Fun Little Survey (on the Cap-Alien!)

Haven't started a thread in a while... Yea, yea, we're still talking Cap. men drama here... I'll make it fun. Answer as to pertaining to your troublesome Goat-man... (I see alot of newbies here.) [Play along now, SB! LOL ]

1. What's His Shelf Life? [How long have you had him around?]

2. What's his expiration date? [How OLD is he?]

3. Have you flipped his lid? [Sex]

4. When he evaporates, how long does it take for him to re-solidify? [How long does he go MIA?]

5. Have you broke his seal? [Has he said the "ILY"?]

6. What are his main ingredients? [Why do you like this guy—]

7. Have you threatened to toss him due to his evaporating properties? [self-explanatory]

LOL I'm in a silly mood! 😉 Anyone may add on their own creative question, after answering mine... 😛

My information:

1. About 2 years almost
2. 29
3. Just once. (The contents were too hot and I got burned! lol)
4. Used to be a 1-3 weeks, now it seems to be 3 months!
5. I guess, but alcohol was added to his contents.
6. Tasty, spicy, and aesthetically appealing to the eye! (Wit/humor, cute, good listener, family oriented, motivated-ambitious)
7. Hell yes!

CapGal~~ your deal sounds alot like mine- I was reading some other posts of your somewhere about him being a potential player and yet wanting to date and a relationship. And how you've known him that long yet only "flipped the lid" (LOL) once. AND it's the Cap-Cap thing. Just interesting....

1. Shelf life? ~~15 or so years
2. Expiration date? ~~33
3. Flipped his lid? ~~ All the time!!
4. Evaporation/Re-solidification? ~~He grew out of that, eventually!!
5. Broken the seal? ~~ Yep, a long long long time ago!!
6. Ingredients? ~~Sexy as Hell, Very loving, Great Dad, Funny, Smart, and he gets my jokes!! LOL
7. Threatened to toss? ~~ On occasion (I blame my scorp venus)

Hey, I think we have a handful of ladies who should be talking about their respective canned good(s)!! HoneyCoe? BitterTaurus? and then those Taurus chickies... Sensual and Venusian.... Gosh knows who else has floated through here for venting and advice... 😉

Archer~~ you are very witty and clever!

TGWC~ do you get the double-entendre of your own joke? "Freshness" meaning him "getting fresh" [with you]? I'm sure you do and intended the pun, knowing your intelligent mind! 😉

Hi gals~
Have not been around in while but this looked like fun and it came with a familar name 🙂

1. What's His Shelf Life? [How long have you had him around?]1.5 years dated on adn off maybe 6 months total

2. What's his expiration date? [How OLD is he?]21

3. Have you flipped his lid? [Sex] in more ways then one!! ha ah

4. When he evaporates, how long does it take for him to re-solidify? [How long does he go MIA?]have not spoke to him in 8 months

5. Have you broke his seal? [Has he said the "ILY"?]nope

6. What are his main ingredients? [Why do you like this guy—]he was something made up so all those ingredients dont even count ; )

7. Have you threatened to toss him due to his evaporating properties? [self-explanatory]nope he tossed me right out with yesterdays trash!! But i picked my self up and brushed my self off and after 11 months of heart ache and questions...asked my self why....he he he was never worth it!! and the man who is wil never keep you wondering.... B~

1. What's His Shelf Life? [How long have you had him around?]-- almost 2-years

2. What's his expiration date? [How OLD is he?] 40

3. Have you flipped his lid? [Sex]sometimes

4. When he evaporates, how long does it take for him to re-solidify? [How long does he go MIA?]once a week.

5. Have you broke his seal? [Has he said the "ILY"?]Yes

6. What are his main ingredients? [Why do you like this guy—]Caring

7. Have you threatened to toss him due to his evaporating properties? [self-explanatory]Yes, if i not get what i want.

1. What's His Shelf Life? almost 3 years.
2. What's his expiration date? 50
3. Have you flipped his lid? Of course!
4. When he evaporates, how long does it take for him to re-solidify? Never has.
5. Have you broke his seal? Yes!
6. What are his main ingredients? He's genuine, caring, very supportive, great in bed and he spoils me rotten etc. etc etc.
7. Have you threatened to toss him due to his evaporating properties? Nope!

1. What's His Shelf Life? Hmm...somewhere between 3-4 years?
2. What's his expiration date? 27
3. Have you flipped his lid? Yes
4. When he evaporates, how long does it take for him to re-solidify? This all depends on me but usually one to two weeks later.
5. Have you broke his seal? No, both of our cans remain sealed...?
6. What are his main ingredients? Intelligent, independent, and super good-looking.
7. Have you threatened to toss him due to his evaporating properties? Yes, I do this once every 3 months around the time that I PMS. This, of course, causes further evaporation, haha.