HappyCapper
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About the signs(and especially true about caps)
Gemini
Geminis are scatter brained. They’re always adopting new interests and have an inability to settle down. Often perky and always flakey Geminis are all over the place. Geminis are easily bored and always looking for something new without much regard for consequences. Their interests are often fleeting leaving them with many experiences and a wide span of knowledge on multiple topics that never makes it past the shallow end. Being very social Geminis are big talkers and totally into self expression as they will gladly tell you in great detail for the better part of an hour. Despite a usually sunny disposition most of the sobbing girls throwing up in your local bar are Geminis.
Geminis are easy to like and easy to befriend. Really they’re just easy in general. If in a relationship with a Gemini you better be prepared to keep up as they’re completely incapable of sitting still. You should also be ready for a constant string of never ending conversations about your feelings and your relationship. Between their constant list of activities and constant need to talk about it don’t expect much peace and quiet.
Cancer
Cancers are emotionally unstable. Moody, clingy and sentimental, cancers will often neglect rational thinking for their feelings. They can be unpredictable in their reactions to things big and small all of which they feel intensely. They do not take kindly to having their over reactions pointed out as such. Crying should be expected. Their emotional nature however does makes them highly receptive to others feelings and great support systems. Cancers are creative and love crafts. They make exceptional home makers as they’re hermits who like to undertake DIY projects and take pride in taking care of their home. Cancers should take the time to breath and maybe find themselves an understanding counsellor.
You should always be delicate with Cancers as they “change with the moon” which means they’re prone to mood swings and PMS more intensely than other signs. Despite their emotional instability Cancers are kind and loyal friends. If you’re dating a Cancer go ahead and put a ring on it because Cancer’s are 100% marriage material what with all their strong maternal/paternal instincts and great sandwich making powers. Just beware: Cancer’s have a tendency to let themselves go when in a relationship. And Friday nights are scrap booking nights.
Geminis are scatter brained. They’re always adopting new interests and have an inability to settle down. Often perky and always flakey Geminis are all over the place. Geminis are easily bored and always looking for something new without much regard for consequences. Their interests are often fleeting leaving them with many experiences and a wide span of knowledge on multiple topics that never makes it past the shallow end. Being very social Geminis are big talkers and totally into self expression as they will gladly tell you in great detail for the better part of an hour. Despite a usually sunny disposition most of the sobbing girls throwing up in your local bar are Geminis.
Geminis are easy to like and easy to befriend. Really they’re just easy in general. If in a relationship with a Gemini you better be prepared to keep up as they’re completely incapable of sitting still. You should also be ready for a constant string of never ending conversations about your feelings and your relationship. Between their constant list of activities and constant need to talk about it don’t expect much peace and quiet.
Cancer
Cancers are emotionally unstable. Moody, clingy and sentimental, cancers will often neglect rational thinking for their feelings. They can be unpredictable in their reactions to things big and small all of which they feel intensely. They do not take kindly to having their over reactions pointed out as such. Crying should be expected. Their emotional nature however does makes them highly receptive to others feelings and great support systems. Cancers are creative and love crafts. They make exceptional home makers as they’re hermits who like to undertake DIY projects and take pride in taking care of their home. Cancers should take the time to breath and maybe find themselves an understanding counsellor.
You should always be delicate with Cancers as they “change with the moon” which means they’re prone to mood swings and PMS more intensely than other signs. Despite their emotional instability Cancers are kind and loyal friends. If you’re dating a Cancer go ahead and put a ring on it because Cancer’s are 100% marriage material what with all their strong maternal/paternal instincts and great sandwich making powers. Just beware: Cancer’s have a tendency to let themselves go when in a relationship. And Friday nights are scrap booking nights.
Leo
Leo is an attention whore. Leos have a flair for dramatic entrances that compliment their big boastful personalities. True people persons Leos thrive on acknowledgement from others. Despite coming across as egotistical most Leos are terribly insecure. They often try to over compensate for this by being the most fabulous person in the room at all times. This also makes them naturally jealous people. Energetic, loud, and in your face, and just a little catty it’s unsurprising that most drag queens are Leos. Don’t believe me? You shouldn’t. That’s a completely unfounded assumption that just feels right to me. Leos are also most likely to channel their daddy issues into a career as a stripper.
The best way to get in with a leo is with compliments. There is virtually no where flattery can’t get you. Once your in though you’re in for the long hall. Leo’s are fierce friends who’s allegiance is borderline clingy. When in a relationship with a Leo they are very generous so make sure to always make a big deal out of all the little gifts they bring you and return the favour or risk hurting their feelings. You do NOT want to hurt a leos feelings. They’ll stew on it for months before they blow up all over you.
