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The last one really cracked me up! And what in tarnation is that on her ta-ta's?
Posted by capgirl75
Love, love, love that!!!
Posted by cheekyfaerie
The girls and I went thru a drive thru a while back. We each got sodas with our food.The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty. The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty. The window lady hands me a drink, I hand it to the tall one, the tall one hands it to the shorty.
I look at the window lady and say, "Wow! We should go put out a fire somewhere!".
She looked at me like I had three heads.
Now, that's funny!!
So, you're saying we should keep calm?
I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PUB ONE DAY
A FUNERAL PROCESSION APPROACHED THE CEMETERY ACROSS THE ROAD
AT THE FRONT WAS A HEARSE 20 FEET BEHIND WAS A SECOND HEARSE
BEHIND THAT A MAN WITH A DOG
AND BEHIND HIM ABOUT 20 MEN IN SINGLE FILE
I ASK ANOTHER BY STANDER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
HE SAID THE FIRST HEARST WAS THE MAN WITH THE DOGS WIFE
THE DOG HAD ATTACK THE WOMAN AND KILLED HER
THE SECOND HEARSE WAS HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHE TRIED TO PROTECT HER DAUGHTER AND THE DOG KILLED HER ALSO
I WAS STUNED
I ASK THE BYSTANDER IF HE THOUGHT THE MAN WOULD LOAN ME THE DOG
HE SAID SHURE GET IN LINE.
These are the kind of Christmas lights you see out here in Redneck Country:
I think they're funny.
And some rednecks even live in nice houses:
Posted by james tate
I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PUB ONE DAY
A FUNERAL PROCESSION APPROACHED THE CEMETERY ACROSS THE ROAD
AT THE FRONT WAS A HEARSE 20 FEET BEHIND WAS A SECOND HEARSE
BEHIND THAT A MAN WITH A DOG
AND BEHIND HIM ABOUT 20 MEN IN SINGLE FILE
I ASK ANOTHER BY STANDER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
HE SAID THE FIRST HEARST WAS THE MAN WITH THE DOGS WIFE
THE DOG HAD ATTACK THE WOMAN AND KILLED HER
THE SECOND HEARSE WAS HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHE TRIED TO PROTECT HER DAUGHTER AND THE DOG KILLED HER ALSO
I WAS STUNED
I ASK THE BYSTANDER IF HE THOUGHT THE MAN WOULD LOAN ME THE DOG
HE SAID SHURE GET IN LINE.
That's cute.
A COUPLE OF NICE GUNS YOU GOT THEIR TRUECAP
Posted by james tate
A COUPLE OF NICE GUNS YOU GOT THEIR TRUECAP
Thank you! Come to Texas and we'll go shooting out in the pasture.
I MIGHT GET SHOT IN THE PASTURE
THEM AGAIN IT MIGHT BE WORTH IT
NICE GUNS TO HANDLE.
😉
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