Anyone else have planets that are drunk when born?

So I’m 24 have always had a positive outlook on life, I know what I want, very intelligent, and lucky to be breathing. With that being said, were the astro gods/ planets trolling me when I was born. Am I always destined to feel like I got screwed over and then happy about it anyways what the f&@k. On a side note, I have a running for the best dramatic man life ever, and girls flock to me, on the other hand still... what the flippin’ backflip. Here’s the chart, feel free to give me attention and love cause the ascendant and chiron yod to the pisces saturn so I’m chill. Also got another yod with venus, NN and moon, so basically i’m like that one painting on the sistine chapel. Except I also have a TSquare, and some other more oppositions.