Virgo
Virgos are the trolls of the Zodiac. Always practical and perfect Virgo’s are the most likely to correct your spelling on facebook. Highly critical of pretty much everything Virgo’s pretty much get off on pointing out when you’re wrong. Often quiet and unassuming at first anyone who’s ever tried to work with a Virgo will tell you how hard to deal with they are. They expect only the best and nit pick at details. It’s often unclear if they’re really this impossibly anal or if their just trying to fuck with you. The answer is both.
Virgos are highly practical and have little need or desire for silliness this makes them kind of a drag at parties but great partners for school or work assignments. Virgos have very high standards so if you somehow manage to land one as a partner I wouldn’t expect it to last long. They’re* self sufficient and they really don’t need you. Seeing as their mascot is The Virgin don’t expect to get much in the nookie department. It’s not so much that their prudes so much as it is that their totally asexual.
Leo is an attention whore. Leos have a flair for dramatic entrances that compliment their big boastful personalities. True people persons Leos thrive on acknowledgement from others. Despite coming across as egotistical most Leos are terribly insecure. They often try to over compensate for this by being the most fabulous person in the room at all times. This also makes them naturally jealous people. Energetic, loud, and in your face, and just a little catty it’s unsurprising that most drag queens are Leos. Don’t believe me? You shouldn’t. That’s a completely unfounded assumption that just feels right to me. Leos are also most likely to channel their daddy issues into a career as a stripper.
The best way to get in with a leo is with compliments. There is virtually no where flattery can’t get you. Once your in though you’re in for the long hall. Leo’s are fierce friends who’s allegiance is borderline clingy. When in a relationship with a Leo they are very generous so make sure to always make a big deal out of all the little gifts they bring you and return the favour or risk hurting their feelings. You do NOT want to hurt a leos feelings. They’ll stew on it for months before they blow up all over you.
Virgo
Virgos are the trolls of the Zodiac. Always practical and perfect Virgo’s are the most likely to correct your spelling on facebook. Highly critical of pretty much everything Virgo’s pretty much get off on pointing out when you’re wrong. Often quiet and unassuming at first anyone who’s ever tried to work with a Virgo will tell you how hard to deal with they are. They expect only the best and nit pick at details. It’s often unclear if they’re really this impossibly anal or if their just trying to fuck with you. The answer is both.
Virgos are highly practical and have little need or desire for silliness this makes them kind of a drag at parties but great partners for school or work assignments. Virgos have very high standards so if you somehow manage to land one as a partner I wouldn’t expect it to last long. They’re* self sufficient and they really don’t need you. Seeing as their mascot is The Virgin don’t expect to get much in the nookie department. It’s not so much that their prudes so much as it is that their totally asexual.
Libra
There’s a saying in the Zodiac that Libra’s make the best doormats and they totally do. Libra’s whole bit is scales and balance. They’re great at seeing multiple sides to the same argument or situation but shit at taking a side. Libras never want to offend anyone and so remain unbiased to a fault. They need to be liked by everyone. They’re by far the most indecisive sign and often need more self assured signs to make decisions for them. without a back bone of their own Libras are often taken advantage of by the douchier signs among us (i.e. fire signs).
Libras are great for advice due to their ability to see things others don’t but they’re absolutely shit at taking their own advice. Forever the pacifist Libras are irritating in their inability to get mad or have an opinion about anything. This annoying quality is coincidentally what makes them such great sidekicks: their just happy to tag along. Anyone entering a romantic entanglement with a Libra should be prepared to pull on those pants because from here on out another human being is completely dependant on you.
Scorpio
There’s no other way to put this: Scorpio is a crazy bitch. Scorpios are kind of slutty and the sign most likely to commit murder. They’re emotionally extreme but at the same time manage to be damn near irresistible. They’re a sexual dynamo and they know it and they use it to their advantage. Cunning and manipulative Scorpios are always looking out for number one. Highly sensitive and passionate they’re prone to random bursts of anger. Scorpios are by far the most difficult sign to have any kind of healthy interaction with. They have a strong sense of self and give exactly no fucks.
Always be on high alert when alone with a Scorpio you never know what they’ll do but chances are it wont end well for you. I’d try to give further advice but honestly, your just better off avoiding this sign altogether. If you find yourself unwittingly in a relationship with one run. Just. Run.
There’s a saying in the Zodiac that Libra’s make the best doormats and they totally do. Libra’s whole bit is scales and balance. They’re great at seeing multiple sides to the same argument or situation but shit at taking a side. Libras never want to offend anyone and so remain unbiased to a fault. They need to be liked by everyone. They’re by far the most indecisive sign and often need more self assured signs to make decisions for them. without a back bone of their own Libras are often taken advantage of by the douchier signs among us (i.e. fire signs).
