Masturbation

I was reading through the responses posted on this topic that Sweet P started on the misc board, and I had a thought. I'm asking the question here because a lot of people like to come to where the activity is and Cancer seems to be the place for this topic.

For many years, I've often wondered about this and so, here's a question (and answer seriously): If you were double jointed and could bend completely in half, would you do yourself orally?

It would certainly make people stop and think about thier personal cleanliness.

Oh god yes:-)

A x

I really think I would too. That's really nasty, isn't it? But, I would just have to, I know I would.

So let's go find a surgeon or plastic surgeon to make us plastic!! and double-jointed!!! and perhaps to give our tongues extensions:-) - what you think P-Angel:-)

Then there could be a t.v. documentary made on the both of us - we'd probably end up on Discovery Channel!!! - "The Out-alana-ish Tales of the Angel's Tongues and Tails"!!! - Oh I am digressing into the land of gibberish:-)

A x

See, just thinking about it - sends us off into a world of big and intense O's.

I wonder if I'd kill myself with multiple O's - you know, my heart would just explode.

Yeah, a documentary of our adventures in Tongues and Tails - I'd be game for that.

LOL P-Angel

I don't know...that's kinda a little too much for me, but who knows if it was possible!

CL

I think I would have to try at least once. Maybe it would be sickening - but, you never know until you try - you might like it!

I'll bet men would, though.

I wish my crab would like to do it in public places... bedroom bedroom bedroom... maybe I should try alcohol

If you want it...just take it! Don't let him say no...Public places are fun fun fun fun!

"I wish my crab would like to do it in public places... bedroom bedroom bedroom... maybe I should try alcohol"

Threaten to not feed him grrr,that'll learn him.🙂

Hell NO! This one pretty sick thought for me. Damn, now I can easily say that Pisces women are far more dirty than Pisces men.

I wonder if sweet p is still masterbating we have not heard from her for awhile?

Yeah, from what I've heard she's tearing her little Taurus apart. Poor poor Mr.Taurus.lol.

Sweet P doesn't have to masturbate...She has a new man and doesn't love us anymore 😢

"Threaten to not feed him grrr,that'll learn him"

Lol! good idea... that would scare ME into anything!
A restroom... tonite! Don't know how well it'll work at a restaurant though... hmmm

Huh?Cancerlady,tiamat,etc etc.Is it spring yet? Public places cum on Cl whenever u ready to give me dat milk,cream , i'll do that eating,lol. It's exciting to do that stuff in public. HAppyy neeeww yearrrrrrr!!!!

Oh yeah,freakin distractions thanks TC😛,I guess I would have to try it at least once sweet-p,im already a pro at normal masturbation🙂

"A restroom... tonite! Don't know how well it'll work at a restaurant though... hmmm"

Everyone has to do it in a restuarant at least once.
First course, second course, intercourse.
Thats how it goes.

Good One CancerKitten! ROFL

Daemon...you say what you say but can you back it up? Or do you want me to....

I think that would be the ultimate form of self love. LOL!! I would have to try it too, at least once. Im too kinky not to..

2 sharks swimming in opposite direction: Self love is wonderful,I'm pro self love even the pope has done it to himself!

SSSSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

She has writen me she is gone my heart is a broken, KKEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

We do perfer a woman who sucks.

Especially the ones who practise on firefighters hose!

Do y'all know that Cancers are known for the most masturbation? I started when I was 7.

I believe you

Also when I was a boy I used to bate hooks for the fishermen down Whitstable by the time I was 13 I was a master bater. but by the time I was 15 the fishermans daughter was masterbating me.

lol

i dont remember when i started doing that.....but i do know it was really early. 🙂

Ewwww....That's nasty OFA. I mean the masturbation part is cool but cum in his own mouth? YECH...I think I would retch!

sick sick little puppy,

all it take its yoga and a long penis

lol Illmatic

I never heard a yoga method where people mastrubate for you when you meditate.

I don't know about that,my pisces sisters been humping things since she was a baby(she actually kinda reminds me of a male dog sometimes lol) and my cancer sister has only started when she was about 7 or 8 too(walking in on her in the bathroom).

Erm,are you talking about giving yourself head or the jacking off and cum in your own mouth thing,Illmatic?

"she actually kinda reminds me of a male dog sometimes lol"

lol

We had one puppy who always hanged on my leg....err...you can figure out the rest.lol

I think i'd just walk out,ignore and never talk to a the dude again lol,I don't even swallow.