OH NO! EMBARRASSING DREAM!

I just had the most embarrassing dream- and not the typical- "oh my god why am i suddenly walking down I-91 in my uderwear" kind either.

So, I am at my mom's house (my parents are living together) my dad is there and both of them have invited a french pop-star to have dinner with us. My mom tries to do it up fancy at the dining room table and I get this wierd feeling that they are trying to set me up with frenchy. VERY awkward.

I kinda don't have the best table manners...so- uh- well, I just don't care about using the right fork and shit...and I can be messy...anyway, I went a little overboard. I had a martini glass with nice water in it-perrier style - I rinsed my dirty fork off in it and chunks of food got in there and stuff...french guy looked bemused as he picked out a chunks.

We all sat down at the table, only I was in a recliner with pillows and blankets...very comfy. When everybody started eating I felt really sleepy and just drifted off AT THE TABLE- but that's not the embarrassing part- OH NO!

While I was sleeping I had a sexual fantasy about french guy and started humping my pillow like I did when I made play sex in elementary school!!!!!!!! I also drooled. RIght in front of french guy and my FATHER who was sitting next to me and laughing. He made some comment about how I "must be having a REALLY good dream" *** DIE ***

I saw that french guy was looking very uncomfortable so I tried to make small talk but fked that up when I asked my mom how long she was going to be staying (at her own house—) she looked at me like I was insane...she LIVES here...duh.

I was mortified. The humping at the table was one thing...but acting like I don't know where my mother lives?? Messing up at SMALL TALK?? I'm usually GREAT at small talk...I could major in it for chrissakes! That was the last straw.

Oh Lord. I pretended to fall asleep and acted like I couldn't here them talking about me. I escaped the situation...sort of - but I had to keep from smiling or laughing the whole time so that they would know I was REALLY sleeping and not just faking it.

Eventually french guy and mom left and it was just me and dad- trying to tell me not to worry because he used to have dreams "like that" all the time in his twenties! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((((@_@))))

haHAAAA

I sort of got the feeling he was...is is why I was turned on! The uncomfy feeling on his part (mine too!) had to do with my parents being right there...

not that some skanky old french guys might not like that...but pop-star frenchy was hip and young...not really into the whole incest manage4 thing with the 'rents.... *BARF*

oh yes! the sequentials are never GOOD- endurance training for the 24 hour long chain-saw massacre that you are bound to be involved in at some point in your life...

I'm hoping there will be a sequel tonight...sans the parents and place settings 😉

YES- archer! But I'm not gonna risk it...I'm just gonna look at some porn, pre-slumber, and hope it all sinks in right..pray for some dreamtime jollies...

(yes-pray for me)