Damn prime, nice boobies, dude. How much did they cost you? 1 million, 2 millon? I was thinking about getting mine done..I'm not even a A-cup😢
Haha, m&mgem....yeah, should've ate sweets😢...
"Ask me, I'll tell u the number of nights i drive my roommates crazy while they're trying to sleep and suddenly the action bug bites me" Okay..How many nights have you kept your roommates up with mid-night racket (or as I call it, "Sudden mid-night outbursts of energized inspiration & beautified funk")?
"WOOHOO!! LET'S ACT STUPID!!!! *drinks stuff under sink*"
Haha, speaking of stupid, I feel on my ass 2 times today...
1.) Slipped on a water mater thing while about to cross the street..
2.) Slipped by my car & I accidently kicked a small dent in my car when I fell...
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Damn, that made my day!!
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