@BlueAqua
20 Years500+ Posts
Condom Of The Zodiac Joke
What the heck? How about... Capricorn MEN either need only one box of condoms a year... because they're so slow-moving and hide out so much in a cave, they don't get any; or they need a buy 3 boxes get 1 one free deal on a monthly subscription bc. they're male whores bedding a circuit of "friends"!
CG ~ RFLOL!
I was waiting for someone to appreciate this, PF, even w/ my typos! (I was feeling particularly venomous towards these beasts over the weekend!)
It's "feast or famine" with them ... oy vey!
Right on PF...they are dramatic on one side or the other!
Yea, the one time w/ my Cap. where I saw another wrapper laying on the floor, and "ours" was over on the dresser, I just felt so privileged that I was worthy of the "Life style s" brand and the other [tramp] got "Trojan"!! LOL No kidding! ...although he was probably just switching over to a new box w/ me!!
Most Capricorn men I know are whores.
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