Libras are great for advice due to their ability to see things others don’t but they’re absolutely shit at taking their own advice. Forever the pacifist Libras are irritating in their inability to get mad or have an opinion about anything. This annoying quality is coincidentally what makes them such great sidekicks: their just happy to tag along. Anyone entering a romantic entanglement with a Libra should be prepared to pull on those pants because from here on out another human being is completely dependant on you.
Scorpio
There’s no other way to put this: Scorpio is a crazy bitch. Scorpios are kind of slutty and the sign most likely to commit murder. They’re emotionally extreme but at the same time manage to be damn near irresistible. They’re a sexual dynamo and they know it and they use it to their advantage. Cunning and manipulative Scorpios are always looking out for number one. Highly sensitive and passionate they’re prone to random bursts of anger. Scorpios are by far the most difficult sign to have any kind of healthy interaction with. They have a strong sense of self and give exactly no fucks.
Always be on high alert when alone with a Scorpio you never know what they’ll do but chances are it wont end well for you. I’d try to give further advice but honestly, your just better off avoiding this sign altogether. If you find yourself unwittingly in a relationship with one run. Just. Run.
Sagittarius
What we have here is your standard Manic Pixie Dream Girl/Guy. Sagittarius are optimists with a thirst for adventure and short attention span. With an inflated sense of invincibility Sagittarius are reckless and often develop gambling problems. Their thirst for freedom and adventure leads to them jumping into lots of half baked schemes and sticky situations. Good thing for the Sagittarius they are notoriously lucky. They skate through life without ever having to deal with the repercussions of their stupid decisions because everything will always work out for them. The worse part is they’re so damn charming it’s impossible to hate them for it. Fuck you Sagittarius. They also love whiney indy rock music.
Beware around a Sagittarius. They mean well but forget that not everyone has been blessed by the gods as they have been. It’s easy to get caught up in Sagittarius’s free spirited enthusiasm but it’s usually best to sit back and watch from a comfortable distance. In romance Sagittarius make great flings. They’re inspiring and can open your mind to new experiences so you can write that screen play of yours. They do not however have much settling down potential so it’s best not to get too attached.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hands down the best. Self Reliant, resourceful, good with money, determined. level headed, sexy… The list goes on. They’re essentially the Batman of the Zodiac. Some less intelligent and jealous signs see Capricorns as elitist, cold, and needlessly suspicious but that’s completely preposterous. Capricorns are great judges of character and simply reserve their funny and affectionate nature for those who are able to get a pass through their celebrated bullshit detector. Capricorns are ambitious, yet down to earth. Generous, yet take no shit. Badasses with hearts of gold. They’re also most likely to save the world.
If you want to get in a Capricorn’s good books I have one word for you “Punctuality”. Lateness is taken as a personal slight to a Capricorn. A great show of disrespect. Capricorn’s don’t believe in wasting time. Capricorn’s aren’t exactly what you’d call “people people” but when convinced they make dependable friends and mind blowing lovers.
What we have here is your standard Manic Pixie Dream Girl/Guy. Sagittarius are optimists with a thirst for adventure and short attention span. With an inflated sense of invincibility Sagittarius are reckless and often develop gambling problems. Their thirst for freedom and adventure leads to them jumping into lots of half baked schemes and sticky situations. Good thing for the Sagittarius they are notoriously lucky. They skate through life without ever having to deal with the repercussions of their stupid decisions because everything will always work out for them. The worse part is they’re so damn charming it’s impossible to hate them for it. Fuck you Sagittarius. They also love whiney indy rock music.
Beware around a Sagittarius. They mean well but forget that not everyone has been blessed by the gods as they have been. It’s easy to get caught up in Sagittarius’s free spirited enthusiasm but it’s usually best to sit back and watch from a comfortable distance. In romance Sagittarius make great flings. They’re inspiring and can open your mind to new experiences so you can write that screen play of yours. They do not however have much settling down potential so it’s best not to get too attached.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hands down the best. Self Reliant, resourceful, good with money, determined. level headed, sexy… The list goes on. They’re essentially the Batman of the Zodiac. Some less intelligent and jealous signs see Capricorns as elitist, cold, and needlessly suspicious but that’s completely preposterous. Capricorns are great judges of character and simply reserve their funny and affectionate nature for those who are able to get a pass through their celebrated bullshit detector. Capricorns are ambitious, yet down to earth. Generous, yet take no shit. Badasses with hearts of gold. They’re also most likely to save the world.
If you want to get in a Capricorn’s good books I have one word for you “Punctuality”. Lateness is taken as a personal slight to a Capricorn. A great show of disrespect. Capricorn’s don’t believe in wasting time. Capricorn’s aren’t exactly what you’d call “people people” but when convinced they make dependable friends and mind blowing lovers.
