Capricorn Inquires

Few questions:

1. If you had a dollar for how many times you were told "You're so /Mature/ for your age", what could you buy?

2. You're trapped in traffic for 3 hours by yourself. How do you pass the time?

3. You get woken up by someone you know and you learn you slept for 16 hours straight. How bad do you feel and what do you do?

4. You get invited to a Capricorn club. Perks are dark humor, fine wines and a card that saves up top 50% of food, clothing and gas. However, you have to Mentor young depressed capricorns though ( in place of club fees) Do you join? How do you mentor the young cap?

5. Someone reads catlady astrology, then tries to win you over by giving you money, rubbing your knees and whispering about taking over wall street with you by their side. Your reaction?

6. A Taurus and Virgo fight over you in true earth sign style . Compete over who' more useful and who gives the best gifts. How do you handle this situation?

7. You meet a typical (cat lady astrology version) Capricorn. How do you react to them?

8. You lover surprises you with a sex dungeon for your birthday, saying they'll full-fill any desires "Master/Mistress" has. Your reaction?

*waits in the shadows for responses*

^Me too!^

1-never been told that
2-I listen to music
3-I panic and most likely head out for the fastest 10k ever run
4-This is my forte!! I'd tell the young, depressed little fukcers to get a grip and keep soldier on! Then we'd share a bottle or two.
5-😕
6-by myself something neither could EVER afford
7-😕
8-yawn

6-BUY not by..

Posted by SirHorns
Few questions:

1. If you had a dollar for how many times you were told "You're so /Mature/ for your age", what could you buy?

2. You're trapped in traffic for 3 hours by yourself. How do you pass the time?

3. You get woken up by someone you know and you learn you slept for 16 hours straight. How bad do you feel and what do you do?

4. You get invited to a Capricorn club. Perks are dark humor, fine wines and a card that saves up top 50% of food, clothing and gas. However, you have to Mentor young depressed capricorns though ( in place of club fees) Do you join? How do you mentor the young cap?

5. Someone reads catlady astrology, then tries to win you over by giving you money, rubbing your knees and whispering about taking over wall street with you by their side. Your reaction?

6. A Taurus and Virgo fight over you in true earth sign style . Compete over who' more useful and who gives the best gifts. How do you handle this situation?

7. You meet a typical (cat lady astrology version) Capricorn. How do you react to them?

8. You lover surprises you with a sex dungeon for your birthday, saying they'll full-fill any desires "Master/Mistress" has. Your reaction?

1) I could probably buy a Celine bag or any other designer bag. I look young, like maybe 17-18 as opposed to 20, but people and family are always telling me how mature I am lol.

2) Listen to music. I love music so much. I also love driving, it calms me, and I don't mind traffic too much if I have nowhere to be.

3) I don't feel bad at all. I'd get up, take a shower and get on with my day.

4) I would probably join for a little while because of the discount card lol, but I would get annoyed with mentoring depressed people all the time, so I would eventually leave the club.

5) I would stay neutral, and take advantage of the perks while they're there if the person isn't someone I find annoying. But I don't think I would let them give me money. Gifts, maybe, but I really don't think about money when deciding to be with someone. If they're working and doing the right thing with their lives, and they treat me right, that's all that matters. I want to make my own wealth. Meeting a man who's wealthy would be an extra perk, it's not a necessity for me whatsoever. To quote my favorite Pisces, Jhene Aiko "I'd much rather be broke with you there to hold me than rich w

(...) with someone that leaves me lonely."

6) If I valued both their friendships, I would tell them that they don't need to buy me gifts in order to please me, but to just be kind and loyal. I would probably get annoyed at the competing too, and tell them that.

7) I would befriend them, I think. I've never had a Capricorn friend before. The Capricorns I know are family members.

8) I would be shy at first, then tell my man I would rather he be the master lol. I like being submissive during sex. *shrugs*

I like this thread....