to figure out why would you ask that, and I figured it out!!

You want moonman to fuck your girl! Why else would an adult man ask about another adult man's penis?
I don't think XMM would be into that. Never took you for a cuckold either, quiet unimpressed 😢

but, it doesn't make sense. You're not married, are you ? Girl friend ? wait..No one loves you..? and you're trying to attract cancer women by asking about men's penises...? and... you're 37 ?

You're one complicated gay fish, ScorpioFish.

Take a break and relax. Think about all the good kiddy sex you had in Mexico & Thailand, if I remember correctly. Have a kitkat, or a beer, or die. Whatever would make you happy and very, very quiet.

Or I could just be mistaken and you were asking cause you wanted to furiously skull suck his penis..

It's either, or. Why else ?!


I'm going to bed, attack me or defend yourself as much as you feel like, until I feel like ruining you. Till then, you can always get my cum back from your mothers face.

Salute, gay fish.
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OUCH! Too much hurt in this post to be one man defending another. You have to be xmoonman,,, that or his butt buddy.

No offense just stating the facts.
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I know a Cancer that would lie about what he ate for lunch...but I also know an Aries and a Libra that are the same, so I don't think it has to do with astrology.



you just picked three cardinals though..
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I don't know. For all the hype about them keeping it real, I've known several Taurus people that were pretty good liars.
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I know a Cancer that would lie about what he ate for lunch...but I also know an Aries and a Libra that are the same, so I don't think it has to do with astrology.



you just picked three cardinals though..



I don't know. For all the hype about them keeping it real, I've known several Taurus people that were pretty good liars.
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I can vouch for my ex taurus. I swear he's pathological about lying.
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I note that my sexuality is attacked for implying that people masquerading as "men" are too busy being chickenshits instead of defending the indefensible.

Trust me.

I'm mean, nasty and tired. I have been shot at, nearly blown up, nearly had my head cut completely off, nearly fallen over 250 feet to certain death....

You two petty oxygen thieves haven't done anything noteworthy with your miserable excuses for life, and I sense it pisses you off to know it.

..At 35, I can outmarch, outshoot, outfight, outrun and outclass you two little faggots, and still have time to fuck both your mothers after it's all over.

So if you want to talk about a mean slam with your mothers and sisters, I can assure you I have a lot more based on experience alone than you two homos will ever have put together.


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@ariestteheart2 scorpfish is always and ass and will remain so to his dying day. I just thought J9 was better than that... plus xmoonman can fight his own battles... it's kind of cute though their bromance 🙂 Not being facetious.



Your buddies cannot handle the truth, which is why they resort to cowardly personal attacks.

But, if those two miserable losers are your friends, then you certainly are the company you keep.
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@ariestteheart2 scorpfish is always and ass and will remain so to his dying day. I just thought J9 was better than that... plus xmoonman can fight his own battles... it's kind of cute though their bromance 🙂 Not being facetious.



Your buddies cannot handle the truth, which is why they resort to cowardly personal attacks.

But, if those two miserable losers are your friends, then you certainly are the company you keep.
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And poison is the well you sip from 🙂
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@ariestteheart2 scorpfish is always and ass and will remain so to his dying day. I just thought J9 was better than that... plus xmoonman can fight his own battles... it's kind of cute though their bromance 🙂 Not being facetious.



Your buddies cannot handle the truth, which is why they resort to cowardly personal attacks.

But, if those two miserable losers are your friends, then you certainly are the company you keep.



And poison is the well you sip from 🙂
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I've been saying the same things for years.

Some people don't like me, but that's alright because I don't like some people.

If you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.

Only an idiot defends the indefensible.

When you are taking flak, it means you are right on target.

You are the company you keep.

Like I said, I may be mean, nasty and tired but I have done more with my 35 years than those two miserable pigs ever will.

One can only guess the "profession" of such dreck.
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J9 is responsible for his own words, actions / reactions...I have no control over what others choose to say on these boards.

But as usual, you have gone emo and overreacted, you don't even have any idea what "I" was going to say or who I was intending to address.
Because I didn't make any specific comment to anyone in particular.

You are your own worst enemy.



Like I said, you are the company you keep.

If you throw in your hat with a pig like J9, then I must have missed the part where your opinion on ANYTHING is of value.
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I'm a little offended at the flippant use of "faggot" and "homo". You guys make it sound so degrading and sub human. I personally have gay friends, male and female, who are truly wonderful people. Sexual orientation shouldn't be used as a negative any more than race should be. That's my two cents.



None of this would have been necessary if pig vomit and his lover had just stayed out of my thread entirely.

But, he is pig vomit, so que sera...

Sera!
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Well, maybe you should start asking yourself why you attract such hostile reactions from some people on these boards and why you react to others in such a hostile manner, even when they aren't hostile towards you.

Thus far, according to you, it's all the "other peoples fault" and you seem to have elevated yourself beyond reproach.

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You have no idea what company I keep.



Judging from the way your buttboy came to your rescue, it's as obvious as daylight.

Besides, if he isn't your pal, then denounce his ass right here and now. Or are you chickenshit?

As mentioned before, I missed the part where a worthless asshole's opinion is of any value around here.

Next.
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It doesn't matter if they're lovers or not, the point is, you AND J9 threw the whole sexuality as a form of degrading each other out there and that's just not cool. It's on par with calling someone a nigger, a honkey, a chink, a wet back. Yeah, I know, bleeding heart me, blah blah blah, but if you guys are going to go all He-Man insult on each other then get a little more creative. Here's an example: go shove your dick up your ass and butt fuck yourself, you nasty shit for brains piece of dog shit! See? It's vulgar AND delightfully insulting and no people were offended other than the one you're directing it to.
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It doesn't matter if they're lovers or not, the point is, you AND J9 threw the whole sexuality as a form of degrading each other out there and that's just not cool. It's on par with calling someone a nigger, a honkey, a chink, a wet back. Yeah, I know, bleeding heart me, blah blah blah, but if you guys are going to go all He-Man insult on each other then get a little more creative. Here's an example: go shove your dick up your ass and butt fuck yourself, you nasty shit for brains piece of dog shit! See? It's vulgar AND delightfully insulting and no people were offended other than the one you're directing it to.



Eh, he started it and I finished it.

Unless of course he wants to go into Round 2, which is perfectly fine given your suggested responses.