Quick Tummy Tuck!

Posted by WaterCup
LOL @ quick tummy tuck. Suggestions? Suck it in!

Posted by Arietteheart
Short of starvation, not much in 3 weeks.

Posted by auriqa
Corset? 🙂

Posted by rockyroadicecream
No, do not "bin" the carbs.

Take it easy on the carbs, but completely ditching them is a bit extreme. Our society is way too obsessed with extremes- starvation, lack of carbs, tons o protein, etc.

No, it's a freaking happy balance, people. The body needs all 3 sources of energy, FAT being the limited one. Carbs and protein should be a good balance and neither taken away or consumed in excess.

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I'm in love with this little 8 minuite ab workout??_.its great because you do the exercise to the beat of its track, I usually hate counting because i can't breathe properly when I count so its just nice to do it to a beat for a change??_.you could also download it to your iPod and whip it out and do it wherever ??_

Posted by djbuck1
Admitted: Ms. Ssasy Un. Discovered in a "cleanse induced coma" by neighbors, she was rushed to Our Lady of Despair Hospital.

"We're not sure exactly what she was attemtping," opined Dr. Milo Shumley, "But it looks like a typical Holiday weight loss gone wrong event. We found some e-literature about 'the DXP Diet.' It also looks like she may have had some half-assed surgical procedure performed." When asked if Ms. Un had lost weight, the doctor continued, "Well she's certainly losing it now! She's screwed her digestive tract up to a fare-thee-well. She'll be eating Gerber baby food from here on out."

A search of Ms. Un's iPhone revealed a bizarre website, DXP, which is full of semi-disasterous relationship advice, self-laudatory threads with no apparent basis in reality, pop-psychological pronouncements and medical quackery of the strangest order.

"It beggars comment," said Ludlow Kimmel, a spokesperson for the NSA. "We've had this one under surveillance for some time, but it seems to be a threat only to its members, a thriving set of social undesirables. We've pretty much left it alone, though we do get a laugh out of some of the more outrageous postings."

Cards may be sent to Our Lady of Despair, Self-Inflicted Folly Unit. Flowers and visitors are not being admitted at this time as Ms. Un is "in the isolation bubble."

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I'm in love with this little 8 minuite ab workout??_.its great because you do the exercise to the beat of its track, I usually hate counting because i can't breathe properly when I count so its just nice to do it to a beat for a change??_.you could also download it to your iPod and whip it out and do it wherever ??_

Posted by djbuck1
Admitted: Ms. Ssasy Un. Discovered in a "cleanse induced coma" by neighbors, she was rushed to Our Lady of Despair Hospital.

"We're not sure exactly what she was attemtping," opined Dr. Milo Shumley, "But it looks like a typical Holiday weight loss gone wrong event. We found some e-literature about 'the DXP Diet.' It also looks like she may have had some half-assed surgical procedure performed." When asked if Ms. Un had lost weight, the doctor continued, "Well she's certainly losing it now! She's screwed her digestive tract up to a fare-thee-well. She'll be eating Gerber baby food from here on out."

A search of Ms. Un's iPhone revealed a bizarre website, DXP, which is full of semi-disasterous relationship advice, self-laudatory threads with no apparent basis in reality, pop-psychological pronouncements and medical quackery of the strangest order.

"It beggars comment," said Ludlow Kimmel, a spokesperson for the NSA. "We've had this one under surveillance for some time, but it seems to be a threat only to its members, a thriving set of social undesirables. We've pretty much left it alone, though we do get a laugh out of some of the more outrageous postings."

Cards may be sent to Our Lady of Despair, Self-Inflicted Folly Unit. Flowers and visitors are not being admitted at this time as Ms. Un is "in the isolation bubble."