Just for Giggles

This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by truecap on Thursday, December 27, 2012 and has 13 replies.

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Post things you find hilarious here! You know, that off-the-wall stuff we think is funny that other people don't? Well, here is a home for it.

We all need a good laugh, so let's get to giggling!

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Posted by cheekyfaerie
The girls and I went thru a drive thru a while back. We each got sodas with our food.

The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty. The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty. The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty.

I look at the window lady and say, "Wow! We should go put out a fire somewhere!".

She looked at me like I had three heads.

Now, that's funny!!

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I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PUB ONE DAY
A FUNERAL PROCESSION APPROACHED THE CEMETERY ACROSS THE ROAD
AT THE FRONT WAS A HEARSE 20 FEET BEHIND WAS A SECOND HEARSE
BEHIND THAT A MAN WITH A DOG
AND BEHIND HIM ABOUT 20 MEN IN SINGLE FILE
I ASK ANOTHER BY STANDER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
HE SAID THE FIRST HEARST WAS THE MAN WITH THE DOGS WIFE
THE DOG HAD ATTACK THE WOMAN AND KILLED HER
THE SECOND HEARSE WAS HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHE TRIED TO PROTECT HER DAUGHTER AND THE DOG KILLED HER ALSO
I WAS STUNED
I ASK THE BYSTANDER IF HE THOUGHT THE MAN WOULD LOAN ME THE DOG
HE SAID SHURE GET IN LINE.

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Posted by james tate
I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PUB ONE DAY
A FUNERAL PROCESSION APPROACHED THE CEMETERY ACROSS THE ROAD
AT THE FRONT WAS A HEARSE 20 FEET BEHIND WAS A SECOND HEARSE
BEHIND THAT A MAN WITH A DOG
AND BEHIND HIM ABOUT 20 MEN IN SINGLE FILE
I ASK ANOTHER BY STANDER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
HE SAID THE FIRST HEARST WAS THE MAN WITH THE DOGS WIFE
THE DOG HAD ATTACK THE WOMAN AND KILLED HER
THE SECOND HEARSE WAS HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHE TRIED TO PROTECT HER DAUGHTER AND THE DOG KILLED HER ALSO
I WAS STUNED
I ASK THE BYSTANDER IF HE THOUGHT THE MAN WOULD LOAN ME THE DOG
HE SAID SHURE GET IN LINE.

That's cute.