Aquarius
Aquarius are wacky bleeding heart liberals. Idealistic and strange as shit Aquarius have to act like weirdo’s intentionally right? Aquarius don’t just march to the beat of a different drum they crump to it. Humanitarians with a party animal lurking within. They’re quick to take up causes and are against pretty much everything except experimenting with drugs and sex. Logically many suffer from substance abuse problems. Aquarius are your friends that never really grew up after collage. Their passion and ideals are touchingly naive and a little irritating. They have big hearts but most of their methods go over people’s heads.
It doesn’t take much effort to befriend an Aquarius they usually come to you. They love to communicate and bum weed so they pretty much have to endear themselves to others. Dating an Aquarius can be tiring but they sure aren’t boring. Their whole “I’m beyond material possessions and consumer culture” diatribe gets pretty hard to support though when you’re always stuck with the bill. Bunch of free loaders.
Pisces
Pisces are the forgotten sign. Honestly who ever remember’s Pisces? That’s their fault though really. They like to fly under the radar mostly because they tend to be a little on the paranoid side. They’re convinced they have some kind of sixth sense or clairvoyance or some shit. They see meaning in things others dismiss even when they really shouldn’t. They’re big dreamers and prefer to spend their time locked away in their own imagination than face reality. Pisces are the kind of people who would volunteer to be plugged into the Matrix.
Pisces aren’t great with human interaction so if you want to get to know one it’s going to take pretty much all the effort on your part but maybe if your lucky you can get an aura reading out of it. Long term relationships are virtually unheard of between Pisces and other signs as Pisces can get all of their sexual fulfilment through joint meditation unlike any normal person.
Aquarius are wacky bleeding heart liberals. Idealistic and strange as shit Aquarius have to act like weirdo’s intentionally right? Aquarius don’t just march to the beat of a different drum they crump to it. Humanitarians with a party animal lurking within. They’re quick to take up causes and are against pretty much everything except experimenting with drugs and sex. Logically many suffer from substance abuse problems. Aquarius are your friends that never really grew up after collage. Their passion and ideals are touchingly naive and a little irritating. They have big hearts but most of their methods go over people’s heads.
It doesn’t take much effort to befriend an Aquarius they usually come to you. They love to communicate and bum weed so they pretty much have to endear themselves to others. Dating an Aquarius can be tiring but they sure aren’t boring. Their whole “I’m beyond material possessions and consumer culture” diatribe gets pretty hard to support though when you’re always stuck with the bill. Bunch of free loaders.
Pisces
Pisces are the forgotten sign. Honestly who ever remember’s Pisces? That’s their fault though really. They like to fly under the radar mostly because they tend to be a little on the paranoid side. They’re convinced they have some kind of sixth sense or clairvoyance or some shit. They see meaning in things others dismiss even when they really shouldn’t. They’re big dreamers and prefer to spend their time locked away in their own imagination than face reality. Pisces are the kind of people who would volunteer to be plugged into the Matrix.
Pisces aren’t great with human interaction so if you want to get to know one it’s going to take pretty much all the effort on your part but maybe if your lucky you can get an aura reading out of it. Long term relationships are virtually unheard of between Pisces and other signs as Pisces can get all of their sexual fulfilment through joint meditation unlike any normal person.
I should probably add that I didn't write this - I just copy-pasted it.
Haha a Capricorn wrote that for sure
^ for sure!
Rape jokes? Ewww! Sooo not gonna read that! 😢
@evalani
I get a page not found error from that site. Do you have another one?
I get a page not found error from that site. Do you have another one?
Posted by LindaaaatjeThanks! Got it now. 🙂
http://songsdomain.tripod.com/capricorn/
Posted by NightcapHehehe Yeah, maybe we should just copy-paste the cappy bit as an answer to all cappy questions on this board as default. 🙂
haha the aquarius one sounds like my best friend. Doesn't value money to the point where he doesn't value mine either lol
The cap one is awesome.
Good line about the 'Cap BS detector.' Many of the 'why did the cap man go cold/silent on me' threads could be solved from an understanding of..the cap figured out what your were doing. Probably doesn't respect your reasoning or feel that they ever can fully trust you now. .so it's better to move along before it gets ugly.
Posted by aquapiscescusplmao.
Haha a Capricorn wrote that for sure
sounds like a cap with a leo rising, and aries moon or something. 😆
had alot of love for self. 😆 😄
i actually think she makes capricorn looks bad
so, no other sign has redeeming qualities and her sign cap is god like? lol . what a narcissist. her inability to self reflect alone makes her worse than many
so, no other sign has redeeming qualities and her sign cap is god like? lol . what a narcissist. her inability to self reflect alone makes her worse than many
I think it's supposed to be a joke, though...🙂
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